far longer than forever

i'm probably crying over a video game at this very moment

[ozempicofficial]

[vibratome]

[maidthings]

i drank two glasses of water and nothing happened

[esthermika]

that was placebo water

[skippyisntfunny]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Pulitzer Prize type shit

[wizardshark]

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

[silky-selkie]

He ate the entire picnic

[theehorsepusssy]

[kosmogrl]

me every day cause I don’t understand anything

[lmaonade]

[knishy]

[eatpussypraylove]

Favorite adderall review

[joebidensbignaturals]

[ralfmaximus]

You have to watch the dosage.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

You have to watch the dosage.

[teathattast]

[sygol]

Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.

very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke

[vivi-mire]

the what now

[goldensunset]

[topherchris]

[girlnephew]

[electricpurrs]

i didnt even realize this was a porn bot i was like yeah thats a regular text post on tumblr dot com

[neon-junkie]

what do you mean hes fictional. i need him