Human Lie Detector

Once I was a fandom blog. Too lazy to change the name.

[missveritywillis]

[molags-balls]

big things happening in england

[apricops]

sentences that are largely recognizable to a medieval peasant

[mariacallous]

https://www.instagram.com/p/DZIL-Vslhxt/?igsh=OHFlcTUybm94YXg5

Uh

[themythicalcodfish]

totally not a horrifying sign of the times, not symbolic at all, go about your usual business

[jace-targaryen]

LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE (2006) dir. valerie faris + jonathan dayton

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

IT GETS WORSE

I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.

LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES

[marougus-the-dragon]

AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

so the game picks a random item for the baby montage

[tieflingkisser]

[iteidem]

Handjob except it’s just him desperately thrusting into my hand while I watch and make him do all the work

[notkatniss]

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing

[transjinako]

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

[cryptidfuckery]

Hey bud sit down with me. Hold my hand. If you book an appointment somewhere with a designated time slot and you realize you will not be making it to the location for that time slot, you need to let the service provider you are booked with that you are going to be late BEFORE the start time of the appointment passes.

[cryptidfuckery]

Because here's the thing. The service provider schedules out their appointments to have enough time to provide the service youre getting. When you arrive late, it is cutting into the time the provider has to give you the quality service you booked for. Most providers will have a late cut off time because they understand that shit happens.

But if you message them after the start of the appointment time, you're already cutting into the late cut off time. And if you say you're only 5 minutes away, a lot of the time that actually means 10 minutes, and if you're letting them know 10 minutes into the scheduled appointment time, you're now 20 minutes late

Do you get what I'm saying

[cryptidfuckery]

What I'm trying to say is that your service provider is not responsible for fixing or accommodating your time mismanagement

[cryptidfuckery]

TWO IN A FUCKING ROW

[glass-pony]

[1-jar-of-stars]

i fear tumblr has this issue where they think being queer or neurodivergent cancels out being racist

[weeping-willows-worms]

Or homophopic

[feminist-space]

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[baddywronglegs]

The people who insist AI is smarter than a human are doing their fucking damnedest to manifest that

[thefriendlyneighborhoodpervert]

This problem isn't AI. This problem originates with our terrible schooling system. It fails to prepare young people for existing in the real world, probably under the expectation that parents can do that themselves. The economy of this country has rendered parents basically incapable of spending hours and days teaching their kids how to exist, on top of those kids' ludicrous amounts of schoolwork.

Basically, the system has been designed to result in young adults with no ability to do much of anything besides basic manual labor, who rely on technology or other people's labor to cover the gaps in their own understanding.

[vaspider]

The problem is indeed "AI," though other factors may be at play as well. Programs like chatGPT are actively designed to breed dependence, and are actively detrimental to the decision making and imagination parts of the brain.

The thing that people really need to understand is that the "product" that chatGPT and other "AI" chatbots create is "more interactions with chatGPT." Everything it does is engineered with that one end in mind. Think about how it's billed, and you'll see that's true, and why it's true. What do "pro" subscriptions give you? More inquiries, faster answers, etc. So its entire thing is "getting you to ask it more things, more often."

Will it say "I don't know?" No. You won't ask it things if it answers that. This is why hallucinations are built in, and cannot ever be eliminated.

These programs are machines meant to generate more inquiries, which means they will generate dependence in order to generate them.

The purpose of a machine is what it does.

[cal-is-a-cuddlefish]

I write a newsletter at work and receive so many fucking things written by ChatGPT that it's boggling.

At this point I am literally doing the job of three people because they keep submitting things I have to fully rewrite so it doesn't sound like a robot wrote it. AI writing has a specific way about it that I've gotten really good at spotting.

Most recently for the June newsletter I was given the opening blurb and it was the most generic, word salad nonsense I have ever seen. It was submitted to be by a woman who has been in the industry for 30 years. When I asked her about it, she just said she put it into Chat and it sounded good! I told her it had nothing to do with June and she got really offended and said that she knew what bad writing was.

Apparently not anymore.

[80slesbiab]

Kate McKinnon getting her hair pulled by THE pornstar Nina Hartley