CEO Of Enemies To Lovers

🐭Mouse||adult||she/they🐭

[honorculture]

[t-s-n-deactivated20250205]

me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

[pococurantina]

could you lie

[csny]

[thesituation]

[iphigeniacomplex]

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

[bgm05]

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

[fredersen]

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[despazito]

[pixiecaps]

like and rb to cause another abortion

[orcboxer]

tumblr won't let me post this for some reason. must be a glitch or something

[erarg]

Everyone was just shot and killed by machine guns #DeltaruneSpoilers

[satan-offical]

I find it funny when

Oh my god FUCK OFF

[52stations]

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

[sea--burn]

Friend: dude could I have some of your fries

Me: ( assenting hand gesture, managmaniously): until you are satisfied

[hotvampireadjacent]

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Those two Pagliacci tweets always fucking send me

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[deadelated]

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

[deadelated]

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

[deadelated]