Frollo The Medieval Dudebro

Misha. 20. Xe/Hir/Hirs. WI, USA. Queer Punk Loser. TV Shows. Cats. Musicals. Pie.

[onceiwashere]

ok quick question is the phrase “going to chipotle with aristotle” funnier if you mispronounce chipotle, or aristotle

[sparkitors]

Why did Splogger Elodie spend the entirety of Hamilton taking careful notes and weeping openly into the shoulder of the stranger next to her? So that she could do a little recon mission and gift you beautiful people with Ht the next-best thing: A TEXT RECAP. It’s no live performance, but we think you’ll agree that it’s basically just as good.

[scheharazade]

flowers for the signs

aries: honeysuckle, thistle, bryony, peppermint, hawthorn

taurus: rose, poppy, foxglove, daisy, primula, violet, columbine, apple

gemini: lily-of-the-valley, lavender, maidenhair, myrtle, fern

cancer: acanthus, convolvulus, geranium, lily, waterlily, white rose, cow parsley

leo: sunflower, marigold, celandine, passion flower, rosemary

virgo: forget-me-not, alkanet, yellow archangel, buttercup, cat’s ear, crosswort

libra: larger rose types, hydrangea, bluebell, daisy

scorpio: rhododendron, geranium, honeysuckle, thistle

sagittarius: carnation, dandelion, starflower

capricorn: ivy, heartsease, amaranthus, pansy

aquarius: orchid, golden shower, elderberry

pisces: water lily, pussy willow, chicory

information from

[wetorturedsomefolks]

let’s repurpose the kinsey scale to serve as a gradient between emo and scene

[bringmoreknives]

please enjoy

[kittehkats]

[kaijufluffs]

We interrupt your dash to bring you; BEANS.

[twice-as-many-stars-as-usual]

@varterral

[just-shower-thoughts]

Vampires don’t like sunlight but moonlight is actually also sunlight

[smeghenegham-deactivated2024030]

Tell that to the werewolves.

[bananahaver]

Moonlight is only about 14% reflected sunlight, with a different spectrum (some wavelengths gets more absorbed than others, some more reflected, etc). If the two spectra of moonlight and sunlight were compared side-by-side with no mention of their origin, they basically appear as two completely different light sources, one peaking at the yellow wavelengths and the other peaking at the blue-green wavelengths.

To summarize; moonlight is not sunlight, it is reflected sunlight with a lot of its information lost or altered.

[smeghenegham-deactivated2024030]

Does this mean that, with the right set-up, you could make light sources which mimicked moonlight accurately enough that it sets off someone’s lycanthropy? I’m not sure what such a device would be useful for, but it’d be neat nonetheless.

[bananahaver]

Technically, yes. In practice, whether it’s simple to do so or not will depend on the exact mechanisms that causes the transformation. I suspect the easiest way would be to get a lamp that mimics sunlight and shine it onto a surface of lunar regolith trapped behind a thin layer of transparent material to protect against oxidation.

[salon]

Watch Elizabeth Warren utterly destroy the Senate GOP

[corporation-cats]

[fatcr0w]

Casual Reminder that Princess Angela of Liechtenstein exists:

Born Angela Gisele Brown, she’s of Afro-Panamanian descent. She’s married to Prince Maximillian of Liechtenstein, the second eldest prince. 

She is a non-celebrity who married into royalty with full support of the throne. This was back in 2000. This helped pave the way for later royal-nonroyal marriages in the european monastic sphere. 

Show this picture to anyone who says black girls can’t be princesses then ask them why they don’t have a palace. 

The two went on to have an adorable son (Alfons, born in 2001)

Lookit those cheekies

This is her when she turned 57 by the way:

Some people can only hope to look this good. 

That’s all really I just wanted to let yall know that black princesses exist in every form and fashion, even in Europe. So go on and flaunt those tiaras. Add extra sparkles too, since Liechtenstein is the 3rd richest country in the world. You wouldn’t want to be inaccurate.

[blvck-socrvtes]

this is important

[neelion]

She’s so almost 10 years older than him

[ariaste]

Relationships are scary and complicated ONLY when you start thinking of your partner as some kind of adversary. 

You know how to stop being scared of relationships? Remember that it’s got a goddamn buddy system *built in*. That’s all a relationship IS: “Let’s approach life with the buddy system.”

Check on your buddy. Make sure your buddy doesn’t forget their lunch box on the schoolbus. Hold hands with your buddy so you don’t get lost. If your buddy wants to look at the monkey cage, look at the goddamn monkey cage with them. If you are the one looking at the monkey cage, ask your buddy what they want to do next, and when they want to feed the giraffe, help them find a quarter for the little food dispenser. Be a good buddy, and if your buddy isn’t a good one too, tell the teacher and ask for a new one.

This isn’t fucking rocket science, people. 

[matociquala]

I have reblogged this before. I will reblog it again. And it’s not just romantic relationships: it’s family members and friends as well.

[smartass-stripper]

This kind of woke my ass up because of the amount of times I’ve had a buddy who didn’t check on me, didn’t want me to check on them, but didn’t want me to leave.

[goodfilm]

[booksavvy]

Always Reblog

[therothwoman]

THE ORIGIN

[awesome-picz]

This Blind Kitty Found On The Street Has Eyes No One Could Resist.

[nevaehtyler]

my heart

[cuteless]

date someone you could have fun at at a grocery store with

[relunrelated]

[tterrymcginnis-blog]

people shouldn’t be shocked that bruce wants to fight superman like honestly catch him in the right mood and he’d fight his own reflection 

[damnitlonnie]

Her name isn’t Bruce her name is Caitlyn

[tterrymcginnis-blog]

do you really think this post is about caitlyn jenner……. what…….

[perny]

This just in: Caitlyn Jenner is gonna fight Superman.

[evanhcnsen]

psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind: look arOUnd look arOUnd at how lucky we are to be aliiive right nowHELPLEEESSSS they are asking me to leadLOOK AROUND isn’t this enough he will never be satisfiedWHat would be enOUGH he will never (to be) satisfied sATISfied satisfIIIhISTORY HAS ITS EYEEEEESSWHY do you assume you’re the smartest in the room why do you assume you’re the smartest in theNON-STOP he will never be satisfiedBE ENOUGH satisfiedsatisfiiiiiedWHY do you assume you’re the smartest in theNON-STOP do you write like HISTORY HAS IT EYEEESSSS ON YOUUUU i am NOT throwing away my JUST YOU WAIT i am NOT throwing away my JUST YOU WAIT i am alexander hAMILTON HAMILTON JUST YOU WAIIIITT I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT!!!!!!!!

psychic: what the fuck

[lujanne]

Is Ryan Reynolds even real

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Dude’s been trying to play Deadpool for 11 years, that kind of thing does stuff to a man