ᴍɪꜱᴛᴇʀ ꜱᴀɴɪᴛʏ

A big man, with little aspirations...

[browsedankmemes]

[girlic]

[dirty-little-freakk]

[mistersanity]

OOOF

[dearbisexual]

me: oh this? *waves a giant stick around* this is my “protecting bi women who used to id as lesbians” stick

[pentagleam]

me: oh, this?? *waves a giant stick around* this is my “protecting lesbians who used to id as bi women” stick

[the-official-nasa]

dual wield

[wmccullagh-deactivated20220113]

[dearbisexual]

u are one of the very few ppl with valid additions to this post, thank u

[tinyterrorbjj]

[digitaldiscipline]

This is like 92.5% of my voice when writing fic.

[cewn]

[gyeomdiary-deactivated20210430]

this is so fucking funny

[nyctosaurid]

who else is in the “didn’t realize sheep have long tails until i was like 20″ club

[dimetrodone]

Undocked unrestrained

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

The reason most farmers dock (cut off) the tails is to prevent fly strike, an often lethal infection of fly larvae in the rear of the sheep. Without a (VERY FLUFFY) tail for fecal matter to accumulate on, fly strike is almost completely eliminated!

[brunhiddensmusings]

there is a wide variety of similar treatments for farm animals that are entirely for the animals well being pigs get their tail curled and tusks removed as babies so they dont accidentally nip each other while playing or stab each other just walking around- even a small tail nip might be fatal once the other pigs react to the scent of blood goats/cows often have their horns removed as babies as well both for obvious reasons to prevent stabbings but also to prevent them from growing in weird that can cause pain and infection for the animal chickens and other poultry, especially pet ones or hobby farms, might have their flight feathers clipped to prevent them from flying over fences, where their life expectancy is nill outside the farm/owners enclosure

[rabbitfishes]

Very good and valid points but please tell me what you mean by “might be fatal once the other pigs react to the scent of blood” before I lose my marbles

[battlships]

Pigs are omnivores and cannibals. Fun fact if you ever have need to dispose of a body, tossing it in a pigpen will get rid of it real fast.

[amaronith]

There’s a reason why everyone went into a full blown panic when Dorothy fell into the pigpen in the Wizard of Oz. Pigs are vicious.

[acefandom103]

[sooske-deactivated20200915]

[mistersanity]

Fun fact: in the 18th century in France a pig was publicly executed for the murder of a small child.

[lubricates]

Jake and Amy’s wedding  ❤️😭

[rchlcat]

I love this so much. His reaction to Amy’s “Your butt is the bomb”  😭

[baebiigurl]

This is one of the few reasons why @brooklyn99 is my favorite TV show! 😭

[mac-and-veggies]

Honestly this is the best show on the entire planet right now.

[mistersanity]

Destiny 2 LIVESTREAM

https://www.twitch.tv/mister_sanity_ Be sure to stop by and check it out!!

[bxrnes]

incorrect quotes ft. sambucky

via incorrectbucko on twitter

part 1 • part 2 • part 3 • part 4

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[bxrnes]

incorrect quotes ft. bucky

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part 1 • part 2 • part 4 • part 5

[bxrnes]

incorrect quotes ft. stucky

via incorrectbucko on twitter

part 1 • part 3 • part 4 • part 5

[bxrnes]

via incorrectbucko on twitter

part 2 • part 3 • part 4 • part 5

[romansroys]

“i got a thousand texans calling for gay sex in a marvel movie.” 

he really is so powerful 

[endangered-justice-seeker]

Every time he said “ma’am” you could tell he really was saying “bitch” in his head and it meant so much to me

[happily-morgan]

Just in case you forgot, she is the girl who wore a rifle around a college campus after a major school shooting.

[planetary-poisons-deactivated20]

Hi, I’m a journalism student at Kent State University. Everyone here hates Kaitlin with a passion. She gives our university such a bad name. We do not claim her. She is the biggest coward I have ever encountered. I saw her on campus recently and I went up to her to ask her a question (because I am a journalist and that’s what I do) and she could SEE the hatred in my eyes. I know this because she backed away in fear. She was like, “sorry I don’t do that” and I was like, “Just one question” and she was literally backing away from me in fear like, “no, i’m sorry” And let me just tell you, I have neverrrrr felt more powerful. I made this biotch shake in her fuckin yeehaw boots. Fuckin ramen noodle hair ass motherfucker. Okay I’m done ranting lol sorry

[girlyghosty]

For people wondering why she was ejected from a “public” Bernie rally:

1. It wasn’t actually a public event, it was a members-only event for the American Federation of Teachers in Lordstown, OH

2. She was sitting in the press section without a press pass

3. It’s obvious she went in, knowing she would be ejected, with the intention of filming her removal and framing it as a breech of her rights.

4. I mean fuck even if that weren’t the case she’s been known to threaten people who disagree with her by asserting that she carries. I wouldn’t be shocked if people would alert security after seeing her to report her assault weapon flaunting ass as a safety concern.

5. She keeps going on about how dare they call the event private because Bernie is a socialist that “doesn’t even believe in private property” affirming she intended to also use this as an opportunity to spread inaccurate defenitions of democratic socialism and cry “hypocrisy” where there is none.

6. Seriously, fuck her. She is an evil person.

[bladesofaura13]

Never heard of her but he’ll, I’d kick her out too

[valtsv]

“being into (genuinely harmless thing which annoys some people but isn’t actually hurting anyone) is kinda cringe lol”

[valtsv]

“well if EVERYONE has cringey interests then it’s fine for me to like (actually problematic thing which is upsetting people and has the potential to cause actual harm) and if you call me out on it you’re just a big mean hypocrite”

[valtsv]

lowkey judging you if you reblog this from me without the addition 👀

[internetdruid]

I am HERE to defend the lgbt community