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bip bop

[catchymemes]

[sexygaywizard]

kinda ingenious. don't know if i would let him hit but this would charm me

[catasters]

[teioh]

👍

[radgepacket-deactivated20241030]

parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound

[hanesbeefytshirt]

[dogmouthhorse]

[thathousekilledmasterchauncy-de]

[rnismatch]

(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?

[stuckinapril]

Daily affirmations

[escuerzoresucitado]

[6qubed]

weeeeeeeeeeee

[youaremyeverlovin]

[alivehouse]

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

[lakevida]

going thru mood swings makes me feel like a sim its so embarrassing

[lakevida]

(weeping on the floor for ten minutes immediately followed by cleaning the kitchen with a placid smile) sul sul

[akashicrecord]

Breast implants can be haunted and/or cursed just like any other object. People don't realize this and it always comes back to bite them in the clit

Can you come off anon and talk better yet start a podcast with me

[only-cat-memes]

[nasirlye]

[yasfera2-deactivated20220905]

[joshpeck]

Ain't it scary being 24?

Like 25 is such a strong number on the horizon.

actually aging is a gift so jot that down

[muddyviolets]

I see it is time to bring back the wisdom toad

[doubleca5t]

Can I get a, uh, post?

[venort]