Baratone Voice Work

I'm a narrator, singer and amateur voice actor. I talk and people seem to like it.

[saltedoatmealed-deactivated2022]

Merry Christmas Eve everyone!

[blueymoons]

Not gonna specifically tag anyone...but reblog if you feel like it and put yours in the tags.

[rainbowdazzle]

The White Bottle of Omega 3 Supplements by WS Maple

looooool

[emotionalsupportmanteau]

The Grey Yerba Mate by LS Yew

[inventor-of-aggravated-assault]

The Grey Car Door by RW Pine

[mini-faust]

The black and white moon shine by CW Willow

[itmustbegreattobecalledtheitgir]

The grey daffodil by C.S Maple

[saathiray]

The Nude Spouse by RA Buttfir

[elvencantation]

The Green Clock Key by GA Aspen

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

The Navy Cleaver by AJ Eucalyptus

[felisramblious]

The White Sticker by WK Oak

[misterbaratone]

The Black Bottle by B.B. Cyprus

[kaity--did]

Y’all being pregnant while moving into a new house is BUCKWILD

My husband is an intelligent man, but he has gotten in his head that if I lift one box I will PERISH

[kaity--did]

Here is the problem in a nutshell

Would I love to let my husband do everything? Of course?

But this absolute GIANT of a man after TEN YEARS together still has no spatial awareness and NO AWARENESS that his a A FOOT AND A HALF taller than me. If he is left to put thing away, he will do so diligently but he PUTS EVERYTHING ON THE TOP SHELF and my TINY TREX ARMS CAN NOT MAKE THAT TRIP

[kaity--did]

I threw out my back and he’s now convinced that it’s his fault for letting me carry paper plates in the house my self and that he’s going to be a terrible father

This man has a LAW DEGREE and is a PRACTICING ATTORNEY

[kaity--did]

“You have two skeletons inside you right now that is double the amount I have. You are my sweet special Eldritch Horror” - My Husband

Thanks I think?

[kaity--did]

“It’s insane that we just made a person! I’ve never even met a baby before what do I say?!”

Not worried about diapers here folks, just first impressions

[kaity--did]

“I’m going be be a dad which is just buckwild. I have your pregnancy checklist but here is my fatherhood check list

1. I need a riding lawn mower

2. I need a white tank top

3. I need a beer, particularly an amber colored one

4. I need a book of puns

5. I need a baby back pack to carry said baby

6. I want my own diaper bag, and I want it to be STYLISH

Kait are you writing this down this is important?”

[kaity--did]

Me: a lot of people on the internet are calling you a himbo, would you like to respond?

Husband: I am often very dumb, and I do drink the respect women juice like fine wine, however I am not very strong, and I just don’t know if I can accept this title if I do not meet all the qualifications

Me: I don’t know, you lifted all those boxes on your own

Husband: this was simply DAD ENERGY

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[kaity--did]

I can not with this fool

[catgirlnailpolish]

literally marry him

[kaity--did]

I have great news my friend

[404computerhamstersnotfound]

marry him again

[kaity--did]

I’ve read him some of these replies and he got very upset and yelled (which if you know my husband is barely over a whisper) “I CANT MARRY YOU ANY HARDER I KNOW IVE GOOGLED IT MANY TIMES”

Y’all I’m obsessed with this idiot

[whatafuckinfamilypicture]

[seiya234]

one time during a bomb threat we were all huddled in the PAC, but then just as they released us a dope fight broke out on the grey campus so then a third of the student body broke loose and BOLTED across the field to watch the fight 

anyway high school was a lot of fun 

[alchaeologist]

That was like…. every other Friday for like 3 freaking months.

[seiya234]

True but there was only one time that had The Dope Fight

[alchaeologist]

Was that the skaters v hood v jock fight? I forgot what the alliances were.

[seiya234]

Nah the preps v skaters fight was going to be a fight for the ages but the admin found out and that was when we were controlled released to the busses for a month

[misterbaratone]

I remember the “bomb threat” year. That was the same year a friend and I discovered the underground area of the gray campus and then spent nearly every lunch there until they chained it up.

Good times.

[seiya234]

Wait there was a what?!?!?! 👀👀👀👀👀👀

[misterbaratone]

Yup, an underground area. It was right beneath the cafeteria building.

[whatafuckinfamilypicture]

[seiya234]

one time during a bomb threat we were all huddled in the PAC, but then just as they released us a dope fight broke out on the grey campus so then a third of the student body broke loose and BOLTED across the field to watch the fight 

anyway high school was a lot of fun 

[alchaeologist]

That was like…. every other Friday for like 3 freaking months.

[seiya234]

True but there was only one time that had The Dope Fight

[alchaeologist]

Was that the skaters v hood v jock fight? I forgot what the alliances were.

[seiya234]

Nah the preps v skaters fight was going to be a fight for the ages but the admin found out and that was when we were controlled released to the busses for a month

[misterbaratone]

I remember the "bomb threat" year. That was the same year a friend and I discovered the underground area of the gray campus and then spent nearly every lunch there until they chained it up.

Good times.

[saltedoatmealed-deactivated2022]

Merry Christmas Eve everyone!

[cruciatus-animus]

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

[nudeparrot-deactivated20161109]

I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy? 

[asking-ask-deactivated20171227]

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

[cutestwarlord]

^^^

[sciencemyfiction]

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

[drudragonrose]

Why is this a thing like really? Homosextual people of ALL beings should understand that you like what you like and if the answer multiple choice then that’s just more love to go around non?

[simlyliving-deactivated20170518]

BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME

[emortal-l-deactivated20250308]

BISEXUAL INDIVIDUALS ARE VALID AND LOVED ON THIS BLOG, PASS IT ON!

