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wellen-katze

*Boogie Street* Shakes - Disco Elysium comic

#w h e e z e #disco elysium

izbnart

Disco Elysium animation 🕺

#disco elysium #animation

movie-gifs

Saccharine (2026) dir.Natalie Erika James

#to watch #saccharine

mclennonyaoi

reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

mclennonyaoi

Musk is being sued for falsely suggesting a 22-year-old Jewish man was part of a neo-Nazi brawl.

Elon Musk was deposed in a recent lawsuit for falsely linking a 22-year-old Jewish man to a neo-Nazi brawl. Musk, who attempted to keep the

PLEASE read this

mclennonyaoi

bankston is my HERO he’s tearing these people apart

damn

HE LEFT

????

oh my god

KILL HIM

he is DONE.

HELP ME .

wow. ok.

genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .

mclennonyaoi

doing a reread now this is so cunty

mclennonyaoi

goddamn .

cryptotheism

fun fact: the Mr. Bankston here is Mark Bankston, the same lawyer who absolutely ruined Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook trial.

ex-libris-craux

how in the fuck did the muskrat's attorney pass the bar

ruffboi-mags

Mark Bankston is gonna make me fucking SWOON.

bemusedlybespectacled

I don't think Mark can ever top "INDEED, MR. JONES, INDEED" and "AND THAT IS HOW I KNOW YOU LIED TO ME" from the first Sandy Hook trial in Texas (not to be confused with Chris Mattei, the attorney in the Connecticut trial), but this part

MR. SPIRO: Do you give these lectures at all of your depositions? MR. BANKSTON: I do, and you can watch them.

is ESPECIALLY hilarious to me having listened to multiple depositions Mark has had to take in the Sandy Hook case, where he has needed to lecture EVERY. SINGLE. ATTORNEY. at some point in the case about how they're violating Texas Rule XYZ, because they all, to a one, did something seriously ethically questionable during the deposition.

like, YOU CAN WATCH/LISTEN TO HIS DEPOS. HE DOES HAVE TO GIVE THOSE LECTURES EVERY TIME. IT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE.

inthefallofasparrow

- April 2024

#bless that he has the constitution to keep doing it with these clowns #because he's so fucking funny about it.#long post

saltedsnailstudio

Permeable

linocut print on lokta paper

#printmaking #linocut #geometry

divorcedwife

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

divorcedwife

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

#a spade fkjsldfjd #WELL a useful tool to be sure

itscolossal

Los Angeles Public Library Unveils the World’s Largest Pop-Up Book

#:DDDD #book arts

tetrafelino

non-usians rb this and recommend me music (artist/album/song/etc) from your country

usians rb this and recommend me music that's NOT from your country

extra points either way for music that's not in english

#genesis owusu; just listened to redstar wu album again and it's so good #mmm lafawndah; ancestor boy #haru nemuri; ekkolaptomenos #music #to listen

s-t-a-r-c-o

im reading discworld and im on the third book and i only just realized they arent arranged like this

#fskljdf;sjd #incredible #gnu terry pratchett

viralfrog

#aksjdjjsjsjssjssj #laugh rule

weaselle

I know i've said it before, but if you are concerned it could be real and not a scam, the best way to avoid getting scammed is to return contact separately.

Here's how that works:

say you get a text from your internet provider, let's say it's Comcast (whom i hate). So you have this text that says it's from Comcast about your bill with a contact number and a clickable link -- could be real, could be a scam.

Don't touch anything about this text. Open a web browser and look up the customer service number for Comcast. Or get the number from the bill they send you. However you do it, get the contact info for Comcast from a trusted source, like an official phone directory or the Comcast website itself.

Get in touch with them using that information.

So. Let's run the example both ways it could go.

If it IS a scam: you reach out to Comcast and tell them you were contacted about a problem with your bill, they look you up in their customer database, and they tell you there is no problem with your bill.

If it's NOT a scam, you do the same thing, they look you up, and they explain the problem. In this case, neither Comcast nor the employees involved give a single shit whether or not you clicked the link in the text vs. going through their official website.

This works the same for the your bank, the IRS, Amazon, political causes, charities, everything.

By handling any questionable incoming calls to action this way, you significantly protect yourself from scams and malware and shit

#got a scam call the other day that was even conducted by real humans! not just robot voices.#had a weird amount of information about how my phone/internet bill is set up #but not how much it actually costs.#anyway there were several red flags and then the final straw was. tbh.#when they transferred me to a new person who was.#hmm.#suspiciously folksy.#some kind of parody of affable aunt sounding. i can also be very bad at telling if an actor is doing an accent or what #but i certainly wondered.#besides which they mispelled their own name.#anyway i said i would be calling my internet provider on my end to check the info and they immediately hung up.

bunjywunjy

Oh bunjy please tell me, in your opinion, what is the best animal with specialized teeth? And what are it's teeth specialized for?

hm well there's too many of those to just pick an arbitrary best, but I do really like leopard seal teeth!

let's take a closer look-

okay so leopard seals are famous for making meals mostly of helpless penguins and sweet little seals of other species, but that's a bit of a misconception. they're actually a rare example of a multi-trophic animal that's specced into filter feeding on the side!

see these weird pronglike teeth that line the entire back of the leopard seal's mouth?

those aren't for meat. those are for krill.

leopard seals will filter-feed for these tiny shrimplike creatures similar to how whales do it- they take a big mouthful of shrimp-filled water, then force the water out through their back teeth, which act like sieves to prevent the shrimp from escaping!

except that leopard seals also can, do, and WILL eat penguins and smaller seals also.

so suck it, whales.

#teeEEEETH #teeth #anatomy #amnimals #iwywm #reference

y2kbeautyandother2000sstuff

McDonald's Tamagotchi Happy Meal Toy

1997

Found on Ebay, seller amkois

#OOF the sense memory wowowowowwww

soyrwoo

Happy Moon Landing Day 🌕🐇

#moon day

hollenka99

Friendly reminder this Moon Landing Day that this website exists, where you can drop yourself at any point in the mission where the crew are awake and they'll probably be bantering with Houston.

A real-time interactive journey through the first landing on the Moon. Relive every moment as it occurred in 1969.

theshadiertwin

I'm actually scheduling this for a week early - the site lets you watch the whole mission if you want to, and the shuttle took off 5 days before they got to the moon!

#loving just chilling with the chatter and static for a bit #but it does also have a tab in the transcription for mission milestones #so you can see when to check back in for specific moments #moon landing