* SPIRITUAL WEAPON

jester lavorre from critical role. sideblog to foretelled.

[mistief]

love is stored in the beaujes

[mewssings]

florence + the machine: high as hope | sentence starters

❝ i had started to crack. ❞ 

❝ you had to be an angel. ❞ 

❝ i’m so high, i’m so high. ❞ 

❝ i can see an angel. ❞

❝ love became an act of defiance. ❞ 

❝ always down to hide with you. ❞ 

❝ i started to starve myself. ❞ 

❝ i thought that love was a kind of emptiness. ❞ 

❝ i didn’t have to call it loneliness. ❞ 

❝ we all have a hunger. ❞ 

❝ they’re gonna crucify me. ❞ 

❝ how could anything bad ever happen to you? ❞ 

❝ you make a fool of death with your beauty. ❞ 

❝ i thought that love was in the drugs. ❞ 

❝ the more i took, the more it took away and i could never get enough. ❞

❝ oh, you look so free! ❞ 

❝ don’t let it get you down. ❞ 

❝ you’re the best thing i’ve seen. ❞ 

❝ for a moment, i forget to worry ❞ 

❝ i thought it doesn’t get better than this. ❞ 

❝ there can be nothing better than this. ❞ 

❝ the world is at your fingertips. ❞ 

❝ everything i ever did was just another way to scream your name. ❞ 

❝ we’re just children wanting children of our own. ❞ 

❝ i want a space to watch things grow. ❞ 

❝ did i dream to big? ❞ 

❝ do i have to let it go? ❞ 

❝ oh god, what do i know?  ❞ 

❝ there’s a special kind of sadness that seems to come with spring. ❞ 

❝ you need a big god. ❞ 

❝ you keep me up at night. ❞ 

❝ you know i still like you the most. ❞ 

❝ you can never know the places that i’d go. ❞ 

❝ you’ll always be my favorite ghost. ❞ 

❝ sometimes i think it’s getting better, and then it gets much worse. ❞ 

❝ is it just part of the process? ❞ 

❝ jesus christ, it hurts. ❞ 

❝ shower your affection. let it rain on me. ❞ 

❝ are you still awake? ❞ 

❝ a good friend told me you’ve been staying out so late. ❞ 

❝ be careful, my darling. ❞ 

❝ be careful what it takes. ❞ 

❝ from what i’ve seen so far, the good ones always seem to break. ❞ 

❝ i was kissing strangers, i was causing such a scene.   ❞ 

❝ i’ve been flying for too long. ❞ 

❝ i want you so badly. ❞ 

❝ you could be one. ❞ 

❝ hold me down. ❞ 

❝ i’m so tired now. ❞ 

❝ i can tell that i’m in trouble. ❞ 

❝ i feel like i’m about to fall. ❞ 

❝ i can hear the sirens. ❞ 

❝ i thought i was flying. ❞ 

❝ maybe i’m dying tonight. ❞ 

❝ i’m sorry i ruined your birthday. ❞ 

❝ i guess i could go back to university, try and make my mother proud. ❞ 

❝ i don’t think it would be too long before i was drunk again. ❞ 

❝ this is the only thing i’ve ever had any faith in. ❞ 

❝ you are so loved. ❞ 

❝ you were the one i treated the worst, only because you loved me the most. ❞ 

❝ we haven’t spoken in a long time. ❞ 

❝ i don’t know who I was back then. ❞ 

❝ i hope i would never treat anyone like that again. ❞ 

❝ tell me what i can do. i’ll make it up to you. ❞ 

❝ you’ve always been my north star. ❞ 

❝ i have to tell you something: i’m still afraid of the dark. ❞ 

❝ you make this cold world beautiful. ❞ 

❝ i believe her. ❞ 

❝ you’re a ‘real man’. ❞ 

❝ you only take as much as you can grab with two hands. ❞ 

❝ how’s that working out for you, honey? ❞ 

❝ do you feel loved? ❞ 

❝ i drink too much coffee and think of you often. ❞ 

❝ are you afraid? ‘cause i’m terrified. ❞ 

❝ you remind me that it’s such a wonderful thing to love. ❞ 

❝ i believe in you. ❞ 

❝ in our hearts, we know the truth. ❞ 

❝ it’s just too much. ❞ 

❝ i cannot get you close enough. ❞ 

❝ you can always find me here. ❞ 

❝ lord, don’t let me break this. ❞ 

❝ we have no need to fight. ❞ 

❝ it hurts in ways i can’t describe. ❞ 

❝ we’re sorry, we thought you didn’t care. ❞ 

❝ how does it feel now that you’ve scratched that itch? ❞ 

❝ hubris is a bitch. ❞ 

❝ the streets, they still run with blood. ❞ 

❝ give me arms to pray with instead of ones that hold too tightly. ❞ 

❝ i feel nervous in a way that can’t be named. ❞ 

❝ we were a family pulled from the flood. ❞ 

❝ i’ve always been in love with you. could you tell it from the moment that i met you? ❞ 

