An eyesore and an earful

I'm Trevor! 26, from Maryland, living in Pennsylvania, he/they waga baba bobo (radplasticman > misterfourpatterns)

[coyotebuegwater-deactivated2016]

[helltitty]

australian mutuals what are they saying

[eggzaki]

josh wants to steal it and use it to deal speed

[helltitty]

josh is making wise business moves and i respect him

[gothicprep]

heartening saga honestly

[akashicrecord]

IF YOU LIVE NEAR CHARLOTTESVILLE VIRGINIA DO NOT ORDER THE SOURDOUGH GRILLED CHEESE FROM DUNKIN' DONUTS BECAUSE THEY WILL FUCK A HOLE IN IT WITHIN YOUR FIELD OF VISION AND WHEN YOU ASK WHY THERE'S A HOLE IN IT THEY WILL TELL YOU "THATS JUST HOW JEREMY DOES SANDWICHES"

[akashicrecord]

IF YOU ASK FOR JEREMY'S NUMBER THEY WILL NOT GIVE IT TO YOU DIRECTLY

[callietegoul]

[charl0ttan]

If monkeys ruled the world I would be:

A slave

Dead

The monkey king

Aroused

Still looking at smosh.com

Voting ended onMay 6

[catasters]

[idontgettechnology]

The time of his life.

[termagax]

Fuck I meant to say 28. My iPhone keyboard is messed up. Laugh all you want though, you’re still tumblr broke LOL

i make more than 28 dollars a year

[termagax]

Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.

$28?

[ltwilliammowett]

The Danish training ship “Georg Stage” (1934) dresses in rainbow colour, 2021 

[dragon-in-a-fez]

not the kind of gay ship I’m used to seeing on tumblr but cool

[dubiousculturalartifact]

ship georg is an outlier but SHOULD be counted

[waltzd]

[neovagina-penisis-evangelion]

When people argue that food from Chinese and Mexican restaurants in the US are not 'real' representations of that culture's cuisine ignore the historical reality that these dishes were developed by diasporic communities striving to recreate the flavors of home with available resources. Such criticism frames adaptation as a loss of authenticity, rather than recognizing it as a sincere and evolving expression of culture by people separated from their homeland.

[ninhaoma-ya]

Too good to leave in the tags

[violetsbookshelf]

Pointe Skirt by Darinika Atelier

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

[memewhore]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Woman murders man in broad daylight

[theknightinslippers]

[halorvic]

[no-one-offical]

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[crypticgoose3]

beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

[drtanner]

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

this video was always funny but I found this guy’s Instagram and he is Always Doing This, like it’s hundreds of slow motion videos of him walking muscled and shirtless through crowded streets around the world as people react to him—many of them appear to be filmed on the same street as in this video. which means this lady probably sees him doing this all the time and was like OH THERE HE IS AGAIN lmfaoooo

[itsladykit]

That does beg the question--did he upload this himself?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

yes and he did not acknowledge it in the caption or tags at all 😂

[utopians]

took acid on new years as per tradition and me and my sister got really into the concept of an origami crane folded out of a pizza so precisely and beautifully that it "shames our hatred". like all acts of human cruelty are shamed by the perspective that its beauty provides. we called it pizza crane

[eridanidreams]

NEW TUMBLR SCAM

So some asshole has thought up a new Tumblr scam: it's a post on a Tumblr account that's named something to make it look official-ish.

Variations include:

account-help

account-sync

account-update

account-updating

These posts show up on your dashboard, telling you that because they think you've monetized your Tumblr account, they're putting you in the penalty box sending you to the cornfield setting you to "Lurker Mode" where you can post but no one will see your posts. And, naturally, all you have to do is click on the helpful link to give tumblrsupport your account data to get it fixed.

Friends, this is a big fat lie.

The official location of Tumblr Support is https://www.tumblr.com/support or https://support.tumblr.com. And guess what? They'll already have your account information.

Tumblr has no such thing as Lurker Mode.

If you right-click on their link, you'll see it's a munged/shortened link. You can go to a site like https://www.expandurl.net to expand that link and see where it takes you: it's not Tumblr Support.

@staff, please be aware this is happening.

Be aware. Be careful. Don't give your account info to anyone. Be safe, and happy blogging!

[silurisanguine]

@support they monitor posts they are tagged in, Staff don't. Hopefully they are aware of this scam. But if you get one report it!!!

[peach-artblog]

PSA: TUMBLR SCAM

[homophobla]

KILL ALL HOUSE FLIPPERS!

[innerchildabortionclinic]

okayy but the day goes on still..

[hollanderthoughts]

I want to be heard (doesn’t speak) I want to be understood (doesn’t explain) I want to be seen (acts like if a missing person was right in front of everybody)