Kassafrass 💀

life is good ✌ 9/13/15 ❤

[nightingem]

What did we do to deserve Travis McElroy

[automatic-caution-door]

[ladysnowofmpls]

ok this is really sweet

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions]

Girl: “You glue them on.”

Dude 1: [very confused] “Why would you do that? I don’t glue mine on.”

Dude 2: [also confused] “Yeah, what the fuck?”

Girl: “Have you never heard of gluing them on?”

Dude 2: [incredulous] “No!”

Girl: “Watch this.” [she removes her eyelash]

Dude 1: [slightly panicked] “No, I- STOP.” 

Dude 2: [shocked gasp] [pause] [concerned] “Do you still have eyelashes?”

Girl: [laughs]

[mediamattersforamerica]

Just a few of the best media moments of 2017. Let’s keep it going in the New Year, folks! Don’t let these liars and bigots get away with their bullshit!

[burgrs]

*petting my cat* please cure my depression cat: *prrbhbphr* me: thanks

[tastefullyoffensive]

Oh my dog. (via RosslynAJ / to_wags)

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[beans345-deactivated20211127]

0 hesitation

[arbitrary-stag]

Nyooooooooooooom

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

SHE WENT THERE

[auradeflor]

[fovity]

Apply: Fovity’s queue+ Club 

[mercuri0us-blog]

❤

[iamnevertheone]

[batmanaintapeasant]

#why wasn’t this in guardians of the galaxy

[jynkiess]

Useless Things I Know About Scooby-Doo: The Original Series That Are Actually Canon:

1. Shaggy Rogers is a vegetarian

2: Shaggy was called “Buzz” until his 10th birthday

3: Shaggy has a collection of 653 decorator belt buckles and he wears a different buckle every episode, you just can’t see it

4: Shaggy started collecting belt buckles to combat his Scooby-Snack addiction related weight problems

5: Shaggy’s actual name is Norville

6: Shaggy found the Mystery Machine

7: Shaggy is a talented gymnast

8: Daphne wanted to be a supermodel or detective when she grew up

9: Daphne gets straight A’s in school

10: Daphne regularly loses dates because she leaves them to solve mysteries

11: Daphne’s Dad, George Blake, gave the gang a 100 dollar check to get started 

12: Velma came up with the phrase “Jinkes” on the fly

13: Velma used to say “oh my” before she said Jinkes

14: Velma’s has hundreds of awards for outstanding achievements in school

15: Fred is a bass and sings from the opera Showboat when the team gets scared

16: Fred’s nickname is “Pickles” according to his school yearbook

17: Fred traveled with a performance crew as an actor before deciding to be a detective

18: Fred wants to be a mystery writer

19: Scooby’s full name is Scoobert Doo

20: Scooby Doo has a limited number of phrases he can say and has to act out anything that can’t be explained simply

21: The gang thought Scooby’s speaking was strange at first, but decided it “really wasn’t a big deal”

22: Before they had the Mystery Machine the gang used to pay their parents gas money to drive them around

BONUS: The series was supposed to be about a band who went around solving mysteries, but that completely changed when Scooby-Doo got added to the cast and became the title character

[jas720]

So a group of people united by their love of solving mysteries just shrug at a talking dog

[mysharona1987]

This really is a hilarious story.

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

I’m so glad the entire world is out to make this Nazi scum’s life hell

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

Turns out that when you hate the world, the world very willingly hates you back

[royalsuggestion]

Fat girls and fat boys are honestly worth so much more than y'all give em credit for

[royalsuggestion]

Fat transgirls and fat transboys are absolutely included in this!! Nonbinary people too!!!

[royalsuggestion]

Hey could you maybe reblog this part of post

[kiwisgalaxy]

In holland when someone doesn’t close the door behind their backs we say ‘Ben je in de kerk geboren?’ which literally translates to ‘Have you been born in church?’ @useless-netherlandsfacts

[langue-etrangere-deactivated201]

In the United States we say, “Were you raised in a barn?” It’s supposed to imply that the person was raised without any manners. But as people who frequently use barns have told me, you would never leave the barn door open because then the animals could get out.

[langsandlit]

In Italy when someone walks in a room and doesn’t close the door we say “abiti al Colosseo?” (and other variants), which translates to “do you live at the Colosseum?” because the Colosseum hasn’t got doors

[kolurize]

In Bulgaria we say ‘Da ne jiveesh v peshtera?’ and it translates as ‘Do you live in a cave?’ and it both implies you were raised mannerless like in the stone ages and that you don’t use use doors b/c caves don’t have any

[whoopsrobots]

In my house we say, “What the fuck, dude?” because I live alone and when a door is opened by someone who isn’t me, it’s usually my cat slamming his face into it at maximum velocity before disappearing into the next room.

[marauders4evr]

Well in my dorm, when somebody doesn’t close the door behind their backs, we just sort of

chime in

[pandyxmilkovich-blog]

Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes.

So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I’m pretty sure that’s the first time she’s seen us be affectionate, that’s neither here nor there.

So today she tells Dale she’s “uncomfortable” here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn’t like living with lesbians, cause it’s not “normal”, so now I’m pissed. Then, Dale goes, “well you don’t live here, so it shouldn’t be a problem, just stop coming over”…things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won’t leave our house….she locked herself in Dales room.

So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, “call every lesbian you know, we’re smoking this bitch out!” Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape…

And that’s the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room…

[dollsonmain]

Holy shit.

[neptunes-salty-butthole]

This is glorious

[jemthecrystalgem]

I like Dale. He’d break up with a bigoted girlfriend and he wears bathrobes like a cape. Not everyone would wear a bathrobe like a cape.

[pearswhy]

i came home from college and my cat is pissed

[pearswhy]

remember that time my cat yelled at me when i came home for winter break

[darkseid-deactivated20190806]

THIS IS SO CUTE.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

They look so offended like ‘YOU WERE GONE FOR FOREVER

WHY DID YOU NOT BRING ME WITH YOU I NEEDED PETTINGS AND ATTENTION’

[princessofbadassery]

DON’T TRY TO PET ME WHILE I’M YELLING AT YOU

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

YOU CAN’T PET AWAY MY ANGER

[malkavianacts]

THAT IS A LEGIT LECTURE OMG

[hobrien]

[sixpenceee]

Things to mess you up

Did you know that you can see less than a 1% of the electromagnetic spectrum and hear less than 1% of the acoustic spectrum. So what’s there besides you right now whispering inaudible words into your ears?

[rose-doll]

what the FUCK sixpenceee, why do you do this to us

[sixpenceee]

Just in case you have any doubts, here’s a source from NASA.