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But I know that's not true. That's just fantasy. Kid's stuff.

I SAW THE TV GLOW (2024) dir. Jane Schoenbrun

"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store

rogers-carter

THE MUMMY 1999 | dir. Stephen Sommers

miggylol

You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

Are you still buying the house?

🥳 Yes! Are you kidding?!!! Now I'm buying the house BECAUSE of the ghost!!!!!

😊 Yes. I'm happy to have found this house, and the ghost is a nice addition.

😶 Yes, but the ghost doesn't play into my decision at all.

😒 Yes... I guess. I'm not happy, but I'm not passing up an affordable house.

❌ No. I've found my limit, and this ghost is past it.

Voting ended onMay 11, 2025

#A heartbroken bride ghost who weeps softly in the hall #yeah obviously #shes just a depressed roommate

joeyclaire

wait ok now i'm curious how old were you when you joined tumblr and how old are you now

#prev literally same #15 and now im 29

lakevida

aarontveit

READY OR NOT | 2019 dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, Tyler Gillett

nonbinarybeartrade

sorry your boyfriend was just so sweet and bruised and mushy we made him into a bananas bread

dreamywolfdd

shadow must harness his new powers

#sonic

bugthingsdaily

today's bug thing is this caterpillar cake!

fadeintoyou1993

im gonna be so fucking sick

#twin peaks

punkitt-is-here

RICK ASTLEY OFFICIAL COVER OF PINK PONY CLUB BY CHAPPEL ROAN???

killerqueengray

thegeekgene

Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened

"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"

"we don't read that shit"

"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"

That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT