Mj

please read toaru https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1VwyUuZ0OzaN3_K6Qi6shzD94tjwKx3kK | suffering is not a virtue. take the damn tylenol. | you can do whatever you want forever.

[evergreen-femme]

direct deposit hits

me at michaels: BRING OUT MICHAEL

[thatgirlonstage]

Please don’t let fandom ruin something you love. Walk away and unfollow the fans and enjoy the thing by yourself, or find a limited circle of people who ignore the discourse, or get your irl friends into the thing and collectively ignore the Internet community, or blacklist from here to the moon if you need to and only ever scroll through your rarepair ship’s tag on AO3. But don’t let fandom distort a show or a movie or a book or a comic you used to love so badly that you can’t enjoy the original anymore. Please. It isn’t worth it.

[caspercryptid]

I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird

[things-that-are-not-true]

Your blog would be considerably funnier if you trusted your readers to interface with your ideas rather than relying on a cheap, hack this-is-the-punchline url.

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[dreamyintersexpuppy]

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

[dreamyintersexpuppy]

I have had so many bad takes on this post and not only is this a breath of fresh air, I’m gonna kiss you for it, you get me

[jakegyllenhaalsteeth]

hi mutual who’s cooler than me hi hi please don’t shoot me with a gun

[pokemoniker]

Like i can’t even say this given some of the trash i’ve read but sometimes i get the urge to rip everything apart and say CONSUME MEDIA THAT IS GOOD!!!! GOOD THINGS ARE GOOD!!!!!!!! HAVE TASTE FUCKER

[pokemoniker]

nobody (including me) is ever allowed to read or enjoy "comedy" "action" "adventure" "shounen" we must all spend seven years exclusively reading tragic incestuous graphically abusive romance where one or both parties die that leaves the reader triggered crying shaking etc until we emerge enlightened from the cave

[sociallyunacceptableart4]

This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies

[mando-lore]

Assignment misunderstood. I have now built a city.

[mando-lore]

[mando-lore]

Give it a day

[alexaloraetheris]

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[cpericardium]

My inbox is open for health & fitness tips. how to get absolutely jacked, shredded, ripped, cut like a diamond

[cpericardium]

but not if it's like, hard

[elcuervoborracho]

steroids

[heyitschartic]

Steroids

[cpericardium]

Anyone else

[rumplefuckingstiltzkin]

First you establish a routine of exercise, with a rotating focus on which muscle groups you want to emphasize.

Then you shape up your diet to compliment that exercise. Sometimes this means eating more calories than before, but it usually always means pursuing good sugars like apples over bad sugars like soda. And lots of proteins.

If you're able to keep that up for a month, do a week of ketosis.

Then, just start over from step 1 again. Do this cycle forever. It builds and tones muscle, and then 'cuts' down on body fat. But the most important thing is to mix it up with the excercises and have fun with it. Never push yourself too hard for too long. It doesn't have to be every day. You can have rest days. Remember: if you do not choose when you rest, your body will choose when you rest whether you prefer it right then or not.

The commitment to and repetition of those patterns of exercise are the second most important thing. Teaching your body to work in a different way is like teaching yourself to play a musical instrument. Practice, practice, practice.

The pitfalls are numerous, but never, never ever forget-- I cannot stress this enough-- to take it sleazy.

[cpericardium]

I said not if it's hard

[aredredrosebyanyothername]

Steroids

[van1llaskys]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[teaboot]

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

[justlightmeonfire]

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

[teaboot]

Also the amulet

[whimsicalmayhem]

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

[teaboot]

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

[madeofklay]

I saw this perfectly in my head and had to recreate it

[teaboot]

Holy Shit

[fairycosmos]

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

[fairycosmos]

not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys

[harrenhals]

one of the most comforting constants on this website is when a long-running show comes to an end and all the people who gaslit themselves to the point of psychosis over a ship that would never be canon go apeshit

[lh7]

for sale: makorra bottles, never popped

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[stavarosthearcane]

Good Job.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

[heroofthreefaces]

do you think no one else has time travel

[3000s]

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

[3000s]

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry