Hella

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.

[caesarsaladinn]

and here, class, we see a heifer attempting to impregnate a bull:

[stupit]

[goblinparty]

when u pull a freaky girl but aren't fully prepared for all that entails

[freakasaurus-rex]

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

[non-sims]

[ebookporn]

[emmettkane]

[depsidase]

[generalissimo-kneedeepincynide]

You spend decades thinking on how to destroy capitalism, how to fight Goliath as David. How even scratching the monster in the context of national liberation will be a nightmare. And then Goliath procedes to blind himself, cover himself in gasoline and set himself on fire

[leavingsaidwoods]

Fuck me, the amount of time and effort I put into validating data, and they've gone and added the fucking hallucination generator to it.

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

well you can't blame them, it's not like excel already had a way to add up numbers or anything

[verysadpaper]

This is what I imagine trying to have a conversation with Spamton is like.

[shed-some-light]

yeah no i can't hang out today. yeah it's british youtubers again. yeah it'll be all day.

[missmiyazaki]

I can't believe I got engaged and it's being overshadowed by Dan and Phil revealing they've been dating for 16 years. Come on guys, couldn't this have waited?

[grim-raptorr]

[natequarter]

[ID: a meme of Castiel from Supernatural saying, "I love you." Dean Winchester's dialogue is edited to read, "Dan and Phil just confirmed that they've been dating for 16 years". /end ID]

[missmiyazaki]

Uh yeah literally duh????

[cheasewedge]

Bothersome creature

[cheasewedge]

MY FUCKING SOUP

[missmiyazaki]

:)

[tofupixel]

had a shower to relax and just argued with myself in my head the whole time 😊💕

[tofupixel]

had a shower to relax and just argued with myself in my head the whole time 😊💕

[alyssathestormwitch]

[dollmaycry]

[missmiyazaki]

[pompompompeii]

[himynameisemail]

[unionizedwizard]

[oujamon]

[magicratfingers]