❝ you said it didn’t hurt at all. ❞ 

❝ he/she/they told me that he loved me, and then ghosted me again. ❞ 

❝ was it so far to fall? ❞ 

❝ it’s hard to write about being happy. ❞ 

❝ i find that happiness is an extremely uneventful subject. ❞ 

❝ there would be no grand choirs to sing about two people sitting doing nothing. ❞ 

❝ i must confess: i did it all for myself. ❞ 

❝ i gathered you here to hide from some vast unnameable fear. ❞ 

❝ the loneliness never left me. ❞ 

❝ if tomorrow it’s all over, at least we had it for a moment. ❞ 

❝ oh, darling, things seem so unstable. ❞ 

❝ this will be entirely forgotten. ❞ 

[samrriegel]

nott & jester, the toughest detectives | Campaign 2, ep 77

[ali-enby-moved]

vibe check *hugs you*

[mistief]

psst. slam the like button for a kiss from jessie

[themildhunt]

Just a leetle blue tiefling wearing a pretty cute dress, that’s all

[mistief]

hey friends, today’s mood is really! sad! over this section of mollymauk’s wiki

[littlesapphire]

I’m gonna send a message. To…..Kiri.

[mababwionarts]

I had this idea punch me in the face last night and needed to get it out.

[siriusdraws]

top 10 anime betrayals

[mistief]

                                HELLISH REBUKE !

                  ind, priv, sel.  jester lavorre from critical role.  as doodled by casper.

                         dash only   /   sideblog to foretelled   /   art   /   template 

[littlelovelymemes]

(    *    & .    —   HOZIER  LYRIC  STARTERS .

*   taken  from  his  most  recent  songs !

‘  i  couldn’t  utter  my  love  when  it  counted .  ’

‘  i  couldn’t  whisper  when  you  needed  it  shouted .  ’

‘  remember  me ,  love ,  when  i’m  reborn .  ’

‘  when  i  met  you ,  my  virtues  uncounted .  ’

‘  all  of  my  goodness  is  going  with  you  now .  ’

‘  i  was  housed  by  your  warmth ,  but  i  was  transformed  by  your  grounded  and  giving  and  darkening  scorn .  ’

‘  when  i  first  saw  you  the  end  was  soon .  ’

‘  give  your  heart  and  soul  to  charity .  ’

‘  the rest  of  you ,   the  best  of  you ,  honey ,  belongs  to  me .  ’

‘  ain’t  it  a  gentle  sound ,  the  rolling  in  the  graves ?  ’

‘  ain’t  you  my  baby ?  ’

‘  nothing  fucks  with  my  baby .  ’

‘  the  same  kind  of  music  haunts  her  bedroom .  ’

‘  i’m  almost  me  again ,  she’s  almost  you .  ’

‘  i  wouldn’t  know  where  to  start .  ’

‘  be  still  my  foolish  heart ,  don’t  ruin  this  on  me .  ’

‘  do  i  owe  each  kiss  to  lip  and  cheek  as  soft ?  ’

‘  i’ve  got  some  color  back ,  she  thinks  so  too .  ’

‘  i  laugh  like  me  again ,  she  laughs  like  you .  ’

‘  is  everything  alright ?  ’

‘  i  still  watch  you  when  you’re  groovin’ .  ’

‘  when  you  move ,  i’m  moved .  ’

‘  you  are  a  call  to  motion .  ’

‘  all  of  you  a  verb  in  perfect  view .  ’

‘  i  could  never  define  all  that  you  are  to  me .  ’

‘  move  me ,  baby .  ’

‘  when  you  move  i  can  recall  something  that’s  gone  from  me .  ’

‘  when  you  move ,  honey ,  i’m  put  in  awe  of  something  so  flawed  and  free .  ’

‘  all  the  fear  and  the  fire  at  the  end  of  the  world  happens  each  time  a  boy  falls  in  love  with  a  girl .  ’

‘  i’m  in  love  with  you .  ’

‘  that  love  soon  might  end  and  be  knowing  in  its  aching ,  it’s  shown  in  the  shaking .  ’

‘  be  still ,  my  incredible  friend .  ’

‘  you  are  unbreaking  though  quaking ,  though  crazy .  ’

‘  when  the  meaning  is  gone ,  there  is  clarity .  ’

‘  be  thankful  some  know  it  lovingly .  ’

[littlelovelymemes]

