"can i get a wa-hoo?" is genuinely the funniest thing a person could say in any situation but it is so undeniably powerful coming from a demon with a cheap mustache
i take it back, this is so undeniably powerful im losing my mind
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we're not kids anymore.
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@missjokes-plusultra
"can i get a wa-hoo?" is genuinely the funniest thing a person could say in any situation but it is so undeniably powerful coming from a demon with a cheap mustache
i take it back, this is so undeniably powerful im losing my mind
Pssst…. hey, kid….
Want a Pokémon egg?
Everybody who reblog this, and I mean EVERYBODY will get an egg. I’ll design a brand new Pokémon based off your blog, but first, the egg will be gifted to you in your PMs.
So, enjoy!!
: )
I wonder what Pokemon my blog brings to mind…
*He’s stomping excitedly, while the Fletchling he got from his previous time doing this flies overhead. Both are eager to discover their new friend.*
“I would like an egg!”
Please?
Yasss
Pssst…. hey, kid….
Want a Pokémon egg?
Everybody who reblog this, and I mean EVERYBODY will get an egg. I’ll design a brand new Pokémon based off your blog, but first, the egg will be gifted to you in your PMs.
So, enjoy!!
: )
I wonder what Pokemon my blog brings to mind…
*He’s stomping excitedly, while the Fletchling he got from his previous time doing this flies overhead. Both are eager to discover their new friend.*
“I would like an egg!”
Please?
i heard u were talkin shit about secretarybirds
how could anyone not love these amazing creatures i mean just look
so beautiful
so majestic
look this one is laughing!!!!
this one is stomping a motherfuckin’ snake like A BOSS
((ok that snake is rubber but IF IT WERE A REAL SNAKE THAT BIRD WOULD STILL STOMP THE SHIT OUT OF IT I MEAN LOOK THIS IS THE AFTERMATH OF SOME GENUINE BADASS MOTHERFUCKIN’ SNAKE STOMPING))
u go motherfucker eat that fuckin’ snake hell yeah!!!
this one likes modern dance
this one’s GOTTA GO FAST!!!
THIS ONE DOESN’T EVEN GIVE A SHIT ABOUT GRAVITY IT’S GONNA FUCK UR ASS UP
in conclusion: MOTHERFUCKIN’!!!!!!!!!!!
SECRETARYBIRDS!!!!!!!!!!!
thank u and goodnight
uh I'm a dumbass and what was your username before?
*big sip of dumb Bitch juice™* Mood? It was regularolddad
Things to bring back in books:
Chapter titles
Actually having a synopsis on the back instead of reviews no one will read
Some excellent additions from the notes:
Maps
Indexes of characters and places with pronunciations
Numbering books in a series on the spine
Tables of contents
Whenever Americans use Cryillic like. That. I just. Instantly shrivel up an cry
Like idk how to tell you this but н isnt h and и isnt n
It’s true and you should say it.
Я isnt R
Р isnt P
В isnt B
If you want to explain, what does it mean then? 0.0
н makes n sound,и makes ee sound, я makes ya sound, р makes r sound, в makes v sound
you mean, like, ня?
oh no. It can be made with Cyrillic now
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE EXPLAINED
OH. GOD.
please appreciate this ok
Find your REAL Angel name
• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!
when will modern directors be bold enough to give us a fight seen choreographed to tained love
sometimes i feel i’ve got to
[GUNSHOT] [GUNSHOT]
RUN AWAY
Jack+Kate || Bellamy+Clarke
playlist of songs 90s kids remember jamming out to
Potential Breakup Song - Aly & AJ
Reach Out (ft. the Prophet) - Hilary Duff
Year 3000 - Jonas Brothers
Toxic - Britney Spears
Grenade - Bruno Mars
Jar of Hearts - Christina Perri
Rock Star - Prima J
24 - Jem
Womanizer - Britney Spears
S.O.S. - Jonas Brothers
Heart Skips a Beat - Lenka
Paparazzi - Lady Gaga
DONTTRUSTME - 3OH!3
Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani
Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne
Umbrella (ft. JAY Z) - Rihanna
TiK ToK - Ke$ha
All Star - Smash Mouth
I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! at the Disco
Misery Business - Paramore
Bring Me To Life - Evanescence
Firework - Katy Perry
The Sweet Escape (ft. Akron) - Gwen Stefani
So What - P!nk
Fidelity - Regina Spektor
Dog Days Are Over - Florence + the Machine
Rolling In the Deep - Adele
Apologize (ft. OneRepublic) - Timbaland
Fergalicious (ft. will.i.am) - Fergie
I Gotta Feeling - The Black Eyed Peas
I hope everyone is having a fucking day
it’s what rhys deserves
Ship Sizes
Supercarrier: fandom flagship. Everybody and their dog ships it. The fandom is glutted with artwork and fic. You cannot escape this ship.
