MissCoppelia

female, adulting too hard, and a little obsessed with reylo

[arbutus-blossoms]

Rey: "You're not alone."

Kylo Ren: "Neither are you."

Reylo Illumination Painting by me

[afterblossom]

The Longing Lake

[000l]

[natequarter]

It’s always “why did you commit regicide” and “your covered in blood” and never How was the treason The treason looked fun was it fun

[fandomwe1rd0]

People who consistently comment on each chapter of ao3 fics, we will love you forever.

[afloweroutofstone]

This is the first time in my life when it's actually fair to criticize the President for gas prices. I've spent so many years explaining to people that Presidents have pretty limited influence over the price of oil and that they do not have a magical lower-gas-prices button on their desk, I almost forgot that the President does actually have a raise-gas-prices button on their desk called "start a war with Iran for no reason"

[beatrice-otter]

#generally speaking presidents have very few ways to make the economy better#other than in the long term enforcing antritrust laws and stuff

#however as this administration has shown#presidents have MANY ways to make the economy worse#it’s just that most of them have not been stupid enough to bang on all of them like a toddler on a toy piano

[marinersubmariner]

The Force is the blade of the heart.

[litloverscorsetlaces]

...Just kill me.

[afterblossom]

Drifting in the wind

[annabelle--cane]

a vampire's long term fwbb (friend with blood benefits) making an idle remark about how it was a struggle to handle the aphrodisiac in the bite venom for the first while but now they're used to it and know to expect it and the vampire saying "hey um. so I don't have any bite venom. like at all."

[ambiguousdog]

This is the money butt.

It only appears every 124078932423 posts. Reblog in 12 minutes, and money will make its way to you in the next 48 hours.

[corncobjelly]

money butt god bless

[justchisa]

I have never seen a money butt before

[erflump]

All hail Butt Money

[venturous]

Blessings of abundance to all!

[rainbowbarnacle]

Luka: CHECK OUT THE ASSETS IN THAT BANK ACCOUNT

[tattoosingarishhues]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

PSA: new type of bots plaguing AO3’s comments section.

as obvious as it is that these are all bots/scam, I believe there are still people who believe they are legit and fall victims to these trolls. so if you get a comment like these, don’t panic, don’t delete your works. they are all bots. you’re fine.

MORE ABOUT SCAMS ON AO3

[magicratfingers]

if I ever have the energy for a new project I’d like to make a cookbook of nice meals with all premade/convenience stuff bc all I can see (with the little time I devote to it) is kids cuisine on one side and Julia Childs on the other

children’s Frozen frozen chicken nuggets, a premade bag of sauté-able brussel sprouts, actual sprouts, almond slivers, too much hot honey and a fried eggy

high taste low energy is a prison

[magicratfingers]

are there podcasts that are real time recipes?

“Put the peas in the microwave for 4 min anyway as I was saying this dish was passed down by my blablah ok now preheat the skillet and get the peas out…”

[reylo-prompts-bot]

Baldo calls Jared Leto an idiot for a whole movie

[mellifluouscountess]

When I was drunk one night and watching the Jellyfish livestream, I reached out to the Monterey Bay Aquarium with a dumb question about their jellyfish... And they actually emailed me back.

(yes, these are actually my own screenshots, I am in tears laughing)

DO YOUR ANIMAL EXPERTS HAVE TO UNTANGLE THE JELLYFISH

AND THE ANSWER IS FUCKING YES, THE JELLIES GET TANGLED SOMETIMES LMAO

[lynnsaster]

[frociaggina97]

"i don't care if they make their whole way though uni with chatgpt" i think you guys are so internetpilled that you have forgotten there are actual jobs out there that require people to know what they are doing in any way possible or else people die

[frociaggina97]

i know a lot of people study just to get paid well but girl this is engineering be for fucking real take this seriously