Queen of tantrum

Not that kind of mistress, sorry to disappoint. ❤️ Mindennapi panaszainkat add meg nékünk, hogy legalább mások jót röhögjenek rajta. Fics under #mrs ori writes, drawings #mrs ori draws; puns under #árpádné pehely and #pundering. Profile pic from @brgzmpff

[formlab]

Parallel Metropolis, Yang Yongliang Studio

[kosmogrl]

[kumboochies]

[willgrahamscock]

Oh here we go. What new fucking gender is that flag in your bio

THE HUNGARIAN FLAG???

[willgrahamscock]

happy pride hungary

[magoriasocrah]

@edsdame new pride flag dropped!

[edsdame]

hungarian gender ftw

[kiskezitcsokolom]

ő/őt 👍

[milkandvoid]

[luulapants]

Got into a discussion about emergency response at a professional retreat recently and everyone was going on and on about agility, and I was like, "Okay but what about contingency?"

And they were like "What?"

And I was like, "Agility isn't the ultimate form of preparedness. Contingency is. Agility still requires you to flounder and figure out a solution in the moment, but if you have a contingency plan, all you have to do is implement it."

And they were like "But you can't make contingency plans for every situation!"

And I was like, "Yeah, you basically can if you just identify all of your basic dependencies and contingency plan around the loss of any dependency," and then I gave a few examples.

And they all stared at me like I'm an alien.

Anyway, that's how I figured out I'm Batman-coded and also learned how Batman must feel talking to supposedly professional superheroes who never bothered to run disaster scenarios until I pointed out that it's insane that they don't already have a plan for if Superman turns evil.

[nestofstraightlines]

There’s a phrase that really stuck in my head around this. It was from one of the British divers who enacted the Thai caving rescue, though I couldn’t tell you which one or which interview.

As he described to the interviewer a moment of panic and how he he overcame, the interviewer said, in one of those, summarise-last-answer-given-with-appropriate-levels-of-respect-in-order-to-proceed-to-next-question phrasing’s, “Wow, so you rose to the occasion -“

And the diver said, “No, actually people always get that exactly wrong. In an unexpected and urgent situation you don’t rise to the occasion. You sink to the level of your training.”

[throckmortons-thrussy]

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[lavieencerise]

old person: i need you to go to this place

me: ok just give me the name of the place or the address and i can find it no problem

old person: you go down the road for exactly 9 intersections and turn left

me: the address

old person: you’re gonna go down that road for about the length of six football fields until you come to a grey building, turn there

me: the address

old person: that’ll take you into the woods, you’re gonna want to take a turn at every elm tree you see– i trust you know how to identify elms

me: address

old person: by then you will have reached the gnome encampment, their chief will give you a lantern that will help you on your quest, but only after you help him find his magic beans,

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[identifying-deer-in-posts]

So quick question. In posts with more than two images and multiple species, would you all prefer if I added in which images have each species?

For example, in a post with 5 pictures:

Sika deer (Cervus nippon) (1)

Red deer (Cervus elaphus) (2, 4, 5)

European fallow deer (Dama dama) (3)

Or is the current system (where I just list the species) clear enough?

Thoughts?

Image numbers

Just the list

Remaining time: 1 day 17 hours

[captain-price-returns]

Soldier your mission is to be a seat filler at our 80 year old president's big birthday fight! Strong sexy hunks ONLY! Absolutely NO uggos!

[transhuman-priestess]

I shouldn’t be surprised that Trump and Hegseth went “No Fats, No Femmes, No Asians.” So that one is on me.

[anxietyproblem]

[bigbigtruck]

quotes taken from the source

(the 4th one is Bumpus wanting dinner, friends can back me up on this)

[shutyourmoustache]

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

[party-gilmore]

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!

[countrygypsywt]

[zeroz2ro]

Hargitai túlélte, Ruff lepasszolta a válaszadást!

[mistressorinoco]

Bevallom baromira élveznék egy olyan megemlékezést, ami arra koncentrál h hogyan építette újjá az országot IV. Béla, és nem arra h dicsőség-siralom-siralom.

Régi nünükém a ‘cseréljük le a Parlament épületét’ mellett az, hogy máshogy (is) kellene beszélni, beszélgetni, tanítani a történelmünket.

[paleobiogeografia]

Nem kötözködésni szeretnék, de IV. Béla a tatárjárás után építkezett, a Mohácsi csatánál II. Lajos volt aki sokat cselezett, de az utolsó Cselébe belefulladt

[mistressorinoco]

Asszem ez az anyaság megeszi az agyat dolog valós. Tudom h tudod h igazad van, de az a durva h én is tudom O.o vagy legalábbis korábban tudtam.

(Mentségemre legyen mondva, tegnap a wc-illatosítót is sikerült úgy feltennem h a klotyó külső oldalára. Amúgy 3000+ fős rendezvények teljes grafikai tervezését és gyártáselőkészítését tolom kompetensen…..)

[zeroz2ro]

Hargitai túlélte, Ruff lepasszolta a válaszadást!

[mistressorinoco]

Bevallom baromira élveznék egy olyan megemlékezést, ami arra koncentrál h hogyan építette újjá az országot IV. Béla, és nem arra h dicsőség-siralom-siralom.

Régi nünükém a ‘cseréljük le a Parlament épületét’ mellett az, hogy máshogy (is) kellene beszélni, beszélgetni, tanítani a történelmünket.

[131-di]

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

[medicalalucard-deactivated20201]

talk dirty to me

[illogicalhumanoid]

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

[131-di]

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

[leaf-jelly]

i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

[carbink]

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

[paulsrockinpagoda]

my counter:

piccolo trombone 

[gottabeastringplayer]

I’m both glad and sad that string players are only limited to violin, viola, cello, and bass. Can you imagine a contrabass? Or a piccolo violin????

[wielderofscythes]

String players are not limited to just those.

I present, THE OCTOBASS

It’s so big that it needs keys to hit the strings.

And in the reverse direction there exists the Pochette. Translated from French, it means pocket, as it was a pocket sized violin like instrument.

[katherine-xari]

[krisdoesart]

This is amazing

[anais-ninja-bitch]

someone post the archlute

[cargopantsman]

This one?

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Subcontrabass C ocarina

[greater-than-the-sword]

Legend of Zelda: The Subcontrabass Ocarina of Time

[hey-its-saturn]

this is my favorite post i think i’ve reblogged it like 4 times

[girl-detector]

[butterfly-sapphic]

I present to you, the Contrabass recorder.

[the-davest-of-uncles]

If all these instruments would play at the same time, humpback whales worldwide would sing along.