DS9 S3E7 Civil Defense, My Beloved

Hey Y'all. I'm Mary (30s, bi, cis girl). There is really no rhyme or reason to this blog. It's mostly Heated Rivalry now, but DS9 and MASH are evergreen.

[catcrumb]

[hudstradamus]

cliff marleau has an extremely successful post hockey career as a contestant on reality tv / competition tv shows

[ultimatekiller]

youch @jesterlesbian

[manicpixiedreamkiller]

how many sharks does a tornado need to be considered a sharknado

1

2

3-5

10 ????

more ??????

other ????????????

Voting ended onMar 27

[manicpixiedreamkiller]

this is the level of analysis we’re looking for here people

[drarry]

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

[drarry]

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[fieldtomatoes]

he would do numbers on here

[fieldtomatoes]

this is back in my notes and I love the number of people in the rbs who think that by “here” I meant “tumblr” and that ofc abed would do numbers bc he’s autistic and gay and into various tv shows but what EYE meant by “here” was “mashblr”, specifically “the corner of mashblr where we understand that the CBS war dramedy M*A*S*H (1972-1983) exists in a timeloop”

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

oh wait just realized i can edit my own posts.

like you can't edit reblogs anymore but you can still edit your own post even after it has a thousand notes or whatever.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

[knownqueerbaiter]

incomplete list of shane hollander’s most jock-ish sexual fantasies he and ilya have completed (with the help of heavy bribes to arena staff):

•ilya fucking him in the locker room (strictest version of this fantasy is getting passed around the locker room but in reality it’s just them)

•hazing roleplay where ilya shoves shane’s face into his sweaty jockstrap

•blowing ilya in the penalty box

•captain ilya “coaching” rookie shane roleplay

•sitting on ilya’s dick while reviewing game tape and having to give game analysis while ilya toys with him

•cockwarming ilya with his mouth while ilya is playing COD with the boys

•season-long orgasm-per-goal rule (shane-only. he has to earn it)

[shanedevotee]

I have 5 days off starting on Friday. Which Hollanov fic should I work on?

Persuasion AU

ED Nurse Ilya/ICU Nurse Shane (bruise kink)

Foodie JJ feeds Hollanov (side of JJ/Vaughny)

Big Hud jerks off in the bathroom to Connie from Admin

Remaining time: 19 hours 4 minutes

[smokey-ilya]

fat baby shane absolutely crushes his first summer at the lake. they get him in the cutest little bathing suits with matching sun hats and tiny sunglasses. he spends most of his time in the shade, rolls slathered in sunscreen, and snoozing in his bouncy under the umbrella on the back deck. but sometimes they'll take him out on the boat. there's a picture of david sitting in the captain's chair, holding a sleeping shane in one arm and steering the boat with the other. it's a fan favorite 🥹

[romint-drake]

How it started

How it's going

[lamaison]

Legal Eagle asking "are you covered to have an open flame in the studio?" and a producer worriedly yelling "we're not!" as Ally goes to light a bong they filled with real whiskey is maybe the hardest I have ever laughed at an episode of Game Changer.

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[fyeahhollanov]

hudsonwilliamsofficial CSA’sssssssssssssss 🌟

[ilyapricot]

^ Rose Landry

[funny-tik-toks]

[pwhl-mybeloved]