TheMisterRizzo

Hey there everyone! just a small personal blog where i reblog my interests, and stuff that makes me laugh. im always open to talking, so feel free to send me messages all you want :)

[sephirona]

[mamalazzer]

[twitchytyrant]

I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

[when-the-blood-comes-home]

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

[squibwub-blog]

[dakotaraptor]

this is fake because the mike myers cat in the hat would not hesitate

[graveyard-whistler]

[►]

[itkeepsusmoving]

I FUCKIN HATE/LOVE THIS

[gifmovie]

[neorattz]

this is how i run in nightmares

[haus-of-hiddleston]

I’ve never been able to describe what it’s like running in nightmares. This gif is a PERFECT representation!

[oceaniccunt-deactivated20190622]

[makilikesflowers]

An angel

[mielparaoshun]

Wtf bats swim

[zooophagous]

Omfg

[paddysnuffles]

Here’s another little-known bat fact:

Orphaned baby bats are often swaddled tightly like teeny burritos to mimic being cuddled by mom and help ease separation anxiety.

They also seem to find pacifiers soothing.

I’m pretty sure I’ve posted on this before, but there’s always someone who hasn’t heard about this before. Plus, I’ll happily take any excuse I can to post cute baby animal pics (especially when they’re wrapped like tiny furry burritos) :)

[finkspiration]

wow bats are very good

[americanninjax-deactivated20191]

I love baby bats. 

[pr1nceshawn]

If Harry Potter Movies Had Honest Titles.

[enemies-to-lovers]

I’m just saying

so here’s our favorite adoptive space dad Bail Organa in Revenge of the Sith:

and here he is in Rogue One:

meanwhile, here’s Obi-Wan in Revenge of the Sith:

and here he is after the exact same amount of time: 

I’d like some of whatever Bail is having on Alderaan and exactly zero of what Obi-Wan is having on Tatooine 

[bemusedlybespectacled]

well one of them is the viceroy of alderaan and the other one is living as a hermit in space nevada, sorry that obi wan isn’t keeping up his moisturizing regimen on Planet Sand Hell while bail organa drinks kale smoothies in the shade

[spacegoblin1701]

And let’s not forget that Tatooine has two suns and is incredibly hostile to the aging process. Look at Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru.

[androidsghost]

[celestial-naiad]

Im fuckin done lmao

[sixpenceee]

These 3D holographs excite me. 

[gplantman-deactivated20211011]

SOMEBODY LITERALLY INVENTED HOLOGRAMS

[odonoghues]

#SQUAD GOALS

[cooperwest-wtr]

The best thing about the new reboot travesty is the resurgence of posts about the best version.

[danejuanreturns]

i'm just a guy fieri looking for his girl fieri

[stability]

[nocrimeinthewasteland]

IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE IT’S IN. BRB, DYING.

ARE YOU KIDDING? LOOK AT THE 7TH GIF HOW HE JUST HANDS THE CUPS TO THE PERSON AND IS LIKE, “HERE HUMAN, YOUR FEEBLE TASK FOR ME IS COMPLETE. NOW LEAVE US BE.”

[notoriouslywitty-deactivated201]

THEY’RE SO CUTE, OMG. I CAN’T.

[crunkellove-blog]

THE GREATEST THING ON THE INTERNET SINCE THE LAST TIME OTTERS WERE IN A THING ON THE INTERNET.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

[all-aboard-the-bane-train]

Reblogging purely for the last one

[lotus0kid]

Why does the otter in the captioned .gif have a New York accent in my head?

[funniest-stuff]

[mielparaoshun]

I wish this was longer

[ruinedchildhood]