Ladies and gentleman, I have done it. I have figured out why moms' driving times are always like DOUBLE the time listed on Google maps.
My little sister texted my mom asking for a ride, and my mom responded OMW.
She was not, in fact, on her way.
Instead, she was on the couch in her pajamas with a face mask on drinking tea. She told me she was going to wait another twenty minutes for her face mask, change, and FINALLY go get my sister.
This explains everything.