[justsaya]

BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME

[marb0la]

This is how I actually imagine the Magne family👌

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

Follow @the-future-now

[dopeluminarydreamer-blog]

Reblog if you:

Have an iPhone and are in need of repairs

Have a friend with that problem

Hate Apple and are more than happy to spite them in some way

No one will know which is it

[weaselle]

This guy inspired me to repair my own macbook. First of all, you should know that I am not… like, I have to look up HOW to look up what my computer specifications are. Tech, that ware either soft or hard, is not a subject in which I experience comfort or competence. But my puppy peed on my keyboard, and I asked the apple store, or the fucking mac cafe, or the godsdamn Computer House Chill Zone or whatever cute ass name they have for their bullshit store, and they said it would be TWELVE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO REPLACE MY KEYBOARD. I’m not even exaggerating.

So I asked the internet, well how hard IS it to repair? And I saw this guy’s video, and while I am no techie, I AM fueled by spite, so I was all “oh, they do that shit on purpose specifically so they can charge me $1200 bucks or make me buy a new computer hunh? FUCK THEM” and I bought all the tools I needed for about $25 and I bought all the parts I needed for about another $25 and I watched a few tutorial videos, and I replaced my own keyboard.

So, once you are doing the actual deed, it becomes pretty obvious that they are finding creative ways to make this much harder than it has to be on purpose. On thing that stood out to me is, instead of all the tiny screws being the same size, there are about two dozen very slightly different sizes. They could easily be all the same size, or like, two sizes at most, but no.

These mother fuckers will take a panel that screws into place and they’ll use a different size screw for each corner. They are so close that you almost cannot tell them apart visually, but they each will only screw into the matching corner. Like, it’s a pretty clear “fuck you” to anyone trying to do repairs.

anyway, this guy is also fueled by spite, and doing holy work, and I have mad respect

[dragonfox-in-a-teacup]

This is awesome. Man is doing good ass deeds 24/7 because he’s giving people control.

[dantes-infernal-chili]

How dare you not leave a link to his channel, this guy is the savior of the modern world.

[robertdejesus]

So I stumbled across this adorable audio a few days ago uploaded by @thisjenlewis and when this scene immediately popped into my head I had to quickly animate this.

Audio by: @thisjenlewis and nephew.

[regging]

why is it that people with big families are like “yeah this is my second cousin once removed’s daughter’s sister-in-law’s ex-husband’s brother’s daughter but we’re basically cousins” meanwhile people with small families are like “yeah i technically have parents who i live with but we don’t really talk so they don’t count”

[seiya234]

I was gonna laugh but then I remembered my aunt Susan and Maria, the first and second ex-wives of my grandma’s brother, who are still a part of our family, and that includes Maria’s boys who are like my ex-step-first cousins-once removed anyway Maria and them still come to the family reunion (but not Susan because uncle Johnny cheated on her with Maria)-

My husband, on the other hand, only has his parents and maternal grandparents and large swathes of family Who Are Dead To Them

[longscarydream]

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

[zerofarad]

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

[citrusgroves]

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

[swoopingsilver]

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats

[aberrantemotion]

We live in a socie-

[lorkhansdick]

Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec

[lorkhansdick]

I find the mushroom post :)

[lorkhansdick]

sorry

sorry

[lorkhansdick]

Can we go ahead and add “one day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen” to the list please

[brucie-deactivated05092020-deac]

how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus

[bebe-benzenheimer]

how y’all gonna sleep after your computers are infected with a bazillion viruses and the feds gon’ bust your asses

[onemoretallymark]

how i sleep when I'm pirating disney with a vpn and anti-virus protection.

[ms-demeanor]

How I sleep after pirating everything from D+ while using an antivirus, VPN or proxy, and a cantenna to rip off the free wifi at Downtown Disney. If you can’t get wifi directly from the house of mouse McDonald’s will do.

[chocolatechipbutterflyprincess]

How I sleep knowing I’m pissing off all the Disney bootlickers by pirating:

[gothmisspyggie]

Oh no! What a terrible thing to do, this information should't be spread by reblogging it, that's for sure.

[shinosarna]

Okay, I have to admit, using Disney's own wifi to pirate Disney Plus shows is a stroke of absolute GENIUS

[incorrectappledashquotes]

These voice actors wildin’

[ambris]

Trixie saying "BITCH" was something I didn't realize how much I needed in my life.

[rachelkatwalsh]

i am completely in love with the jenna and julien fam so i just had to draw their four furry children!! honestly why watch anything else on youtube when their videos exist 🐕

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

Thinking a lot about how people have liked to meme on late-life Johnny Cash for “God’s Gonna Cut You Down” and his “Hurt” cover but man, I think his last few years were amazing. He was a man who was always on the right side of things, pro-union, anti-prison, and then at the end of his life he just got weird and apocalyptic, looking back on his own life and staring death in the face. That shit rules. He went out with dignity, which can be said about a lot of people, but more than that, he went out with ambition. “You can have it all, my empire of dirt” sounds melodramatic coming from 29 year old Trent Reznor singing about drugs, but coming from a 70 year old man who was one of the faces of his entire goddamn genre, who had fought for change his entire life and never seen any real progress? That’s fucking devastating.

[filmsfoodandfandom]

“I wore black because I liked it. I still do, and wearing it still means something to me. It’s still my symbol of rebellion – against a stagnant status quo, against our hypocritical houses of God, against people whose minds are closed to others’ ideas.“— Johnny Cash

[nellcher]

King and Queen of monsters👑