this is the funniest fucking thing, god bless elton
(tw: f slur, even though it’s not really used in that context)
FULL VIDEO
you can see the EXACT moment where he decides oh this is going to be so fucking funny if i say this
Captions?????
Woman: …come to Dallas, I don’t want you to miss out on six flags, it’s a lot of fun
Elton: I’ve been to six flags in Kansas city… and I’ve been to six- heh, no I shouldn’t say this- *voice raised* six flags did you say? *both him and the crowd laugh* was there an L in it- yes there was yes… *laughter dies down* I must tell you a story, it’s an incredible story, it’s digressing totally, but…in England, in England a faggot… is an- is a sausage! And um… it’s a North country sausage- *phone beeps indicating the woman has hung up* oh! *crowd laughs*
Bernie: *laughing* she wasn’t interested! …she didn’t care!
Elton: *laughing* immediately now 7 million Warner Brothers people are running for the exits- no and this is true, a faggot is a North country sausage and it’s- I mean um… you know and there’s this firm in england, bird’s eye, who’re a frozen food company, and like, we arrive at London airport, all these poor old American tourists, they get off the plane at 6.30 in the morning and they walk down the corridor and the first thing they see is “HAVE BREAKFAST WITH A FAGGOT” *loses his mind laughing* *sputtering* but i usually turn them away- um-
