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LOST (2004-2010) 1x12 - “Whatever the Case May Be”

#not only is he stupid hot he’s also stupid adorable #naveen andrews knew they were the hottest couple and the writers saw his vision #lost

cocteautwinsgirl

#sending this to my boss rn

silentevilx-deactivated20160627

SO I FIND OUT MY FRIENDS AND I ARE ON OUR LOCAL NEWS WEBSITE

We were asked all these questions about how long the costumes took us, how we did it, etc.

I paused the video right when we were asked how much money we spent on our cosplays and

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does that give you your answer

manafromheaven

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY

#saving to show my friend later when he starts buying cosplays

theonion

In an announcement that led fans to praise the “perfect casting,” actor Ryan Gosling confirmed Tuesday that he was officially joining the Marvel Cinematic Universe in the role of Stan Lee cameos. “As a lifelong fan of the comics, it’s an honor to take on the mantle of my favorite MCU character, Stanley Lieber, also known by his alter ego, Stan Lee,” said Gosling, who expressed excitement at the “opportunity of a lifetime” to deliver quippy one-liners while dressed up as a hot dog cart worker or mail carrier.

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#this is matt damon erasure #he’s giving oscar worthy performances let’s go back to fun random matt damon cameos

mysterypuppys

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done

#fucking mood

prokopetz

The two "created in a lab" fantasies:

Yes, everything about me is fucked up, but what if that was secretly awesome?

Yes, everything about me is fucked up, but what if there was someone to blame?

#inside adaptations of frankenstein there are two wolves

aristocrating

its 2026 i cannot handle any more fucking "author A obviously ripped off author B" discourse by people Who Have Only Seen the work of author B and admit themselves that they have no further knowledge of the literary landscape they are moving in. like.

insomaniackills

Folks really need to reacquaint themselves with this concept

#every time i read scène à faire i think of the omegaverse court case

noodles-07

#and wait an extra second because it’s when you don’t that a cop bothers you

parkchanwoohoo

#in philly it would’ve been voyeur or woody’s we really got lucky with stonewall name wise

runawaymarbles

Hey. Look at me. Please leave yourself a note somewhere you'll see it later that says "it is going to take years if not decades to get the United States government to the level of functionality it had in November of 2024." If we elect a democrat in 2028, we are not going to be up and running by 2032.

Please make sure you have a reminder in your phone reminding you to not look at 2028/32/36 Democratic candidates and say "why are they not promising/delivering Cool Shit?" because you are going to understand that to get Cool Shit we must have competent people running a decently funded government, and we are not going to have that.

We are not getting UBI. We are not getting single payer healthcare. We are not getting free college or free preschool. We are not redistributing wealth on a large scale. We are not getting free internet. We are not getting ranked choice voting.

If we are lucky, we are going to get an IRS that can collect taxes, qualified schoolteachers, research grants, Social Security, and a government that thinks maybe it should be a priority for people around the worlds to not have AIDS, malaria or TB.

#since many of y’all seemed to have amnesia about 2017-2021 let’s not fucking do it again for this #it’s bad it’s all bad we don’t want to elect someone who will make it bad like this #you don’t vote for perfect you vote for who will do the best job for your wants #and no voting third party will not do anything but make you look like an idiot #especially for jill stein

so-much-for-subtlety

pingintech

literally a cartoon bad guy

ralfmaximus

Disclosure Day (2026)

#love hairless cats so much #what the lack in fur they make up for tenfold in personality

bunniboiz

"it's ok to show (x) in fiction as long as the bad guy gets punished!" the bad guy doesn't have to get punished. in fact the bad guy can win altogether. the bad guy can entirely get away with it. hope this helps

bunniboiz

and this part might make some people's head explode but: characters can be written to forgive things you personally wouldn't ever forgive. not everything is written as what you'd perceive to be the right choice. not everything is a self-insert & protagonists don't have to be relatable.

#literally reinventing the comics code authority

rederiswrites

Look, I realize that the whole Schrodinger's Mitch thing has real political consequences on a national level, but since I'm not from Kentucky and have no say whatsoever in the outcome of the situation, I'm honestly just finding the entire thing grimly hilarious. Has Horrible Turtle Man died? We don't fucking know! Turns out senators can just not show up to work indefinitely and there are no consequences! What fun!

rederiswrites

Cannot believe this post is still relevant completely unedited. This timeline is utterly off the rails.

#there’s a politically motivated reason to keep his death hidden #they’re trying to prevent gov beshear from replacing him with a democratic senator #they have to hold a special election if he’s pronounced dead before aug 3 #they can keep his seat vacant (and not risk losing it to a dem) if he’s announced aug 4 #and they’re hiding everything about it meaning he’s incapacitated or dead #either way is scumbag politics

tallspookylady

teamwork makes the dream work

#i would love to be either of them #not to be a lesbian etc etc

onceiwashere

literally sincerely the people's princess

#that’s just how it is

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