Miss Uncreative

[why-i-love-comics]

Batman #55 - “Beast of Burden” (2018)

written by Tom King art by Tony S. Daniel, Danny Miki, & Tomeu Morey

[adhd-vibes]

overstimulation/sensory overload really is like sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of my shirt tag being itchy and these two strands of hair touching my face and the tv and one of my shoelaces being undone and air touching me and the plane flying overhead and my own thoughts about remembering to buy hummus

[cicadianrhythm]

i can’t talk i have socks on

[marvel-lous-things]

the fact that the MCU timeline got put through a cheesegrater means that there is some universe out there where each and every one of our shitposts and/or fanfiction is irrevocably canon. And I think that's beautiful.

[satyriconmp3]

[mrfylke2001]

[mctreeleth]

I was trying to explain to my sister-in-law that I simply cannot turn on my car headlights if anyone is looking at me and she thought I was crazy.

[razzleberryjam]

Literally nothing more embarrassing than tying your shoes in public like oh look at me I'm a 5 year old because I couldn't tie my shoes tight enough to last a walk through the kroger

[official-lucifers-child]

are y’all okay

[thatqueerchoirkid]

no

[incorrectqus]

God or when you have to itch your nose idk why buy that shits embarrassing and it’s so unflattering but then I’m like oh wait no one gives a shit because everyone is just as deeply self conscious and too concerned about how they themselves look and act to care about how you do

[bats-and-brats]

Tweets :)

P much just irritating Bruce

[kindaangelic]

The last one tho, I'm dying

Tim's angry bc it's true

[jaydicksummerexchange]

2021 JDSE Release Post: Tuesday August 24

[ ❤ Works posted so far! ❤ ]

Be honest, when was the last time you were this excited for a Tuesday?

Here are the day’s posted works:

glimpses, for we are making memories by Anonymous for comicArtistA [General Audiences, No Archive Warnings Apply, 3.7k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson & Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Robin! Jason Todd Era, Dick Grayson and Jason Todd are Siblings, Fluff, Angst, Complicated Relationships, …(click for more tags)

Summary: Jason draped his full body over his. Poking Dick's nose and cheek, forcing him to open his eyes. Dim lights of the room soon got replaced by the view of Jason looming over him upside down. He seemed to be pouting, but it was hard to tell with the upside down angle. "Will you do this cruelty with your younger brother?"

Yeah. There was the dramatic antics and the proof of him winning the award for the drama competition last month, that Alfred had told Dick about.

Deciding that he would also mess with Jason, Dick nodded in reply to the question.

There was an exaggerated gasp. "You want him to die of hunger?"

Jason lost his balance and fell on Dick, headbutting his nose.

OR: Dick, Jason, vacation, missing scenes from ski trip, and Feelings™

In the Mountains by Anonymous for Hedgebelle (Ahaanzel) [Explicit, No Archive Warnings Apply, 3.1k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha Jason Todd, Omega Dick Grayson, Road Trips, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Oral Sex, Intersex Omegas, Vaginal Fingering, Vaginal Sex, Breathplay, …(click for more tags)

Summary: It was Jason's birthday, and Dick decided to take him to ski.

What were the chances by Anonymous for Ivychankasumi [General Audiences, No Archive Warnings Apply, 5k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Harvey Dent, First Crush, Jason Todd was adopted by Harvey Dent, Jason Dent, JayDick Summer Exchange 2021, Past Harvey Dent/Bruce Wayne, …(click for more tags)

Summary: Ironically, despite the history between their mentors, Jason Todd has never met Robin the Boy Wonder before.

But he has definitely met Dick Grayson.

Under Cover(s) by Anonymous for Niullum [Explicit, No Archive Warnings Apply, 6.7k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Idiots in Love, Fluff, Humor, …(click for more tags)

Summary: Batman assigns Dick and Jason on a steak-out mission that turns into an under cover one.

Closing the Distance by Anonymous for Elise_51 [Teen And Up Audiences, No Archive Warnings Apply, 18.6k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Time travel (ish), Magic, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Misunderstandings, Hurt/Comfort, References to Events in Canon, Navigating Suicidal Thoughts, Jason Todd Gives Unexpectedly Good Life Advice, J…(click for more tags)

Summary: This time, the time leap drops him right next to Dick, on top of a fire escape that rattles when Jason lands hard with a bitten-off curse.

The silhouette next to him glimmers with amusement. Dick’s upturned face is illuminated by a flicker of flame as he lights a cigarette and touches it to his lips. In his other hand, he swirls a glass of amber liquid.

Sure, Jason knows Dick - his version of Dick - as a grown man has caroused in his fair share of bars and clubs. But somehow seeing a Dick just barely younger than him drinking and smoking knocks the wind out of him.

“Hey, Red,” Dick says, smoke curling from his mouth. He looks up at Jason from under dark lashes. “Perfect timing as usual.”

Silver & Gold by Anonymous for LizzieMack [Teen And Up Audiences, No Archive Warnings Apply, 10.6k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson & Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne (Mentioned), Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Alcoholics Anonymous, References to childhood trauma, references to canonical child abuse, References to Drugs, Dick Grayson Has Issues, Jason Tod…(click for more tags)

Summary: Ten months of attending Alcoholics Anonymous has done a lot to help Jason work through his alcoholism and other issues. But when Dick Grayson unexpectedly walks into his weekly AA meeting, he's never wanted a drink more.