Dreadnought: massively popular. Nearly everybody ships it. You can, with dedication, in theory, reach the end of the AO3 archive for the ship’s tag, but it’ll take a long time.
Cruiser: pretty popular ship. Not everyone ships it, but everyone knows about it. Has a good amount of fic/art, and probably multiple ask blogs.
Frigate: just plain popular. Feels like it could use more fanworks. New people to the fandom might not know about it, but they’ll stumble across it sooner rather than later.
Gunboat: bit of a rarepair. It might have an ask blog or two. A couple big name fans ship it. Probably only takes a few weeks to get through the entire AO3 backlog, and one new fic gets added during that time.
Tugboat: rarepair. Almost never seen except as a side pairing to a more popular ship. You can usually get through everything on AO3 in a matter of days. You’ve forgotten what it is to be picky about what you read.
Rowboat: less than a dozen people ship it. You all know each other. You exist in an endless cycle of the same five people desperately producing art and fic and one person who constantly contributes headcanons.
Canoe: you are one of maybe three people who ship it, and there’s a not-insignificant chance you’ve never encountered those other two hypothetical shippers. You spend your days paddling furiously in hopes of keeping the ship afloat, dreaming of the day you upgrade to a rowboat so you can finally rest.
Submarine: Quite a few people ship it, but nobody wants to admit to shipping it. Will randomly appear and throw the other ships into confusion.
Pontoon: that random crossover ship with that one black dress character/trope/fandom everyone will ship with everything else. Has the potential to turn into a massive party until someone gets sick and everyone goes home.
Pedalo: That iconic bizarre crackship whose proponents claim they’re only into it ironically, but secretly they’re all dead serious.
Paging @amythe3lder for the pool noodle definition.
Barge: Not quite seaworthy, but buoyant in both the literal and figurative senses. Someone is always merrily drunktweeting about it at 11pm on Saturday night and then wistfully sobertweeting about it 4 hours later from their kitchen floor. The kind of ship that generates more playlists than fic. Artfully covered in trash and dirty laundry.
Raft: There’s two-to-four people who Ship It Hard and a few others who grab onto the side for safety when there’s drama on their usual flagship.
Barrel: There’s orphaned fic of it. There’s unsigned art of it. There’s headcanon asks on anon. Someone must ship it, but no one knows why or who they are. Your friend got a glimpse once before they ducked back down.
Pool Noodle: It’s just you, kicking your feet. You named the ship and wrote it on your noodle with a big sharpie. You tell people about it and are met with confused blinking. Most of the fics in the tag were either written by you or for you. You are caught between wanting to shout about how lovely life is on this floating scrap of whimsy and fearing that your noodle can’t bear much weight. Or worse, that someone will come over and dunk you, take your noodle and fwhap you on the head with it.
This is a brilliant guide 😆
Hi!!! my name is otacon!!! ━━━☆
15 Questions, 15 Mutuals
1. Are you named after someone? My middle name is
2. Last time you cried? About a week ago
3. Any kids? Not anytime soon
4. Do I use sarcasm? Always.
5. First thing I notice about a person? Hair
6. What's your eye color? Sometimes brown, sometimes green
7. Scary movies or happy endings? I don't really watch scary movies unless my friends force me to, and I don't always like happy endings either... So neither
8. Special talent? I play Flute and Piccolo
9. Birthplace? Maui, Hawaii
10. Hobbies? Writing, videogames, watching shows, drawing, adventuring
11. Do you/have you played any sports? I used to play Soccer and flag football when I was younger
12. Pets? I have a dog who is my best friend, he's turning 17 this year... He old man
13. Height? 5'2" I'm smol
14. Favorite subject in school? History
15. Dream job? Being an agility course judge for dog shows
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