Not lucky, funny or interesting.

[misluck]

Remember the bitch I took in three years ago?

Just reminding she's awesome. Lazy, noisy and too cute.

[misluck]

When I can't sleep I amuse myself by singing to my husband with either hushed voice or just lipsynching. So fun to almost grab his hair or caress his cheek while singing

"On the edge of no return WHY DO YOU KEEP FUCKING IT UP?

Don't wanna have to bury you but nothing seems to get through your skull... One day the only butterflies will be in your chest when you march towards your death breathing your last breath

I hate to say I told you so..."

Snortgiggle at this point, run your nails along the arms and hum

"Bet it feels pretty real when your skin starts to peel from your bone"

And if the guy wakes up hope to Elders he'll be traumatised for life. ❤️ otherwise marriage gets boring after 15 years.

[misluck]

Let's talk about something important. This gonna be educational and raising your awareness of invisible things that haunt the planet earth but ARE REAL!

Asexuals, aromantics, a-anything.

I honestly don't get the hate. Like, they/us/we are THE MOST HARMLESS things that could exist. We don't steal your partner or have a fling with them. We're super friends as popcorn and movienights are the most romantic, intimate thing we love. (No, I'm not talking abt 100%of us but like 87%) We don't cheat. The only thing you can be mad about is that you can't touch this. So pull up your big boys human pants and respect the other humans.

And why does LGBT+ community think we don't belong there, or exist? Because our way of thinking is something you can't understand? I bet you my life savings you don't understand the way every other person thinks either.

It is really shocking to me every time that ppl actually get aroused by pictures or games or such. I try to study this to understand others better but... nope.

And my Aces and Aros out there, we're not broken, missing something, weird or wrong. Remember this thing is also a slide, not a switch. There are Ace parents out there.

Let's all be awesome. ❤️

Questions?

[misluck]

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, FOLKS! OFFICIAL ART CONCLUDES THAT YOSHIMOTO HAS BLUE BALLS!

[misluck]

#Joensuu Irkkimiitti 2021

[misluck]

If you do porn I can recommend Colourpop's matt lip gloss. It stays on for half a day even if you eat greasy food, drink, bite your lips... That's the usage I do but damn this stuff is good.

[misluck]

Oh yeah, apparently our over 80- year old house is now haunted. I've lived here 11 years and last night my partner asked did I walk in circles as he heard the door hinges and steps upstairs. I was like 'lol, no. I was sleeping, dumbass.'.

So whatever came to haunt me, sorry. I'm tired. If I sleep and you wake me up I don't care if you're The Hangman Himself, you better have coffee and damn good explanation WHY I AM UP. Better luck next time.

[misluck]

I don't ask for too much. I am a reasonable woman. But if universe would bend to my every wish for 6 hours that'd be great.

1. Give me Klee.

2. Give me Razor.

3. Give me ascendion mats and mora.

4. Banana milkshake with too much whipped cream.

5. Rest of the time let me sleep well.

That's all. Thanks.

[misluck]

I do tattoos. I at first thought hard about the meaning of each picture immortalised in my skin. They carried stories, memories, honor, victory, defeat. One word:

Validation.

It's an unconscious thing but it isn't that long ago that a young woman with tattoos was in a freak show. Look it up.

Now? Now I speak little and my usual answer is 'nope'. One day my throat hurt so much I couldn't speak. I wrote 'nope' on paper and showed it to talk. It wasn't convenient so I tattooed 'nope' on my fingers.

Now? Now I'm a girl with weird word on fingers because of sore throat and lazy vocabulary. Life isn't so grand I need masterpieces.

My body is full of scars bc you know sometimes other ppl like to mistreat you. Sometimes you're just an idiot who taught having an old, bare iron roof to roll down would be fun. Nails sticking up and rocks down but fun, right? So as it is, why not just shitpost myself more. When future archaeologists dig up my body from swamp they'll have hell of a time tryna figure out the cryptic messages so important they were tattooed on my skin. What I plan to do next? More text. "Kops" would be good. Or "Hups".

[misluck]

Others complaining how they can't work as their desk is messy and me?...

I should get a desk. This is legit how I do my repaints. Lumine looking so frantic rn...

Yes, ik, laptop is a disaster waiting to happen.

[misluck]

Um I heard I need to give new blood samples as there is smthg wrong with several of my results. I know I'm a nutcase but until now I always said "at least in healthy body!". Well, I suck even at breathing thx to asthma.

Shouldn't be anything major, I mean, I should feel different, right? *burns hand on hot iron as has no sense of feeling. Looks skin and flrsh dropping off* Oh, yeah. Right. Well, damn.

[misluck]

Well hello 5am I love you too. Sooo... Yeah. I've been away. Depression hit hard, I got up to say it hits like a bitch and then it smashes a concrete wall on my face.

But I got treated for insomnia, we kinda might know a new disease I got, I got doctor appointment and they checked that yuuup, I have another effing huge (good kind, cyst gone wild) tumor and shit leaked out of system and I'm like, "K? Could you suck it off or smthg, this hurts like hell?" and they b "CU in month if anything changes. Like wtf? You know there's a problem get rid of it! I'm not far enough in my studies to perform surgery!

But apart from that shit, a friend asked is anyone willing to take an old dog? And being Rescue TM I took her. Drove half Finland to get her but she's here and she's better and happy and I love to see her change to what she is.

Bby sleeping through the worst time of year. She really fears rockets and thanks to covid even our midle of nowhere got pops from a distance. So I stayed with her the night and she was OK. Just slept and no drama. Made mommy a happy lass.

