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[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

Egg me after being invited to hang out with the girls at lunch. “This is great. I’m on track to being awarded the ‘honorary girl’ title, something that is normal to want and will surely fill the hole where my heart should be.”

[miraweave]

Figure I may as well start posting my writing on here just in case. Did not finish the Falconry project in January as I'd hoped, but for the sake of sticking to my goal of posting a piece every month I did a little hive mind induction short on the last day of the month.

Please enjoy THE PILOT KNOWS WHO SHE IS

Despite the title and description, I promise it's not actually a shitpost...

[the-lewd-bot]

if remove your robotgirl’s knowledge of most pronouns so she can only use she/her to refer to anything, you forcefemme her universe

[blazing-butterfly-inactive]

I suppose most people are more familiar with pet dogs than with falconry and therefore calling a dehumanized mech pilot a "hound" is more immediately evocative than calling it a "hawk," but you gotta admit the vibe of the handler as falconer and the pilots as their birds of prey absolutely slaps. If anyone ever does something like mechsploitation but with scifi fighter jets instead of giant robots, pleeeease call the pilots hawks

[themoosebaruniverse]

If i may

[blazing-butterfly-inactive]

Exactly

[theotherwesley]

and furthermore:

[blazing-butterfly-inactive]

If there's one important lesson I learned from Gundam it's that mysterious mask-wearing morally-questionable-at-best ace pilots are among the coolest things ever

[miraweave]

Step one of Acerby - Valkyrie Type is complete :]

Still a lot more to do on her but I'm sooooo happy with how this part turned out, especially for my first time ever painting.

[miraweave]

update: i left her at my mom's place by accident and she's been posing her and sending me pictures and complaining about the things she's getting up to

[miraweave]

Step one of Acerby - Valkyrie Type is complete :]

Still a lot more to do on her but I'm sooooo happy with how this part turned out, especially for my first time ever painting.

[miraweave]

ok so here's what you gotta do, see? first you take a c4t lesbian and you forcibly detransition her girlfriend. then you dykebreak her into a good christian housewife using her boyfriend as leverage. then, just as she's starting to find her footing again, you forcefem the boyfriend. finally, you straightbreak the dumb het girl who can't accept that her "boyfriend" is a trans woman.

[boringkate]

People will try to tell you that heterosexuality is just another benign identity. One that's totally reasonable to express in public spaces and even in front of children. They'll say they were born that way.

But it's clearly a fetish!

THEY'RE LITERALLY ONLY STRAIGHT BECAUSE THEY'RE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THE OPPOSITE GENDER!

Sickos.

[miraweave]

I HOPE THE PBANDAI ACERBY IS RED THATS ALL

[nekomimidusteon]

stop being princessphobic!!!! I am not "whoring myself out to the maid of the week"! I am gifting my royal presence to the most distinguished member of my retinue. please use the correct terminology next time you tell the other maids about the new perk of the job..,,...

[miraweave]

gundam dealer just texted me saying he found the hair piece i was missing for my acerby kitbash i love Knowing A Guy

[miraweave]

30 minute missions? not the way i'm building 'em, buddy...

[miraweave]

anyway lemme tell you the surface finish on these parts is fucking divine, now i just gotta figure out the rest of the armor and get to painting her...

trying to do her up to be like an acerby version of the pbandai valkyrie spinatia

[miraweave]

really wish acerbies were more able to tilt their heads back i wanna try modifying one of their heads to be able to but im worried about breaking it...

[miraweave]

30 minute missions? not the way i'm building 'em, buddy...

[soup-mother]

Hey I just want you to know that when you said "Let me out of your 100.4°F attic" you're showing an incredibly US centric attitude in expecting everyone else to bend to the conventions of what you think is the normative default and instinctively understand your cultural references (how hot that is).

[soup-mother]

I am genuinely and earnestly in awe of the fact that everyone ignored this being a funny joke about kidnapping in favour of yanksplaining Fahrenheit to me. Congrats, I respect all of you even less than I already did.

[miraweave]

thinking about the time i was jokingly like "Americans should stop inflicting their stupid measurements on me and switch to the system the entire rest of the world uses" in the group chat and another girl accused me of being an imperialist and compared it to saying that minority language speakers should just learn english, americans are so funny

[soup-mother]

Hey I just want you to know that when you said "Let me out of your 100.4°F attic" you're showing an incredibly US centric attitude in expecting everyone else to bend to the conventions of what you think is the normative default and instinctively understand your cultural references (how hot that is).

[sistersorrow]

The way it's been explained to me is to read °F as "percent hot" so 100.4°F is 100.4% hot

[soup-mother]

Whoever explained it to you like that was a bad person.

[greetings-inferiors]

> read it as percent hot

> can go higher and lower than 100 and 0

[miraweave]

and also their idea of 0% hot isn't even below -20...

[miraweave]

god I wish I could find the 30ms maid kit anywhere...