Midnight Masquerade Magic Mystery by Anonymous for Mariessa [General Audiences, No Archive Warnings Apply, 0k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Costume Parties & Masquerades, Genderbending, Gender or Sex Swap, Fae & Fairies, Fanart, …(click for more tags)

Summary: We cordially invite you to the magical Midnight Masquerade!

For one night, and only one night, we will be in Gotham to give you a glimpse of worlds beyond your imagining!

Join us for a dance or two, we promise to make your dreams real as long as the music lasts!

All you will need is a mask and a partner and we will see you tonight!

People have been waking up irrevocably changed or disappearing completely across the country. The only lead is a mysterious masquerade ball that always appears for only one night before moving on.

Dick and Jason decide to investigate the masquerade once it arrives in Gotham, determined to solve the mystery before more people get hurt. But will they be able to pull off the mask and reveal the truth, when every step, every twirl, every dance leads them farther and farther from who they used to be? No song can play forever, will they manage to break the spell before the last dance ends?

ride to live by Anonymous for LizzieMac [General Audiences, No Archive Warnings Apply, 0k words]

Tags: Dick Grayson/Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Alternate Universe - 1930s, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Alternate Universe - Bonnie and Clyde Fusion, Car Chases, …(click for more tags)

Summary: No need to rush! Everybody gets our autographs.

“Hell of a Ride!” will be the words on our epitaphs.

[cherrymiko-art]

my piece for this year’s jaydick exchange!

[jokin-around]

I’m gonna be honest, people pretending Bruce has an adoption addiction Is funny and all, but it’s starting to trick people into thinking he goes out searching for and wanting to put all these actual children in the line of danger when in reality they just sorta latch onto his leg while he stands there trying shake them off screaming “NO, I’M NOT DOING THIS AGAIN” ‘till he caves and teaches them jujitsu

[questbedhead]

Bruce: Please, for the love of god, small child, stay home in my giant mansion and be safe.

Every Robin, Batgirl, and various other assorted baby Bats:

[guerrillatech]

[hansoeii]

Also, Loki does not want a throne anymore. The character development he went through is absolutely insane. He has such simple needs now. All he wants is his friends to be okay, that's all he wants. Nothing more. He went from wanting everything for himself, wanting everyone to kneel in front of him to simply wanting the people he cares about to be okay.

[heyimboredtalktome]

yeah,,,,,,, he's got his work cut out for him

[hawkeyedflame]

i love listening to my fiancée drawing

“no stop” “oh no i didn’t mean to do that” “wRONG LAYER” “wait go back” “what line is that?!” “cAN YOU– [irritated noises]” “oh you…bastard” “what..layer is that on??”

she’s so cute djksfh

[hst3000]

A gift for your fiancee

[hawkeyedflame]

oh my god dkfjdhgksdjk

[captainmarvall]

if you look closely you can see how she got less sexualized in every movie

sad that it took nearly 10 years

[hood-ex]

8y old dick got ahold of Bruce’s ID & it had an expiration date and he spent 3 hours crying because He thinks that Bruce was set to die on that date. Bruce comes in and asks why hes was crying and dick didn’t tell him bcuz he was scared he was gonna cry too

So it's essentially that Spongebob episode where Spongebob eats a bomb pie and only Squidward and Mr. Krabs know it. So then Squidward tries to give Spongebob a great last day alive without telling Spongebob that he's gonna explode.

Bruce: "Sunsets always remind me of bowls of fruit. What do they make you think of, Dick?"

Dick, without hesitation: "Explosions. I-I mean uh—erosions."

[stockincereal]

Uhm...

[futuregws]

the fan is spideyparker. he is a VERY invasive person and back when tomdaya were rumored to be dating in 2016-19, he made money off of making videos about them on youtube. he made connections with paps during that time, and one of them, his friend diggzy, is the pap who got the tom and z pics. spideyparker tipped him off and gave him z's address and her mom's where he's apparently camped out for a week now. fucked up of him to do if you ask me.

Are you serious, wtf is wrong with some people, I swear some fans forget that there's boundaries like I'm all for giving opinions online and sharing your love for a celeb online but that's just on a whole other level of crazy geez

[its5amandimstillawake]

So apparently Tom Holland and Zendaya are together. It's really weird cause they're trending and people are just spreading pictures and videos of them kissing that were clearly taken from a distance without their permission. And people are fan girling over it and it's like Guys. Can y'all please stop. This feels creepy and stalkerish. We don't need to talk about their relationship or spread pictures and freak out as if it were fictional characters you shipped getting together in a show. These are real people. Let them have their privacy. Like it's really weird and creepy.

And that's not even mentioning the people being creepy and talking about how hot it is or how hit they are. Like stop. You're being gross and probably making them uncomfortable and disrespecting them and their privacy. Like these are actual people that you're all stalking and spreading videos and pictures of and freaking out over. Like I'd be so uncomfortable.

it's like "oh cool, someone stalked them outside their house and car and recorded them. And y'all are just ok with this? And encouraging it?"

[hearteyes-wheeler]

HE'S BISEXUAL!!!!