Welcome to my house of Kats

Hey, guys. You can call me Kat. I like to write things and stuff. I'm always chill with like requests and stuff. Or if you just want to talk. I'm chill with talking about anything .

[mattmcguigan]

an important lesson about making mistakes:

you can still get a cookie

[anti-terf-deactivated20170715]

How does a robot eat a cookie?

[mattmcguigan]

I think you misunderstand mailbot’s intentions

[vaguelyethereal]

THIS IS SO CUTE

[smallmomoart]

SCREAMING NOISES

[fannypakc]

[chasekip]

all starters: hey im just gonna follow behind you! i’m pretty new around here so i’ll just let you lead the way if thats ok

magikarp:

LESSS GOOOOO!!! WHATS THAT UP AHEAD I THINK ITS A GYM TODAYS GONNA BE THE DAY I EVOLVE!!! I LITERALLY CANNOT WALK OR BREATHE ON LAND AND IM STILL FASTER THAN YOU HURRY UP!!!!

[ultra-plus-ultra]

I’m a fucking sucker for “gentle giant” characters like theres nothing better than seeing a character who could crush you but is also a fucking sweatheart

[riddlermethis]

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

[jokesarefunny]

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

[stephendann]

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

[gameraboy]

“A Sticky Situation” (1960) by Carl Barks

[bogleech]

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.

[cheese24k]

Goat gives it all it’s got

[cloudstreamer-deactivated201710]

goat: mwaahh

dude: aww, that’s so wimpy, come on, give it all you got! GO!

goat: mwaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

dude: yeaaah

[phloater]

[534546556676-deactivated2017103]

original

[pokemontrainerwaluigi]

Of course the Norwegians are responsible for this masterpiece

Also check out the original!! It is so relatable

@bran-draws-things

[parentless-suggestions]

“wow you’re so mature for your age!!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!!!!”

thanks, i raised me myself

[chryselephantinechaos]

Also see: “aren’t you too old now to be acting like this??!?!?!??!?!?!????”

i never had a real childhood

[cracked]

Why Everything You Know About Vikings Is A Lie

[werebearbearbar]

True story - There are historical accounts (well, there’s at least one historical account) in which English people whine about how the Norse men bathe so often they’re able to seduce the local women away from their husbands.

[systlin]

^^^ Yep. Turns out the women were way more into the hot well groomed muscular dudes who liked to smell nice.

[kasaron]

*Hot, well groomed men who liked to smell nice and knew their way around sharp objects.

[systlin]

“I just don’t know why you couldn’t marry a local boy sweetie.” 

“What can I say dad, Hjalmar bathes regularly, smells nice, has shoulders, can wield a sword and can wield his sword ifyaknowwhatImean, and when he comes back from raids likes to shower me in rare gifts from overseas. Look at this necklace! The amber beads came from the lands of the Rus! Also, he’s teaching me how to shoot a bow and use a spear because he thinks it might be nice if I could go on raids too someday.”

[finding-my-path-of-healing]

Me to my family: I love you!!!

Me: *literally feels no connection to them and is numb*

Me to my friends: You’re all the best and we’ll be friends forever!

Me: *doesn’t know the concept of time and keeps forgetting about having friends who care*

[allibie]

This is important.

[the-tree-line]

for the love of everything please watch the whole thing

[pickleston]

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

this is exactly tumblr when someone makes up some historical bullshit

[re-hashed]

[korpsekobain]

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

[chasekip]

top 10 pokemon gold leaked prototype sprites

10. funny fish guy

9. ghost friends

8. pikachu’s little cousin

7. the most circular boy around

6. phanpy but hes just chillin

5. this thing

4. big chin eel

3. bald igglybuff

2. just a dog with some nice hair

1. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

thanks for coming to my ted talk

[stoportotouch]

hey does anybody want to see my collection of slightly distorted pictures of cats as viewed through glasses

[stoportotouch]

too late i’ve decided for you that you do

here they are