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Does my outfit make me look like I can skate?

[punkpeache-deactivated20191015]

reblog this with what state you’re from and what neighboring state you like to make fun of. I’m from Ohio and I like to make fun of Indiana. cause they only have corn, Mike Pence, and one cool city. that’s it.

[orchidvioletindigo]

Fascinating because I’m from Indiana and everything here makes fun of Ohio because y'all have fucking nothing

[daedricsheep]

False, they have astonomical rates of drug use and a soggy overproofed doughball for a governor

[thyrell]

im from californi

[missilekidd]

I’m from Michigan and we make fun of both Ohio and Indiana

[sweepmoon]

Florence and the Machine at last night’s Spotify event in Brooklyn. As Florence began to sing Sky Full of Song a literal storm began to hit, she never faltered and embraced the storm.

[omgamazingwtf123-deactivated202]

Watching this was an ethereal experience

[britneyqueers]

this queen literally summoned a storm during her performance when will your fave ever control the weather with such accuracy

[cungadero]

my s/o is cute and talented rb if ur s/o is cute and talented

[smalltownboymp3]

[anx1ous-op0ssum]

Shortly after this, Colbert said to her, “I can’t understand what you’re saying when you say it, but even if you didn’t have a translator I would follow you to a cult compound and never leave” and tbh same

[geekandmisandry]

Self burn, those are rare.

[overwhelmsion]

Wait you forgot the original (my fave)

[geekandmisandry]

Imagine being this awful in bed you actually think that women who enjoy sex have no credibility.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

Holy shit

[baggyandkitty]

Imagine being this moronic and exposing yourself to the whole interwebs like this

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

At some point in your life, you will probably have a bad friend.

At some point in your life, you will probably BE a bad friend.

A bad friend doesn’t necessarily mean an abusive friend. It could just be someone who is incapable of being supportive when you need them to be. Or someone who you don’t really have chemistry with, but still feel an obligation to be friends with. It could be someone who expected too much of you. It could even be because of bad communication. It can be unintentional. It can just be a brief rough patch. It can sometimes be irreparable. It is not the end of the world, even if it feels like it in the moment. It’ll be okay. Just breathe, acknowledge what went wrong, and if it was your fault, accept the responsibility.

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

This is not only okay to reblog, it’s encouraged! Many of us have made mistakes, and we to need to acknowledge and reflect on them. Otherwise, we won’t ever become our best selves.

[scotchjolras]

The bees and wasps now recognise me as the person who gives them water. Which sounds cool but it means everytime I go outside they harass me until I fill up the waterer. On the bright side, I no longer have to fear wasps as they just buzz around me non-threateningly now.

[theropodtheroblogs]

You are their water deity now

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“THE WATER BRINGER HAS ARRIVED”

“ALL HAIL!

ALL HAIL!”

[the-best-of-funny]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[liache]

ok kids repeat after me

vinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic

ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic

rubbing alcohol and bleach makes chloroform, which is highly toxic

hydrogen peroxide and vinegar makes peracetic/peroxyacetic acid, which can be highly corrosive

be careful about your cleaning products and dont get yourself injured or potentially killed ok

[gutsygills]

why it so dangerous to be clean

[catholic-aviator-deactivated201]

As someone who’s job is to handle chemicals like this, I need to state that this information is IMPORTANT. Plenty of people have accidentally injured or killed themselves at home because they didn’t know what kind of reaction certain substances have with one another. Play it safe and don’t mix chemicals.

[thegoodfoothousehold]

Also don’t use bleach to clean up urine it’ll create chloramine bc of the ammonia in it and you can give yourself chemical pnemonia that way

[theraphos]

Every time I see “helpful” posts telling people to mix these things while cleaning I cringe with my entire body.

[rottenlittleboys]

The common problem seems to be bleach.

And people.

[wombshaker]

one thing i realized a while ago is that some crushes are better left as crushes. sometimes, you only like someone because you don’t know enough about them to dislike them.

[rubensmuse]

i went to bed last night knowing that one youtube gamerman fucked a youtube gamerwoman behind his cosplayer wife’s back. i wake up this morning to learn that two people got the bubonic plague in 2019 from eating a dead rat raw. it’s a good thing i lost my ability to feel surprised 3 years ago

[gunaerystargarygun]

I remember reading this story of this guy who met his wife at a Star Trek convention but she spoke Portuguese and he spoke French but they both could speak Klingon and that’s how they communicated through the first few months of their relationship until they learned each other’s languages

[ashes-and-embers]

One of my favourite hobbies is giving extra firm handshakes to straight men to assert my dominance

[robinaa]

i painted kermit, but i really did want to doodle all the dogs together!

two goblins, a horse and a ray of toothless sunshine!

[thatawkwardtinyperson-deactivat]

You’re not cute as you think when you post sexual comments on your favs social media.

You’re not cute as you think when you call your favs daddy on their social media.

You’re not cute or as funny as you think you are tagging your favs in posts that are sexual, stalkerish, extremely personal or something you should probably talk to a professional about.

You’re not as cute as you think you are following your favs around or stalking them.

Your favs aren’t your SO. They don’t belong to you. They are allowed to date, see, fuck, style, how ever they want.

They aren’t your fucking doll and I don’t care how much of their shit you buy or see.

You’re not cute, funny, a dedicated fan.

You’re gross. Get out of your delusion box now.

[lalalovekc]

This doesn’t have a lot of notes because this is how most of y’all fan girls act and y’all don’t like people to call y’all weird asses out

[thatawkwardtinyperson-deactivat]

^^^^^

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Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) dir. Joss Whedon