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Any INTJs out there who prefer dogs over cats?

Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one

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MBTI as times of day

Morning: ISTJ, INFJ, ESTJ, ENFP

Midday: ISFJ, ENFJ, ENTP, ESTP

Afternoon: ESFJ, INFP

Evening: ENTJ, INTP

Night: INTJ, ISTP, ISFP, ESFP

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You know you’re both Judgers when

One friend helps the other plan the first’s surprise party

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The Big Question

Me: I'm not not sure if XXXX and I are ready... I mean how do I even ask her?!

Friend: It's time. You've just got to go for it.

Next time I see XXXX

Me: *gets down on one knee* Will you do me the honor of taking this personality test? http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/jtypes2.asp

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I'd like to take a moment to acknowledge

that most every "signs an INTJ likes you" post includes that INTJ's "stalking" the object of their affection.

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INXJ Apologies

*in the darkroom of a photography class* ESFP: Hey, what if I put my head down on the easel then exposed the paper?! INXJ: That wouldn't work, your head's too big. ESTP: Haha, ESFP, you got roasted! How the INFJ would respond: Oh! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean it that way! How the INTJ would respond: But it really wouldn't. The average human head is just larger than the space you've got on your paper.

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Friends

INTP: Does it ever get tiresome having so many friends? ESFJ: Sure, at times I guess. But hey, I see you around people all the time, why're you asking me? INTP: Oh no, they're not friends. I use them as emergency pillows. Friendship is the occasional side affect.

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INTJs may seem pretty FisTe, but we're actually very NiSe

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MBTI Types and the Seasons

Fall: INTP, ENTP, ESTP, ISTP

Winter: INTJ, ISFP,

Spring: INFJ, ISFJ, INFP, ESFP

Summer: ISTJ, ENFJ, ESFJ, ENTJ, ESTJ, ENFP

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If You Give an MBTI Type a Plant

Takes care of the plant: INFJ, ENFJ, ISFJ, ESFJ, INTJ, ENTJ, ISTJ

The plant dies: ENTP, ESTJ, ISTP, ESTP

Is the plant: INFP, ENFP, ISFP, ESFP, INTP

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MBTI Types Getting Ready for School

ESFJ: gets ready quickly so that they get to spend a lot of time with friends before class starts ISFJ: his snooze a bunch of times but eventually gets up and eats a good breakfast ESFP: curses whoever invented mornings and school ISFP: looks out the window so that they’re outfit matches the weather ESTJ: looks out the window so that their outfit is appropriate for the weather ISTJ: is ready five minutes before they need to leave then spends an extra ten waiting for they carpool who is late as per usual ESTP: runs all over the house to find a may info pair of socks–why is it so hard?? ISTP: wakes up kinda groggy and forgets to print out that thing they were supposed to ENFJ: laid out their outfit the night before so they’re all ready to go INFJ: makes them self get out of bed, then psychs themselves out for the day ENFP: over sleeps and runs out the door INFP: grapes something to eat one the road as they walk to school ENTJ: gets up on time and leaves on time, also single-handedly organized the carpool INTJ: has their routine and follows it to a T, times when they leave home so they get to school exactly when they want to be there ENTP: finishes their homework on the ride to school and somehow still gets an A INTP: gets up as late as then can but still gets to school early–doesn’t make a fuss over it

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Why the Judgers are Judging You

ESFJ: you keep meddling with other people's relationships when you really shouldn't ISFJ: you keep on sending mixed messages and messing with people's emotions ESTJ: you waste your time and money on frivolous things ISTJ: you're making a fool of yourself and wasting your life ENFJ: you're messing up the group dynamic INFJ: you keep rambling on about things INFJ knows about, acting like your an expert, when you aren't even scratching the surface of the topic ENTJ: you're 30 minutes late to everything--why are you always so late?!! INTJ: you never think before do anything and every time you open your mouth you say something stupid

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The Thing about INTJs

We’re most active at NiTe.

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The Thing About ISTPs

They’re enTiSeng

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INFP Conversation

INFJ: Hey! How are you doing INFP?

INFP: FiNe

INFJ: I swear, if you say that one more time! *pulls out NiFe*

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MBTI Types and Eye Contact

You make eye contact and they look away: INFJ, INFP, ISTJ, ISFJ

You make eye contact and they talk to you: ENTP, ENFJ, ENFP, ESTP, ESFJ, ESFP

You make eye contact and they glare you down: INTJ, ENTJ, ESTJ,

Eye contact, what eye contact?: INTP, ISTP, ISFP

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MBTI Types as Lazy Things To Do

ISFP: not cleaning up ESFP: using other people’s phones instead of charging yours ISTP: not filling out a prearranged absence form ESTP: not brushing your teeth INTJ: not practicing playing an instrument ENTJ: driving somewhere instead of walking there ENTP: using Tupperware as a bowl instead of doing the dishes INTP: staying in a dark room instead of opening the blinds ISFJ: dry shampoo instead of washing your hair ESFJ: two-day makeup ISTJ: N/A–they aren’t lazy ESTJ: microwave dinners INFJ: buying a cup of coffee instead of making it ENFJ: not revising an essay before turning it in INFP: wearing sweatpants to school ENFP: sleeping in a sleeping bag instead of making your bed