there's something buried in the words

[ifyouknowmeirlgoaway]

Turned on TikTok today and got a video from Spiders Georg. Amazing.

[shanedevotee]

[akurvaanyadatbuttersofficial]

[fredersen]

[darflores]

my hobbies include knowing and being right

[ibetteracethatinterview]

[just-osgood]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[octoberapparitions]

[toast-potent]

*steals jokes from The Simpsons but formats them in tumblr-post memes to make them seem like my own original jokes*

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

my son: ay carumba!

me: [picks him up by the throat and throttles him until he can’t breathe]

[praying]

[vaporwavesimulator]

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

[officialtokyosan]

ye

[vaporwavesimulator]

enter the cornflakes domain

[runby2]

I fucking hate this website because not only did I click this goddamn link expecting it to be a joke of some sort, but it wasn’t a joke and I sat here spinning the screen around enjoying myself in a stupid bag of cornflakes like the dumbass monkey I am on Tumblr.com, enthralled by being in a bag of corn flakes in

[hold-my-hand-please]

i just want to be a cat in late spring. because then i could just sit in the sun and blink slowly and maybe chase a bug. i think that’s what we all want

[teathattast]

[bunnywand-archive]

i’m your biggest fan i’ll follow you until you love me tama tamagotchi..

[pointnclick]

hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now

[yebisu]

Her ass was like a peach, and brother I’m in her pit.

[pointnclick]

well. that one’s on me

[loverdudearchive]

The phrase “Tip: I am so fucking mad” will not leave my brain

[loverdudearchive]

[daggerfall]

Do you ever hear a voice line and just know that the actor wasn’t given the proper context and instructions

Yes I’ve played The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

[responsibilitychan]

[underwaterslopgirl-deactivated2]

Inspecting your dash for mice

[thadeeliv]

found one

[third-order-simulacra]

sensible chuckle