Honestly, wow

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[birthdaysongs]

i think a lot of the magic of this shithole website actually comes from the fact that the search feature is completely useless… like the fact that you quite literally cannot search for a post even if you type it in word for word means that all the classic, beloved, and infamous posts are these ephemeral things that only come around every so often and can only be found organically when they happen to make it to your dash like a flock of rare migratory birds

[deanwinchesterapologist]

People without siblings should be required to undergo rigorous training before they're allowed to be a roommate

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Only children in the notes are so mad you'd think I asked them to share or something

[that-crazy-australian]

[creatures-5]

Another victim of carcinization 😔

[professional-chaotic-dumbass]

“victim”?

[tiktokarchive]

[sour-charity]

[ecology-of-the-inhuman]

[relatablephotosofbdg]

[thatsbelievable]

[imthemuthafuckingcricket]

[unclefather]

[mysharona1987]

[daughter-of-sapph0]

guys will try to school you on colors as if THEY were the gatherers

[mechagrrl]

What color is this?

[daughter-of-sapph0]

pussy

[mechagrrl]

[fleuranna]

[pangur-and-grim]

little sketches from this afternoon

[pangur-and-grim]

another one!

[utopians]

I always forget how youtube is literally unusable without an adblock until I have to be without one

[utopians]

liberty mutual wants me to care about their stupid fucking emu so bad but I will not. no one will ever care and no one thinks this is funny. your stupid ass emu will never be a cultural icon. you will never make the next geico gecko everyone will think these dumb fuck emu ads are stupid forever. liberty mutual marketing executives must be sent to the mojave and made to wander one hundred years until their bodies are rent asunder by the sand and their blood boils in the heat

[shitpostinguniverse]

[hellenhighwater]

You get used to painting with only one hand.

[hellenhighwater]

Yes, but the alternative is him laying directly under my canvas and staring at me like this:

So instead we take turns, and since this is acrylic, I can wipe it off them with a damp towel if I catch it right away.

[hellenhighwater]

I should clarify for people, since the lighting does not make this super clear--these are two separate cats, Malice (the black one, who shoulders if she is given constant attention) and Vice (the grey one, who can be held but will fidget constantly.) They’re both not yet two years old, and have a long ways to go before they’re on level with their predecessor, Nimitz, the Terror of the Underbrush, who shouldered so well I could do whole sculpting projects and maintain the use of both hands. Git gud, baby cats. 

[mori-esque]

[hellenhighwater]

I choked on my coffee

[rudywiser]

[ryan-sometimes]

I can't believe my STEM major ass laughed at this

[cumbrane]

stem majors love seeing incredibly basic concepts and going "yeah this is unique to me. non-academics can't possibly understand this."

[germanmilfs]

they don't teach this until the doctorate

[tonyalmeida]

[evilvarric666-archive]

Cats understand "naughty". In fact I think they're the only animal who understands it. Dogs know "good" and "bad" but not Naughty. Same with theft. Cats know what theft is. They know when they are thieving and you can see it on their faces. Squirrels are thieves but they don't know that. They know "take" and "have" but they don't comprehend what it is to steal. Nor do raccoons or coyotes or any species of rodent. They may participate in theft but they are ignorant of the weight of what they do, the full meaning of it. Cats know what crime is and they do it on purpose.