But I'm sick rn again, yeah, djnno if flu or xovid but trying to rest it off. Just... Not sleepy. So opening up in here. Like tht matters. Have some cute pic:

[misluck]

Hey babes and babettes!

Sorry for inactivity. You know life, first you're busy, then you fall sick, insomnia hits until your body starts to break down, then you try to recover only to face the week again and be ready for weekend and hopefully loads of sleep.

But still alive and kicking! 🤘🏻

[misluck]

I should get a badge or an award as I have perfectioned the silent and motionless rotfl. Reading bs in wee hours has taught me many things and toned my abs.

[dewybyul]

tag yourself i’m kenma and akaashi

[a-kaashideactivated]

@muffins-puffins tagged me in this!! tqvm!!

i’m catma (minus bad at eye contact) and milk man (minus gifted at elementary school but i still cannot work a washing machine)

[misluck]

I'm Agaaashi and Catma, big feel on Ctrl V (I roast the gc and have to lift my hands then shake 'right', then shake 'left', then I shake the needed one. Also I try to steal ice cream from my friends cups, no shame. It's a game at this point.)

[yamaccino]

idle stranger

fandom: haikyuu  ship: tsukkiyama  rating: pg wordcount: 3,906 

this is my fic for the tsukkiyama secret santa exchange, for @selpeda ♥ I’m super not proud of it, honestly, and it barely fits your prompts, but I hope you like it anyway!! ;w; I’m a huge fan and really wanted to write you something amazing, but time got away from me in the end, oops. 

“Ugh, look at it. Pathetic.”

The words, accompanied by derisive laughter, filtered through Tsukishima’s music, and he sighed a little to himself, hand sliding in his pocket to find the volume buttons on the side of his phone. I need better headphones… He was just about to turn the volume up enough to drown the noise out as he walked past when another sound caught his attention and made him pause. A thump, followed by a pained yelp, and another, softer thump. Someone had kicked a dog, it sounded like. Hard.

Tsukishima didn’t want to care, he really didn’t. What he wanted most at this moment was to get back to his apartment, ignore his roommates, get his studying done, and go to bed early. He did not want to get involved in some scene from a shounen manga where he’d take the role of the protagonist. One of Tsukishima’s primary goals in life was to avoid ever being the protagonist of anything.

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[misluck]

This was so cute! 😭❤️❤️❤️ Adorable! I find too little this good TsukkiYama fics!

[misluck]

thank u for tagging me @keij <3<3<3! This was fun!

i’ll be tagging @giyuwu-san and @ghoularaki (feel free to ignore) and all who hasn’t been tagged as I don’t have mutts... Aahhahhaha...

favourite colour: Black, deep red, forest green, royal purple.

last song: Immature couture by Poppy

last movie: I think... mayhaps Birds of Prey?

last show: Charlotte

coffee (Oh man, my blood type is coffeine!) , tea , bubbly water

appearance:

i’m over 5’5” // i wear glasses or contacts // i have blonde hair // i prefer loose clothing to tight clothing // i have one or more piercings // i have at least one tattoo // i have blue eyes  // i have dyed or highlighted my hair // i have gotten plastic surgery // i have or had braces // i sunburn easily (In an instant... Me and sun don’t go together well.) // i have freckles // i paint my nails (not often anymore but should do it more often!) // i typically wear makeup // i don’t often smile // i am pleased with how i look (of course not completely all the time but I work to make me look like how I want to.) // i prefer nike to adidas (I don’t like brands tbh) // i wear baseball hats backward

hobbies and talents:

i play a sport // i can play an instrument (well, keyboards badly anymore as I cut an artery from my finger but will learn string instruments backwards again!) // i am artistic (AF) // i know more than one language // i have won a trophy in some sort of competition (well, a medal. We don’t do trophys?) // i can cook or bake without a recipe (not everything oc) // i know how to swim // i enjoy writing // i can do origami // i prefer movies to tv shows // i can execute a perfect somersault // i enjoy singing // i could survive in the wild on my own (in winter I’d need right clothes and a knife, plz) // i have read a new book series this year // i enjoy spending time with friends (the little I do. I don’t have many friends and none nearby.) // i travel during school or work breaks // i can do a handstand

relationships

i am in a relationship // i have been single for over a year // i have a crush (Akaashi and Kenma totally counts.)// i have a best friend i have known for ten years // my parents are together // i have dated my best friend // i am adopted // my crush has confessed to me  // i have a long-distance relationship // i am an only child // i give advice to my friends // i have made an online friend // i met up with someone i have met online

aesthetics

i have heard the ocean in a conch shell // i have watched the sunrise // i enjoy rainy days // i have slept under the stars // i meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me  // i enjoy the smell of the beach // i know what snow tastes like (if you live here and don’t you’ve never been a kid...) // i listen to music to fall asleep  // i enjoy thunderstorms (enjoy is an understatement. I LOVE THEM!) // i enjoy cloud watching // i have attended a bonfire // i pay close attention to colors // i find mystery in the ocean // i enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favorite season

misc

i can fall asleep in a moving vehicle (The best, ahahah, my dad was a truck driver so they put us in the moving truck so we would sleep, lol!) // i am the mom friend // i live by a certain quote // i like the smell of sharpies // i am involved in extracurricular activities // i enjoy mexican food // i can drive a stick-shift (it’s the default here tbh) // i believe in true love // i make up scenarios to fall asleep// i sing in the shower // i wish i lived in a video game // i have a canopy above my bed // i am multiracial // i am a redhead // i own at least three dogs // i have a cat