mr_co

och menneke

[hphatecraft]

I really really really love it when bees are just like lost in the sauce

[haaarpb]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

there is no way i just got a genuine Basement Prisoner offer

[rinnegami]

[feldfrog]

I think a good prank would be to go to the library and try to check out the librarian's personal diary

[ankle-beez]

[yugirimistwalker]

ɪᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋꜱ ꜰᴜɴɴʏ, ʀɪɢʜᴛ?

[readysetjo]

This post is a zombie. 🧟‍♀️ Pick one of the answers to see if you were bit or not. (There are 5 bite results out of 12 under the cut.) Best of luck. My deadeye is awaiting to meet any infected at the entrance of camp.

A

B

C

D

E

F

G

H

I

J

K

L

Remaining time: 3 days 17 hours

A. Zombie bit you! 🧟

B. Safe

C. Zombie bit you! 🧟‍♀️

D. Safe

E. Safe

F. Safe

G. Zombie bit you! 🧟‍♂️

H. Zombie bit you! 🧟‍♀️

I. Safe

J. Safe

K. Zombie bit you! 🧟‍♂️

L. Safe

[everyoneisgayandtrans]

Crash bandicoot gay marriage ad

Crash bandicoot gay marriage ad

[balljointedlamb]

Furret in natural habitat

[plaguedocboi]

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

[jncos]

Thank you for posting that big titty anime girl onto my timeline. It means as much to me as any Christmas present I expect to receive this year.

[svdog]

[baltimorerat]

yes god

[cubewaano]

do you guys think a shark has ever eaten an ant

[ratfuck]

yeah one ant couldve crawled on the ceiling at an aquarium and tripped and falled and landed in the big tank full of big ass fish and coincidentally drifted right into the open mouth of a shark just swimming because sharks need to keep moving with their mouths open to breathe or else they’ll die and float belly up at the aquarium and make little kids cry because they think someone just murdered baby shark I think its at least plasable

[cubewaano]

do you think a shark would like the taste of ants if it could eat enough of them in one bite to taste them

[ratfuck]

no i dont like the taste when i eat them i dont think they would like the taste if they ate them its probably for real like poison to them idk.

[cubewaano]

okay

[dogpuppy]

[taykoutmccleod]

I don't fucking want it then?

[technofinch]

I often complain about my life but one thing I am grateful for is that I've almost never been shot at with a cannon. That happened all the time in the old days and it seems like it sucked a lot