Treat Mishaps like Sinking Ships

Multifandom Blog with occasional selfies. Title is a reference to Little Motel by Modest Mouse. Sometimes I forget to tag my spoilers and sometimes I live-blog shows. I don't accept hate in my inbox. Plan your lives accordingly.

[ambear9]

"Wait your dad's name isn't John?" Derek looked at him confused

"Noah"

Derek made a face "Why did you say no like that?"

"What" Stiles finally gave Derek all his attention

"Why did you say no ahhh"

Stiles was laughing so hard he was doubled over with tears in his eyes Once he could breath again he looked up at a very scowling Derek1 "Holy shit dude that was the funniest shit I’ve ever heard" "You'd think by now I'd be used to your weirdness and understand what is going on" "My dad's name is Noah" he spelled it out "But when I was a kid I didn’t know that so when someone asked me I said John because it was the first thing that came to mind" "But you still call him that" "Yeah because my mom thought it was hilarious and also started calling him John so it kinda became a thing. We would both call him John and he would act all pissed off about it then we would all laugh”

[ruinedchildhood]

Sinners (2025)

[threat-of-violets]

graphic design is my passion

[hallowedbethyhufflepuff]

Harry and Hermione were end game and I cannot be convinced otherwise.

Send tweet.

[squipdop]

every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish

[saintprey]

after her first kiss with james

[theconcealedweapon]

[adhd-chaos-queen]

If you wanna know how I spend my free time, this is it:

[emmastory]

alla mingalёva

[birdsareblooming]

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

[birdsareblooming]

holy shit is that kate bush

[anscathmarcach]

All this discourse over who does "painting with light"

Hiroshi Nagai's paintings need sunglasses to look at.

They look like how it feels to walk across a parking lot on a 98° summer day without a speck of shade in sight.

They look like heaven but also like you'd burn your bare feet on the ground.

Even when you can see shade you know it's not enough and the minute you step out you'll be burnt to a crisp like a vampire.

And it's BEAUTIFUL

[mysharona1987]

[iamnmbr3]

this feels like a sensitivity training for how to not commit micro aggressions against vampires in your workplace

[aftertheacidrain]

fuck i love not being a mother

[thememedaddy]

[maykitz]

remember how utterly inescapable how i met your mother used to be with the memes and references and barney and bro code and wait for it... and then the finale was so hated it vanished overnight

[mozilla-firefucks]

The finale so successfully erased the show from public consciousness, that when people tried to come up with a name for the "extremely popular show with finale so bad that people just immediately stop talking about it" phenomenon, people called it... the Game of Thrones Effect. HIMYM got memoryholed so hard that people forgot it even existed

[liberalsarecool]

The cruelty of racist white men.

[wolf840]

Does anyone else remember when Elon was like "if anyone knows how to end world hunger for 6 billion USD, I'll fund it" and UNICEF was like "we're going to spend a month to make a plan to end world hunger for 6 billion USD and Elon is going to fund it" and Elon was like "actually, nah" and then bought Twitter instead?

I think that was one of the worst things I'll ever see in my life.

[tiredspacedragon]

I still think that should be the thing for which he's the most famous. It should be brought up every time he's mentioned. In any news article, any interview, any history book. "Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down." Put it on his fucking gravestone.

[thedisasterbi]

happy valentines day

[ef-1]

Imagine looking this majestic dancing on your stalker ex's grave while 80 thousand people call him a pedo, there are levels to this