Paxilon

This Browncoat Whovian enjoys long walks on the beach and sandwiches. I am a full-blooded thespian from the toes to about my nose. The rest of it's used for securing my future fame. Don't worry, me being famous is a fixed point in time; you following me is simply avoiding a paradox.

[kingdomheartstwo-deactivated201]

“why don’t poor people just get a job?”

[omariospizza]

stop white boys 2k15

[playingwiththesquirrels]

[segweg]

this is literally my thought process like all of the time

[nokiabae]

it’s been 4 months and I can’t stop thinking about this tweet

[taizic]

I just…really wanted a gif set of this video!

[streetcash]

finding gay jokes in old Mowry sister movies

[only1600kids]

a video of people running backwards put in reverse is like they’re being chased by someone mildly intimidating

[ladynorbert]

I laughed way too hard at this. The caption makes it gold.

[domesticoctopi]

when you and your friend say the same witty comment in reply to someone else simultaniously 

[imrussiantothekitchen]

[sweet-almond-oil-deactivated201]

Seriously.

[refinery29]

Bernie Sanders says Black Lives Matter. Read more about his performance at the debates here.

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[jaynmalackson]

jesus: one of you will betray me

judas:

[i-am-just-a-ham]

So I’m in theatre class

We’re working on Shakespeare scenes for competition

A couple of freshmen boys are doing a scene that mentions a sword

The teacher is trying to tell them that they do not need to have a prop sword

They are not understanding

So young

So naive

“90% of the time” she says

“When Shakespeare says ‘sword,’ he’s not talking about a metal sword”

They are still not understanding

The rest of the class understands

We know what we are witnessing

The destruction of innocence

They are so new to the ways and language of the bard

Cinnamon rolls

Pure

Unaffected by theatre kids

Untouched by the horrors of the world

They still do not understand

The teacher does not know what else to do

She knows they cannot go to competition wielding an actual prop sword

She knows they will eventually learn

The class knows this too

We are dying to know what she will say next

She opens her mouth

We are on the edge of our seats

She yells

“LETS TALK ABOUT PENISES!”

Whoop.

There it is

The secret is out

Shakespeare makes dick jokes

Theatre teachers sometimes say things other teachers don’t

It is a shock to their system

In their minds, the kill bill siren

Their world has turned upside down

We can see it in their face

We lose it

We are accustomed to this

We have heard worse

But seeing their faces

It is too much

At this moment

The door opens

A sophomore enters

This is his first theatre class

All he heard was

“Let’s talk about penises”

He shouts out in a confused horror

The cycle is never ending

[gerrymanderer]

[ethiopienne]

the dialogue in this movie was instrumental in shaping my sense of humor as a child, i swear.

[talesofthestarshipregeneration]

One of the best movie scripts ever

[nevver]

Emotional Overlap / Inside Out

[eighteenbelow]

You know, this is actually pretty useful for people who struggle to understand/identify their emotions.

[imoverallofit]

Proof that hatred is fear of what you don’t understand or like

[fembykitten]

I haven’t seen the movie but this is a great reference

[wariolands-blog]

did you hear about the kid who stopped going to hot topic

she was never scene again

[dilfweed]

NO

[sizvideos]

[shutupblanka]

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

[multi-coloredmountains]

And every man

[setbabiesonfire]

Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.

[b-ak3d]

The last one really hit me. I never really thought about something like that could actually impact a woman’s life. Damn…

[peinted]

absence and lack of communication makes the heart idealize a person and subconsciously twist one’s perception of them into something greater than they really are

[thetigerspider]