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sage | 24 | she/her | #1 vampire enthusiast | simon blackquill's malewife

[genyasglockk]

established rabbot aggressively pursuing an oblivious dennis. he's like "woah my attendings are so kind and attentive :)" meanwhile they wanna fold and bend him across every surface imaginable and feed him soup afterwards.

[leskylentils]

When you get that updated autopsy report

[baccendkenagainn-deactivated202]

[ebogosian]

INTERIVEW WITH THE VAMPIRE, 1.01, In Throes of Increasing Wonder… • TALAMASCA: THE SECRET ORDER, 1.03, The Task at Hand

[bnq]

sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry

(source: た き 🍵 @izuminotaki15)

[yaoiblackmold]

I still cannot believe that Guy almost got caught by the police because his shoes were so fucking ugly that they were like damn somebody must have noticed these shoes, the ugly ass yellow suede shoes, they're so disgustingly ugly the detective was confident people could identify him by the fulgy shoes alone.

[ceruleanheaven]

the lion concerns himself with everything

[chilewithcarnage]

[batsandboba]

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

[natendo-art]

His smile makes my heart wanna explode

[shoesallinaline]

William Fichtner out here feeding the Gasper fandom the same way his character was feeding those revenants ferrets.

[feluka]

he/they delilah what's it like in pronouns city

[feluka]

[wretchedly]

"I asked ChatGPT—"

Well I asked GDT (Guillermo del Toro) and he said some of the most casually unhinged shit I've ever heard. it was beautiful and it fixed me.

[itreallyatemyhand]

I also asked GDT and

[helvyeah1]

[pwesident]

dont talk to me til ive fucked my coffee

[pwesident]

[single loud slosh followed by Tom & Jerry yell]

[neviart]

if i could change one thing about the talamasca show i would go back to the first episode and have guy fuck around and find out with daniel. for science.

[ladyofthecreeddraws]

Another boy for my torment nexus >:)

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[alienatedartt]

i'm in the hucklerabbot trenches o7