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This has been going around my work and friend group on other platforms, and I thought it deserved a place here too.

i was trying to do some writing research for how fire/burns interact with clothing and the first webpage i clicked on derailed to talk about a fucked up arson related crimes some dude in a santa suit did. what the fuck

emil

i feel like nothing here is criticizing the act of arson meanwhile the santa suit decision is put under a fuckin microscope

neutraldankhotel

you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned

me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields

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what?

neutraldankhotel

I don’t know. i woke up at 6am, wrote this, and went back to sleep

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hope youre okay

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awed-frog

Okay but imagine you’re a tiny lizard living your humble & scaly life well hidden inside tomato leaves and then one day God starts leaving hills of brownies and avocado toasts three times the size of your head right by your front door.

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mrjinx87

Satire is dead.

sheikah

In a weird place between wanting quarantine to end because my mental health is absolutely spiraling, and hoping quarantine continues because I can’t imagine going back into functioning society again.

steddieassheg0es

Thank you for putting it into words.

dankmemeuniversity

hayleyhearts

that’s just a regular platypus???

friendlyoceanmower

thegreenpea

PERRY THE PLATYPUS ?!?!

stridward

My salary is so shitty 😒

squidyword

have you tried the bbq ranch chicken salad from Wendy’s?

squidyword

OMG I THOUGHT THAT SAID SALAD

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demonius-darkblade

mooching off the government is a good thing actually. what the fuck else are they gonna do with the money? buy more bombs?

nerdymouse

If you are paying taxes it’s impossible to “mooch” off of the government. It’s just going “hey, remember that money I gave you? It’s your turn to help me out now.”

kipplekipple

It is always impossible to mooch off the government. It is the government’s job to look after its people.

smitethestate

Literally why even have a fucking government if not to take care of people.

sifsgeneralreblogdump

I would argue that there is such a thing as mooching off the government.

Like when Amazon steals fucking 129 million dollars in tax rebates despite making 11 billion dollars in profit and not paying one fucking penny of tax.

That’s what ‘mooching off the government’ looks like.

smitethestate

Everything the rich accuse the poor of is another thing they actually do themselves.

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tumboner

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

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auckie

When I was little I wanted to be Italian REALLT badly bc I loved the movie cars and specifically had a crush on this fucking THING

Which doesn’t speak English at all, all it’s line are in Italian and it’s name is GUIDO. And everyone knew I was obsessed with Italy in elementary school but they didn’t know why bc I, even as a young autistic child, had the sense to know this was a rightfully so, highly mockable thing. So I would read about cars on IMDB and then one day someone posted a crackfic on the message boards there and it was about this guy getting drunk and beating his wife, and it snapped me out of my fugue long enough to realize how absurd wanting to be Italian was, but then it made me cry really hard and my parents were like ‘hey what the fuck’ and I didn’t have the chutzpah to admit anything so I told them I saw a naked lady online and then they went into the computer and found all the weird south park midi songs I downloaded on lime wire and I thought they were literally going to kill me for about two weeks.

auckie

The reason I was downloading South Park episodes and songs on limewire and frostwire was because I was also obsessed with Kenny McCormick and for school we had to make a shitty little website about a world issue, so I found this free platform that doesn’t exist anymore but it was like a horrible little wix site from the mid aughts, and we based my groups theme on global warming. But when we were done with it I repurposed it as a perosnal site and lied about being a voluptuous blonde 19 year old woman who worked at a fictitious restaurant called the lunchbox, and I just wrote about how obsessed I was with Kenny McCormick and my sister found it and was like what the fuck is wrong with you. But she never told my parents. She also found this 80 page story I was writing about buddy the elf and all my weird skater ocs breaking into the moulin rouge, and at one point I was sick of buddy so I had a herd of buffalo trample him in the middle of a city and it was very tragic but jarring and unexpected. And she referenced a part of the story to me and it made me SO fucking paranoid that I wiped our entire, family shared packard bell computer and got in huge fucking trouble for it.

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selenaigomez

LILO & STITCH (2002) dir. Chris Sanders, Dean DeBlois

chaoflaka

Everybody try and guess what Stitch said.

dana-chan325

Nerd Time:

But I think there was actually an article in a Disney Magazine that transcribed a lot of Stitch’s alien language from back in the day that I actually remember reading!

and for some one who grew up watching the Lilo and Stitch TV series it was a godsend (cause Stitch spoke “alien” in the series way more then then english in the TV show for whatever reason, even if he should of been fluent after so much time with Lilo. Smarter then a super computer my left buttcheek I think Stitch is just stubborn)

They only had a few casual words of Tantalog (the language of Jumba’s species that most of the experiments spoke)

I suggest looking up some of the linguistics of Tantalog on the Lilo and Stitch Wiki!

The alphabet is really in depth and they based it on native Hawaiian, Chinese and Chezcreekian.

And I remember being able to understand some of Stitch’s linguistics due from context clues alone.

So long story short:

Meega = Me/I

Nala = either “I want to” or “evil”

Kweesta = “Destroy”

Meega Nala Kweesta = “I want to destroy”

Although, Given the context and the council’s reaction, I think a more appropriate translation is the implied as a direct threat: “I want to destroy all of YOU”

Like “I want to cause problems on purpose/ I will fuck all y’all up”

Also I’m tagging @xryn-art in my rambles. Idk if they even like Lilo and Stitch but I think the Linguistics side of the IZ fandom would find this interesting.