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they. meg. i just keep ending up back here.

[riverlarking]

this husband on the real housewives of new york city has marquis de sade's birth and death years on a t-shirt

[idalenn]

Why suffer ennui when you can get a bánh mì

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[tanadrin]

would be fun if language acquisition echoed language evolution a la recapitulation theory. kids going through an indo european phase.

[jadagul]

https://xkcd.com/2567/

[tanadrin]

fuuuuuck there really is an xkcd for everything

[bigscaryd]

Quick put an animal book in front of him and ask him what this guy is

[nordenflycht]

there's an xkcd for that also

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[clownboybebop]

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

[sh5]

eager

[lalalindu]

Crazy that if youre rich enough you could technically live in a permanent summer-like season if you just go and live in a warmer place whenever the climate starts feeling too cold

[yorkshirearthurdent]

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

[cupidjoy]

i want Things. i'm sorry marx

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

If Spider-Gwen had a bi flag on her wall there wouldn’t be any debate as to whether or not she was really bi

[imp]

i chose to sever my connection with the divine by drinking diet coke

[rosesgray]

CHER (1991)

[boviboy]

unclear. adj. of or pertaining to an uncle

[dykeselfcest]

AN ICON.....

[fredersen]

[mousidy]

the state does not need to assign you a sex, nor does it need to keep inalterable record of it btw

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