Clever names are for rock albums

[slasherbetty]

Yes please.

[mistergraham]

my god tumblr is still a thing?

[thenightfiend]

In bed. An hour and a half until I’m officially 21. Let the birthday wishes commence c:

[mistergraham]

happy happy birthday!!!!!

[lickystickypickyzzz]

A mom in Baldwin, New York RSVP’ed to a small child’s birthday party invitation with a vile anti-gay screed.

Little Sophia turns 7 in a few weeks, so her two dads decided to throw her a party and invite her friends to celebrate. One of those friends is Tommy, whose mom Beth is apparently a rabid homophobe. She returned the invitation with the following response:

"Tommy will NOT attend. I do not beleive [sic] in what you do and will not subject my innocent son to your ‘lifestyle.’ I am sorry Sophia has to grow up this way. If you have an issue or need to speak to me: 516-362-1357.”

Sophia’s dads were understandably furious, so they sent the letter off to local radio station K-98.3, who posted it on Facebook. The station adds that they contacted Beth, who “gave us permission to post her phone number and said anyone who has a problem with what she wrote can call her, too!”

[fckanyonewhosnotaseablob-deacti]

this shit is all over news 12

[choochoobear]

While this person is obviously pretty putrid, what bothers me most about this is all the people taking her number, calling her and cussing her out or, worse yet, threatening her - because, let’s be honest, that’s happening. We’ve seen people on just Tumblr completely losing their shit over nothing or satirical sites (Christwire’s anti-masturbation video springs to mind - who are just further cementing her belief that “those people” are evil and giving her ammo to use when she talks about the “evil people.”

[drunken-rambling-deactivated202]

What other way is there to respond to bigotry? I think it’s a good thing that people get pissed about this kind of behavior.

[choochoobear]

I didn’t say people shouldn’t be mad. There’s a valid reason to be angry. But the threats of violence that are going to come aren’t going to help - and, yes, people are going to threaten her because people are fucking morons.

I’m not saying people should call her up and try to win her over with love and cuddles. Some people are just awful and want to be awful. But being worse to her isn’t going to make the situation any better.

[mistergraham]

I would just like to say that everyone is burying the lead here. Who still has an aol email address.

[cringepics-deactivated20140527]

You don’t get my life…OK?

[mistergraham]

tumber?

[mancandykings]

Chris Pine at the 'Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit' UK premiere, London (Jan 20, 2014)

[larstheyeti]

[chemicaldrugs-blog]

brick and ball?

[glitterweave]

wall and ball you fucking idiot

[mistergraham]

There is someone for everyone

[thecuteoftheday-blog]

Heidi the rabbit!

Heidi has arthritis in her knees and hips so to help with the pain, she swims a few times a week!

Sometimes she wears a scrunchie on her ears so that they don’t get wet!

[mistergraham]

Take note internet, an arthritic rabbit is more athletic than us!

[assholedisney-deactivated201604]

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

[mistergraham]

I feel if we lose mean girls to the public consciousness we will be ok.

[sydlexia]

Gonna try and finish the National Pokedex. To the GTS! #pokemonxy #pokemon

[mistergraham]

This time could be spent WRITING!

[4gifs]

[ilovefrog-deactivated20150414]

and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to

[mistergraham]

And I nearly passed out making an elephant sound today. 

[4gifs]

[procrastinating-is-easy-blog]

The best part is that the guy just squats in utter resignation.

you can tell he’s just like

“i am 800% done with Target”

This gif wins the internet. I am DONE.

Always reblog

[mistergraham]

Does no one care that not a single god damn cart fell?

[bikinibottomite]

Actors and their Disney characters

[mypatronusisnevillelongbottom]

This is important.

[lose-yourself-fora-minute-or-two]

this is just the most perfectly looped gif of all time.

[mistergraham]

I will give the person who made this my number

Psyche thats the wrong number

[wretchedly]

BECAUSE YOU COULD BE TRAMPLED BY WILDEBEESTS TOMORROW

[mistergraham]

Why would you?

[mello-dramatic]

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

[fuckyeahsexanddrugs]

[dudewrath-the-exalted]

I ALMOST KILLED MY FAMILY MAKING PANCAKES THIS MORNING

with great value comes great responsibility