 ✰   —  —  —  BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  do you think we’re gonna die here tonight?  ’ ‘  it’s horrifying, chilling… just over all not good.  ’ ‘  should we just get this over with?  ’ ‘  he’s a fucking criminal.  ’ ‘  sharing is caring? meh, go fuck yourself.  ’ ‘  oh god, um… oh my god, i fucking hate this.  ’ ‘  stop banging on the door, you dick.  ’ ‘  what. the fuck. is wrong with you.  ’ ‘  i gotta be honest, this doesn’t really compel me very much.  ’ ‘  that was a joke that i made and then it formed your opinion on it.  ’ ‘  flip that switch. do you think that’s the murder switch?  ’ ‘  this is embarrassing. this is embarrassing for you, i think.  ’ ‘  no one’s ghost-proof.  ’ ‘  i’m ghost-proof.  ’ ‘  you’re not ghost-proof. you’re just an idiot who refuses to see proof.  ’ ‘  i’m ghost-proof, baby!  ’ ‘  that sounded like will smith!  ’ ‘  is will smith dead? has anyone checked the news?!  ’ ‘  the problem is if there’s something that attacks us down here, i’m going to hit my head on the ceiling and my skull will smash.  ’ ‘  alright, buddy. keep your wits about ya.  ’ ‘  let’s get the fuck out of here.  ’ ‘  i kind of just looked into places that would make me wanna die and i think this checks that box.  ’ ‘  did i just blind you? good, good, good. it’ll give you the vision.  ’ ‘  take a drink!  ’ ‘  i’m gonna get you all tanked.  ’ ‘  what do you expect? what insight are you trying to gather from here?  ’ ‘  maybe the noise is a little snake. can you imagine a little snake wrapped around a little pickaxe with a little hat on?  ’ ‘  i’m not trying to do that whole dismissive thing, but… i’m dismissing it.  ’ ‘  alright. alright, man. you just gotta chill.  ’ ‘  i thought ‘glory hole’ used to mean something very innocuous, though.  ’ ‘  it’s where the men fucked the earth hoping to impregnate it with gold.  ’ ‘  a bug flew up my nose.  ’ ‘  i think i’ve swallowed about six tablespoons of bugs at this point.  ’ ‘  it’s so silent aside from the bugs in my ears.  ’ ‘  a bat flew right behind you just now.  ’ ‘  that bat was straight-up going for your ass… it was an ass bat.  ’ ‘  dude, i’m so nervous.  ’ ‘  how can you be nervous with a beautiful sunset like that?  ’ ‘  there’s some pretty shitty things that have happened to people around here.  ’ ‘  can you even look at least a little bit worried?  ’ ‘  yeah, i’m fucking nervous, man. i feel like i’m gonna vomit.  ’ ‘  we’re all assholes here.  ’ ‘  i don’t know why i phrased it ‘lucky for us.’ i think i was feeling brave when i wrote this.  ’ ‘  yeah, this isn’t lucky for you at all.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna try and avoid saying ‘demon’ as much as i can.  ’ ‘  i’m not gonna let you goad me into this, i know what you’re trying to do.  ’ ‘  shut up. we’re moving on.  ’ ‘  you know what? i’m not trying to scare you, but… i got a bad feeling about this one.  ’ ‘  why are you unbuttoning your pants? we’re in public right now.  ’ ‘  oh… you’ve out-dumbed yourself.  ’ ‘  you know, i thought this was gonna be funny, but now i’m actually happy that i have it.  ’ ‘  i’m a whole other coin. just like a chill ass wheat-back penny.  ’ ‘  i’m doing it for the betterment of the science.  ’ ‘  any demons here? you got any demons out tonight? any horn-y boys or whatever they are.  ’ ‘  you may not like this… i’m gonna try to agitate it.  ’ ‘  you do what you gotta do and i’ll do what i gotta do.  ’ ‘  i’m just gonna be as crude as possible here.  ’ ‘  no, no, no. just right out of the gate. why build up?  ’ ‘  if you don’t believe then there’s nothing for you to be afraid of, right?  ’ ‘  you can be is big of a prick as you want, but i’m staying over here.  ’ ‘  if you want me off this bridge, you’re gonna have to kill me.  ’ ‘  nope! don’t loop me into your shit!  ’ ‘  stop looping me. i hate when you do this to me in demon places.  ’ ‘  i’m not part of his little charade.  ’ ‘  children will come here and tell tales about me.  ’ ‘  shut the fuck up – i’m gonna murder you.  ’ ‘  oh what a load of horse shit.  ’ ‘  oh, skip the theatrics and just go into it.  ’ ‘  if you want me off this bridge, you’re gonna have to throw me off.  ’ ‘  you gotta admit, that is an effective technique.  ’ ‘  no, it’s not an effective technique. it’s a way to get killed.  ’ ‘  that’s not how you get them, shut up.  ’ ‘  when’s the last time you ever walked into the dark woods?  ’ ‘  this is so much scarier than hunting fucking sasquatch.  ’ ‘  people usually feel overcome with emotion in here, like a violent emotion.  ’ ‘  give me a heads up if you start to feel murderous. i would appreciate that.  ’ ‘  by the way, these woods are also scary because of the people that might be in there.  ’ ‘  i mean, people are greater threats than demons or ghouls.  ’ ‘  i can’t fight, you can’t fight.  ’ ‘  you’re like one of those carwash floaty things that are out front just wiggling around.  ’ ‘  anyone doing up to no good out here?  ’ ‘  one of these times we’re gonna die.  ’ ‘  oh shit! there’s something over there. i don’t know what it is, but the bushes are moving.   ’ ‘  i just heard a scream.  ’ ‘  well, if we just make it seem like we’re in on it, like… we’re here for the cult stuff.  ’ ‘  we’re here for the cult stuff. we saw the ad on craigslist.  ’ ‘  it feels weird to even joke. i’m so fucking scared right now.  ’ ‘  oh sure they’d be hiding in the bushes. they’re cultists.  ’ ‘  i keep collecting spiderwebs on my face and now i’m just sort of immune to them. i’m just letting them accumulate.  ’ ‘  well, you are just a giant stick walking around.  ’ ‘  oh, this looks fun… an odd collection of branches. looks like a witch lair or something.  ’ ‘  hello? you can’t be doing occult stuff like this. it’s a weeknight.  ’ ‘  dude, wait. you’re fucking crazy.  ’ ‘  you need to chill. you need to chill out.  ’ ‘  hey man, it’s just a plant.  ’ ‘  we kicked goatman off the bridge, it’s ours now.  ’ ‘  goatman, are you out here in the woo– well, he’s out here in the woods ‘cause he’s not tending to his bridge.  ’ ‘  clearly. that’s why finders keepers and all that.  ’ ‘  hey, if there’s cultists out there… i gotta let you know, my pal has a water gun.  ’ ‘  i don’t like this, i don’t like this one bit.  ’ ‘  we are hearing noise from all sides at this point. it’s very blair witch.  ’ ‘  yeah, let’s leave.  ’ ‘  the name ‘steve’ doesn’t really strike fear into the heart.  ’ ‘  i’ll go along with this. fun gimmick.  ’ ‘  well demons, it’s been fun.  ’ ‘  as we snuff these candles so too do we snuff you from this mortal world, you fucking wimp.  ’ ‘  this bridge is officially mine. they’ll tell legends of me here.  ’ ‘  oh god, i feel like i’ve gone to the dark side.  ’ ‘  just gloat a little bit. this is a win for you.  ’

