misbehavingdonkey

The intellectual’s way of saying badass.

[tim-official]

making an enthusiastic, sincere jack-off motion with my hand to indicate that i agree with the present course of action and think you have thought it out well

[misbehavingdonkeysstuff]

And now, a three sentence story:

Kala didn’t even know why they bothered with virgin sacrifices anymore. Yet here she stood at the edge of the volcano. “If I get out of this, I’m really going to have to start decentering men,” she mused to herself.

[charbottan]

literally every music genre has at least one album that will absolutely change your life if you give it a shot

[alteredfreak]

[misbehavingdonkeysstuff]

Feelings first, then follow up with compassion.

[misbehavingdonkeysstuff]

For someone with two cats, I sure do love white bedding.

For someone with white bedding, I sure do love my two cats.

[stuckinapril]

lol i hate today’s era of absolutely zero nuance takes. a friend didn’t behave exactly as you’d wanted them to? cut them off. a guy didn’t text you back instantly bc he has his own life? he’s just giving you breadcrumbs. doing something makes you uncomfortable? don’t do it anymore. someone isn’t instantly available for you? disinterest. just absolutist statements that often don’t apply to the multilayer situations of everyday life. like. stop. literally just stop it

[louisegluckpdf]

i love hearing about the declining birth rate like yesss that is a major problem considering our dominant economic model. a problem i plan on contributing to 👍 joining the war on declining birth rates on the side of declining birth rates

[misbehavingdonkeysstuff]

My friends have kids, so that’s enough for my generation

[theunfairfolk]

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

[what-even-is-thiss]

It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

[pudulogy]

and what are we going to do when the HP series comes out and we start seeing a resurgence of the fandom here including gifsets and fics. like are u guys gonna bring up your neurodivergence and cry "can we separate the art from the artist!!!!! you dont need to pay to watch it!!!!!its my comfort show and I'm DEPRESSED and AUTISTIC"

what then

[queen-of-hearts92]

Important addition:

[bundibird]

Reminder that "separating the art from the artist" is a sentiment that only works when the artist is dead and no longer profiting off the work in question.

JKR is still very much alive and very much openly devoted to spending as much of her money on efforts that increase transphobia. You cannot separate this artist from this art, because she is heartily using funds from that art to fund hate groups.

Do not watch it. Do not pirate it. Do not talk about it. Have nothing to do with it whatsoever.

[elexecution]

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

[kittenchomp]

youve heard of 'california sober'.. get ready for 'portland monogamous'

[misbehavingdonkeysstuff]

I think I’m experiencing whiplash from like, my life. Nothing can be more of a “hey this chapter of your life? Is CLOSED” than being a widow.

I used to come in a set, you know? I wouldn’t have known any of you nearly as well.

[emmaklee]

I've been thinking about this all day.

[misbehavingdonkeysstuff]

I can’t help but yearn. I know that I have loved and lost and then loved again and lost again and then loved the best and lost tremendously; and this last one was enough for anyone to say “yes dear, you’ve earned a rest, you can retire for life now and that would be more that fine”.

And yet I’ve grown accustomed to Love’s face. It’s second nature to me now.

[honeybearba]

I lean toward him, close enough for a kiss. His eyes widen. The look in his face is some commingling of panic and desire. It is a heady feeling, having power over someone. Over 𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘢𝘯, who I never thought had any feelings at all.

“You really do want me,” I say, close enough to feel the warmth of his breath as it hitches. “And you 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 it.” I change the angle of the knife, turning it so it’s against his neck. He doesn’t look nearly as alarmed by that as I might expect.

Not nearly as alarmed as when I bring my mouth to his.

-The Cruel Prince-

By Holly Black

Guys this took me so long but it was so worth itttt 🥲

P.s. Cardan smiles when he is nervous 🤭

[madeleineengland]

This is basically Bella Swan