Haha I'm Heading Straight To Hell!

Fandom hell!!!

[nivora128]

Hey Sheila fuck you Sheila

[kittyearstodd]

Jason looks so good here I'm actually starting to like the outfit

[nightwingsgypsyrep]

As much as I love Jason Todd having a distinctly Crime Alley accent, have you considered the angst-potential of a Jason Todd with no particular accent? If there’s one thing that Jason Todd is, it’s well-travelled, and there’s a lot you can do with that…

Jason arrives at the manor sounding pure Park Row, but over the course of a few years, it softens, and Bruce can’t help but smile whenever he catches Jason’s pronunciation subconsciously mirroring his own. He even, occasionally, notices Alfred’s tight smile of acknowledgment the few times Jason’s accent skipped right over Bristol Township to be closer to the old man’s British RP.

But then Jason dies. And he crawls out of his grave and doesn’t say very much at all for a couple of years, until he finds himself subtly mirroring the Al Ghuls around him. He achieves fluency in Arabic, and speaks it with the combined influence of many long-dead nations.

This continues as Jason travels around the world to train. He spends time with the All-Caste, and just before he leaves, he notices how certain words (mostly insults, if he’s being entirely honest) have started to reflect Ducra’s own unique accent, borne of countless millennia.

Jason travels around the world, and never stays for long, rarely speaking the same language for more than a month, and just as he picks up new ways to kill, he equally picks up new ways to form words. He finally arrives in the US, to train with whichever new teacher he is spending time with that month, and he notices, when he speaks English for the first time in too long, that he sounds slightly different, but he’s not in Jersey, so he’s bound to sound a bit odd.

Then he arrives in Gotham. The helmet modulates his voice when he’s out as Red Hood, so nobody could place where he’s from anyway, but when he’s out restocking his safehouse? His Crime Alley accent isn’t as easy to draw upon as it had once been.

And when he finally takes off the helmet… well, Bruce can’t help how his detective’s brain clocks all the ways his son has changed, and how he can barely hear any Gotham at all.

[zammmmms]

Monthly Dead Robins Club Hangout

Steph: Ok boys! I've setup 3 identical sim games on these 3 pcs! You have to kill 1 of your sims and then revive them! 1st to revive a sim wins!

Jason: What's the prize?

Damian: Winner gets to pick what we eat and the other 2 have to pay for it all.

Jason: You're on! I'm winning this!

Steph: You're more likely to die and get resurrected a 2nd time.

Damian: Yeah, Steph and I have a 2 year old Sim game, and we've done challenges too!

*LOUD POUNDING ON THE DOOR*

Dick: LET ME IN! IT'S UNFAIR I DON'T GET TO JOIN THIS HANGOUT!!!

Steph: It's the DEAD Robins Club Richard! You haven't died!

Dick: I SO DIED! LEX CHOKED ME OUT THAT ONE TIME!

Jason: *Theatrically gasps and covers Damian's ears* Keep your kinks out of this Grayson! There are children here!

Damian: There are things I never wanted to learn about you Richard!

Dick: YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN!!!

[arcade-confetti]

I HATE when jason robin stories feel the need to try and teach him a lesson for a problem that never existed in the first place 😭. Jason was never in it for revenge, jason has light. And fun and hope and belief in redemption and knowledge not all criminals want to be in that situation. At least TRY to work with his run 😭

[honted0]

[gotham-blight]

Jason Todd asking Bruce why he didn’t kill joker, with his argument being

“I’m not talking about cobblepot and scarecrow or clayface. Not riddler or dent. I’m talking about him. Just him. And doing it because… Because he took me away from you.”

Shouldn’t be the most devastating sentence said in media ever, but it is.

At his core, Jason doesn’t want revenge. He wants to be loved, he wants to BE LOVED enough to avenge.

He’s a little boy, who just wanted his dad to fight for him, to fight for him.

[bruce-wayne-enjoyer]

The Robin mantle is a method of reinvention at an individual level, and the Batgirl mantle is a study on independence at an individual level.

Both mantles, at a collective level, are symbols of hope.

But I also believe that both mantles are also the exploration of what it means to be someone's child.

Like think about it?

Every Robin ever was someone's child. The triumph and tragedy of their Robinhood was that they were someone's.