[clayric]

❀ ❝ open starter. ❞ | mutuals only.

“hey, come here a second, if you don’t mind.”

caduceus’ voice is quiet when he speaks, beckoning the other closer, a gentle smile dancing on his features. once they’re within arm’s reach, the firbolg rests a warm, long-fingered hand upon their shoulder, before bending down to meet their height and pressing his broad, flat-bridged nose to the other’s in a quiet sign of a affection.

“oh yeah,” he hums, eyes close and grin widening, “i needed that. you looked like you needed it too.”

[mistief]

as  the  firbolg  brings  himself  down  to  her  height  ,  a  stillness  jester  hasn’t  quite  felt  in  some  time  settles  in  her  energetic  bones.  caduceus  is  warm  and  enveloping  as  they  share  a  fluttering  breath ,  and  jester  almost  giggles,  but  doesn’t  ;  instead  letting  the  quiet  moment  stretch  out  and  grow  around  them  like  the  broad  branches  of  the  giant  tree  they’ve  nurtured  toward  an  ever  darkened  xhorhassian  sky. 

lamps  of  magically  contained  sunlight  flicker  ,  casting  a  dim  golden  glow  around  the  pair  of  them  as  jester’s  tail  swishes  back  and  forth  in  an  adoring  glee  ,  melodic  giggle  now  bubbling  past  her  lips  ,  unable  to  be  contained  as  she  nuzzles  her  nose  against  caduceus’  ,   a  brimming  warmth  in  her  chest  as  she  feels  his  rumbling  voice.

jester  takes  his  hand  in  her  own  ,  twining  the  firbolg’s  long fingers  with hers  and  making  no  effort  to  move  from  their  proximity  until  he  does.     “   this  is  nice.   ”   she  rumbles  back  ,  sharp-toothed  smile  only  growing  with  the  effort  to  mimic  the  chesty  bass  of  caduceus’  tone  in  her  own  lilting  accent.

[mistief]

i’ve done nothing here so like for a jester to raid your blog for something to throw in your inbox. 

[mistief]

“  so i’m standing there , barbecue sauce on my titties--  ”

[thekingofthewolves]

What if they made flower crowns together in each others’ colors 

Jester’s is sugar pea, Cad’s is cornflower