mischief awaits

✭ 18 • any pronouns + it ✭

[mischievous-monster]

redoing my pinned post lol, heres my intro

hee hoo oh hi there

• hi i have a lot of names but just call me silas. im an 18 year old artist who draws whatever has my brain gripped. this blog is mostly just me reblogging and yelling in tags but theres probably gonna be some art posts here n there.

• i use he/she/they/it and neo pronouns as well (only friends or other neo pronoun users can know though)

• adhd + autism + probably other things i dont even know about but trying to figure out

• not the best at communicating but dms are open !

• also im very forgetful if you @ me or put something in my askbox it might take me awhile to even get to it, i apologize in advance

• dont call me sister or mom please. /srs

• tone indicators please

• cringe and free

• if i do something wrong w/o knowing it, please tell me. and please dont be vague about it either.

• i cuss a lot sorry (not sorry)

• i ramble in tags alot. if theres anything that needs to be tagged specifically or if you would prefer if i didnt ramble in your tags, just let me know through dm or askbox. a simple warning will do.

• if i ever dont respond to you i swear im not ignoring you i just got busy, forgot to respond, didnt see it, was asleep, or just dont know what to say. i promise you its not any malicious intent !!!

• i will block those who rub me the wrong way or genuinely freak me out.

a very not so nice DNI because i really dont want these fuckin people here and following me !!

🖕basic dni criteria

🖕terfs. be afraid.

🖕 pr0ship. fuck off.

🖕 those who use the excuses “it’s just a drawing”, “it’s just fictional.”, okay buddy boy whats it a drawing of? whats going on it? yeah shut the fuck up.

🖕 maps. nasty asses.

🖕zoophiles. please stay away from any and every animal ever.

🖕 those with the intention of befriending for free art.

🖕people who think r*pe jokes/sexual harassment/child s/a jokes are funny (yall fucking suck)

🖕those against neopronouns. piss off.

🖕those who use anonymous to send in kay why ess messages or just straight up being complete dickheads for no reason at all. all of you are pussies and i will say that wholeheartedly.

🖕fetishizes trans/nb or see it as some kind of kink. go fuck yourself.

🖕those who use the excuse “it’s the internet, things happen.” to excuse shitty behavior and actions. yall are fucking annoying.

🖕jay kay rowling stans. i dont fuckin want you or your shitty wizards here ! go away!

thanks for reading <3

[brown-forking-weed]

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:

[scumfuckus]

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[kidrat]

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[mischievous-monster]

cmere alphabet lore fans, get ur food

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[itsquietinsantafe2]

TODAY

[captain-of-the-historicfuture]

Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:

May 2021

January 2022

October 2022

April 2023

July 2023

June 2024

February 2025

March 2025

November 2025

August 2026

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.

[tauforged]

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

[tauforged]

every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me

[tauforged]

i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass

[tauforged]

apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in

BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE

[jackalopeonline]

[mischievous-monster]

Poo poo water, btw

poo poo water

[noahnomore]

[mischievous-monster]

@camping-with-monsters

[alexander]

[alexander]

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

[low-on-memory-storage]

[p0stmarxed]

[coolman229]

[generation-fucked-nostalgia]

[fruitpilled-peachcel]

[nuggss]

Ants be like that

[conspiring-limabean]

I used to keep track of the different ant colonies in my yard as a child and it was the wildest shit. You could tell the difference between colonies by colors & pattern if you looked closely enough. They’d stage ant wars on the sidewalks that lasted days, just ants murdering each other, and the cleanup afterwards would last days longer as the survivors pick up and carry away the carcasses. Once I saw a war happening between the colony that lived under the berry bush and a colony I didn’t recognize, and evidently the berry colony lost, because after the war their nest site was empty… and then a few days later was inhabited by the other colony that had fought them.

Once at a lake I saw an ant travel like 3 meters across flat rock carrying a dead ant, and he kept going until he got to the cliff side and then kept going down towards the water, and he didn’t stop until he got to where the rock was wet. Then he stood there for a few seconds, dropped the corpse into the water, waited a little longer, and then headed back the way he came. I feel like I witnessed a ceremony

[fiollaigean]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

sooooo can yall help me determine if this is a fireable offense

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

a lady just came in asking if we have oat milk and we dont so i said “our soy milk is pretty good though, thats what i use in my drinks!” and she looked at me and went “yknow soy milk lowers a mans sperm count” and without thinking i just went “cant lose something you never had”

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

youre laughing. i got called a soy boy and youre laughing

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

okay to the people confused by this allow me to shed a little light on the subject

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

icant fucking breathe

[squirrelstone]

[mischievous-monster]

jack black as bowser is the best thing i’ve ever heard.

original image in read more.

[mischievous-monster]

TODAY IS THE THIRD DAY OF COCKTOBER‼️🎃🌑☠️👻 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS RIGHT? 😏😛🍆💦TAKING YOUR GIRL PUMPKIN PICKING AND UR GONNA PUMP HER WITH SOMETHING REAL NICE 🎃😛😛💦💦🍆. ENJOYING SOME DELICIOUS PUMP-CUM SPICE LATTES. ☕️ 🎃HORNY-WEENS ALL ABOUT BEING SPOOKY 👹👺SO GIVE YOUR GIRL THAT DICK 🍆🍆AND MAKE HER MOAN 💆LIKE A GHOST 👻. SEND THIS TO 20 OF YOUR SEXIEST 😛AND SPOOKIEST HOES 😍😍. IF YOU DON'T 🙅‍♂️GET 15 BACK THE GRIM REAPER'S ☠️GONNA FUCK YOU REAL GOOD WITH HIS SCYTHE ON WHORE-LOWEEN❗️❕❗️

hi plague.

[5weekdays]

if i don’t see a single drawing of jack black dressed as bowsette by noon tomorrow i’m going to throw my phone out the window of a moving bus

[5weekdays]

crisis over i did it myself. he should show up to the premiere in this

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

[ohtehnoeszombies]

this post contains notes

[zeesqueere]

does it?

does it though?

[pileofknives]

Fuck is going on here

[liina-puff]

post expired

[therustyskull]

Son of no notes ghost post.

[nim-lock]

obsessed with how tumblr just sometimes Does This 

[spcrash]

Bowser looks incredible in the new Super Mario Bros. Movie trailer.

[mischievous-monster]

bowser is just jack black’s fursona.