"Duuuh... I don't get it. What was the first part?" @mirdasque - Tumblr Blog

catpocalyptic

Ashamed to say i spent all day on this

billlinguini

pomni se convierte en padre latinoamericano (pomni turns into a latin american dad)

Turns out, Hibiki has a hint of sauce on her flavorless ass

#fighting games #the last blade #mixup #hibiki takane #oki

klapollo

getting my period then remembering that menstruation may remove a small amount of microplastics from the body

hingabee

“hey garak that thing with ur dad sucks and all but check this out” (for honor and @aireyverkhovensky)

wolfythewitch

Playing around with my Helen design

draculings

scary dog privileges, but you are both the scary dog (aka DS9's Meridian episode is really Not Good but at least it gave us some really cute Odo moments...... Odoments....)

requinade

my proudest photoshop from 2019 or early 2020

apparently it got reposted on other websites a few times but i never posted it anywhere besides twitter until now lol

i made a second one for diamond is unbreakable but i lost that one 😔

yaoiblackmold

There's something so charming about a stack of PADDs in star trek because you know tablets didn't exist yet back then but they didn't want to use paper because it's not futuristic enough but they also want to show that they have a lot of paperwork to do thus the stack of PADDs which presumably was like a hybrid of stack of paper + floppy disks of the future. The retrofuterism of it all, I love it.

lovebombdevil

quodo-brainrot

"we need to establish that the Mirror Universe has some really rough people and dark themes in it. let's take the guy whose species is hardwired to dominate everyone around them and have him slap the twink around. also, the twink moans artfully each time. that part is very important. surely this will drive home the brutality of the situation and not cause any awakenings at all"

wtf-gay-petit-singe

freshbaked-bread

some fake screenshots from the deep space nine dating sim that lives in my brain

max1461

Bro. America is so fucked.

elodieunderglass

I felt like I needed to clarify some things before we could continue any more conversations on this godforsaken website.

I’m very proud of the European Robin, I think I really captured it.

burningmanonacid-deactivated202

ALSO A DADDY LONG LEGS is different in the UK vs USA. I learned that by arguing with some Brits because they said there was a daddy long legs on the wall, i looked and only saw an insect, argued with them all for 45 minutes until we all looked it up and saw that we were both correct.

sighinastorm

British badger: jovial fellow, eats toast and jam. Might invite you in for a cuppa with the Mrs. Agricultural nuisance.

American badger: pallas cat of a wolverine. Very defensive. Fuck immediately off.

Bonus African badger: Silverback gorilla of mustelids. Should be a cryptid. Bro, don’t even. You are nothing to him.

elodieunderglass

an extremely good post addition

princeofbadassery

Opposum (US)

gets a bad rap

eats A LOT of ticks

“plays dead”

cute

VS

Possum (AUS)

cute but Australian

gamebird

@rosewind2007 Ah! Our discussion topic!

Bonus mention of @boppinrobin !

transcyberism

Porcupine (North America)

Looks soft, isn’t

Quills are thin and flexible like hairs

Can climb trees

Perpetual bedhead

Smelly

Porcupine (Africa)

Does not look even remotely soft

Very long, stiff quills, especially on its back half

Can rattle hollow quills in its tail as a threat

Cannot climb trees

Will ram you ass-first to stab you if it’s mad

Porcupine (South/Central America)

Prehensile tail like a monkey

Short, thick quills

Snout looks like a marshmallow

Can hang from tree branches by its tail

Makes the cutest sounds in the world

elodieunderglass

Awwwww what an adorable addition!

thydungeongal

As someone who has actually studied the English language there's a common phrase about English that kinda annoys me because while it makes for a funny haha line it's such a gross oversimplification that it actually ceases to be funny. It's the one that goes "The English language is just three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat" or something to that effect.

I'm not going to go into detail as to why that sentence is inaccurate, just take my word for it as a person with a master's in English. I suggest we withdraw this expression from usage and replace it with the much more accurate "The English language is a dirty little slut that loves it when other languages cum big loads in it"

thydungeongal