Dick: created the Robin mantle as a memoir for his parents whose deaths created the fiery anger he molded himself into a better person with

Jason: was out on the streets because he was someone's son. died because he was someone's son. was resurrected because he was someone's son.

Tim: becoming Robin costed him a parent one too many times

Stephanie: was only Robin to spite her father, and along the way, forgot what it meant to be part of a family (then she'd give up her daughter later because of what Robin changed her life into)

Damian: became Robin because of the blood in his vein, raised to believe that the mantle was synonymous with familyhood for all the wrong reasons

Duke: became Robin because his home was in danger and his parents were stolen from him in the wreckage, stayed "Robin" (Signal) because it's all that might save them

It goes the same for the Batgirls

Barbara: became Batgirl to help her city and father, but all it did had worried her father to tears and made her a villain in her own home

Cassandra: used the Batgirl mantle to outgrow the sin of being the daughter of bad people, hoping the uniform would eventually absolve her of the blood in and on her

Even the Batman mantle exists and continued so because of a son's grief — Bruce's, Dick's (BotC), Damian's (future elseworlds).

The Batfamily is relevant to every character in it because the symbols and mantles exist because they are someone's child.

[arcade-confetti]

Dc writers writing a jaybin or pre-robin story need to have red hood, joker, and crowbars put on a shelf. It needs to be locked up. Prove you can handle writing the Robin run and Jason as a character on his own before you earn foreshadowing

[renviary]

jason and parental wants.

(first ever finished animatic so ols be nice to me :'))

[robs-your-robins]

There is no canonical proof but why do I fully believe that one of the Robins, in an effort to commit to the bird cryptid myth, fucking ate a worm in front of a civilian? And why am I so sure it was Steph?

[hyperfixatedfandomer]

It’s not lost on me how Jason is the only Robin to come from a life of poverty and crime, and is treated like a fundamentally broken monster in many comic books, given even less grace than Damian. “Something is not right with that boy” FUCK YOU DC. He was twelve years old. Him being slightly agressive because he knew, better than Batman or Nightwing or Barbara, how rotten Gotham was because he GREW UP in that environment did not make him evil or broken.

He just wanted to help people.

[eros-telesse]

Premis 1 and 2

*Everyone is in patrol except for Damian and Tim, who are being benched.*

Jason on comms : How's the cleaning going? *Laugh*

Tim on comms : Fuck you Jason.

Steph on comms : Come on Tim! It's hilarious!

Tim on comms : Fuck you Stephanie.

Dick on comms : But seriously how's the cleaning? I don't think someone has done a whole clean up of this place in like... Forever!

Tim on comms : *Sigh* I’d say things aren’t going too badly. Well Damian has been in the closest for the last twenty minutes and-

Damian heard on Tim comms : OH MY FUCKING GOD, I’M SO FUCKING FAR IN THIS FUCKING CLOSET THAT I CAN SEE FATHER!

Everyone on comms :

Jason on comms : AHAHAHAHAH

Steph on comms : *We hear her wheezing so hard before we hear a weird loud sound*

Cass on comms with a smirk in her voice : She fell off the rooftop.

Dick on comms : *Cackling harder*

Bruce on comms : Damian is benched for one more week.

*More laugh in the comms*

[reescookies]

Ok so we all know the Batman slapping image but I think this panel one ups it

[dirixxarsn]

every time a read a comic only because jason makes an appearance i feel like a proud parent collecting photos at my child's dance recital

[jasminteart]

At least Beef got some sleep

[a-reyy]

How often does Jason "die"?

I feel he wouldn’t check in after big missions and the rest of the bat-family think he’s dead until they see him again

Bruce writing a report on the latest Arkham break out: The casualties were minimal but Red Hood’s status is still unknown.

Jason walking into the Batcave: Hey, Bruce! Do you have an extra tire? I got a flat on my bike.

Bruce ignoring him: Status update: Red Hood is alive.

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Dick with the Titans: I haven’t seen him since and it’s kinda worrying me…

Kori: But I was with Jason yesterday. We went out to this fabulous restaurant with Roy.

Dick: So he’s ok! Thank God!… Wait a second… You went on a date with my brother?!

Kori: And Roy!

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Jason walking into the library to borrow a book: Hey Dames.

Damian:… Why do you refuse to stay dead?

Jason: what can I say, I’m m just that cool.

Damian: Cool is not a word I would use to describe you.

Jason:… What the fuck is your problem?!

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