MkFusionInk

Honestly, who the fuck knows Also I write books here : https://m.tapas.io/series/Zodiac-of-the-Dragon--The-Warlocks-War

[beaky-peartree]

Du kannst nicht "Geschlecht" ohne "schlecht" buchstabieren

[beaky-peartree]

i would post this joke in english but it doesn't translate very well

[i-suggest-cdrw]

no i think it translates just fine actually

[mostlyfate]

Are you okay?

[mkfusionink]

Now that Biden is in office, I propose all democratic family members STOP toning down their democratic values in front of republican family members to appease them.

[mkfusionink]

The theme song of Pirates of Carribbean should be some rum drunk dude scream yelling “Everybody hates the British” over and over again without auto tune

[jaubaius]

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

[waffilicious]

imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move

and then just left

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

Domestic terrorist masterpost

Masterpost of identified insurrectionists who participated in the violent attempted overthrow/coup of the US government on 7 January 2021.

Richard “Bigo” Barnett of Gravette, Arkansas, who broke into the Capitol and stole mail from Speaker Pelosi’s desk.

Jon Schaffer from heavy metal band Iced Earth under record label Century Media Records.

Known Nazi Matthew Heimbach.

Nicholas Rodean of Frederick, Maryland.

Photos and IDs courtesy of @HomeGrownTerrorists on Instagram.

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Emily Lewis of Dayton, Ohio, now fired from her job at Taylor Communications.

Adam Johnson of Palmetto, Florida, seen here stealing a podium during the violent invasion of the Capitol Building. His wife is Dr. Suzanne Johnson at Davita Medical in Palmetto, Florida.

Pro wrestler James DeFalco aka “Jimmy Jact Cash”. Seen in the news previously for defrauding members of his now-bankrupt gyms of hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Derrick Evans recently elected to West Virginia’s House of Delegates. It takes a special kind of domestic terrorist to try to overthrow the federal government while holding an elected position.

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Jenna Ryan a realtor in Frisco, Texas. Are you allowed to hold a realtor’s license when you’ve committed a federal crime? I definitely wouldn’t want her having keys to my house.

Elizabeth Koch from Maryville, Tennessee. Props for outing yourself for federal crimes on national television. Double props for rubbing your eyes with an onion on camera and claiming you got maced.

Paul Davis former Associate General Counsel and Director of HR for Goosehead Insurance Company who fired him for domestic terrorism - and probably also gross incompetence. What kind of lawyer does a media interview while committing a federal crime? I’m guessing the State Bar of Texas is going to disbar him as well but we’re still waiting on that news.

Kristopher Drew licensed cosmetologist at Hair by Kristopher Drew. I’m not sure whether you’re allowed to be a cosmetologist and have a criminal record at the same time but I guess we’re about to find out.

Aaron Mostofsky son of Kings County Supreme Court Judge Steven (Shlomo) Mostofsky. Per the Jewish Telegraphic Agency, “Mostofsky’s brother Nachman, the executive director of Chovevei Zion, a politically conservative Orthodox advocacy organization, as well as a Brooklyn district leader and vice president of the South Brooklyn Conservative Club, also attended the rally Wednesday but did not enter the Capitol.”

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Josiah Colt domestic terrorist and owner of FunnelCraft Co. in Boise, Idaho.

On the left is Nick DeCarlo from Murder the Media and on the right is Nick Ochs, Nazi and member of the Proud Boys. This pair of domestic terrorists posed for a photo inside the Capitol Building during their violent insurrection against the US Government.

Zach Crandall who outed himself for federal crimes.

Eduardo “Nick” Alvear seen here smoking pot inside the Capitol Building because why commit just one federal crime when you can commit two at once and document them both on film at the same time amiright.

[kaijuno]

Lake Michigan

[notjustanygay]

Ocean*

[kaijuno]

I mean, Lake Michigan is big enough to be a sea. All the Great Lakes are, they’re not considered seas because they’re not all at sea level, they’re all freshwater, and they’re not directly connected to the ocean (they’re only connected through rivers and lochs)

Small lakes don’t have noticeable waves but because the Great Lakes are so big there’s enough room for the air to downdraft across it (which is also why in Michigan you get lake effect weather and so it can be a blizzard one day and 70° the next)

[grumpycakes]

My grandmother, who grew up in Puerto Rico, when seeing Lake Michigan for the first time with my grandfather exclaimed, “This is not a lake, it is a sea!”

[61below]

Lake Superior has tides. They’re not as dramatic as the actual ocean’s of course. But still. For every storm that kicks up 200ft spray and waves that crash over the tops of the lighthouses on the piers, there’s days when you can’t tell where the water meets the sky.

Lake Superior doesn’t have a monster, Lake Superior IS the monster.

[a-talking-potato]

lake superior (gichi-gami in ojibwe) has enough water in it cover both america’s in a foot of it. it contains 10% of the worlds fresh surface water! it’s 1333 ft deep!!! she’s Big

[mecasloth]

They say that she doesn’t give up her dead either. 

[wizened-beanie-baby-moved]

Man living nearby all the great lakes when I first saw what Most people consider a lake, I thought it was just a super big pond kinda thing

[fostertheory]

There’s a reason why they’re called “great” lakes.

[whycellothurr]

[zhongwen-lingblr]

Word of the Day:

圣诞快乐🎄🎁🎅

Shèng dàn kuài lè

Merry Christmas!

[twitterlols]

[thefuzzydave]

The Headlines of 2020

[tfjvinyl]

me, every time i come across a post listing the symptoms of adhd:

[artissijamm]

[for-mi-ca-tion]

The ADHD community actually encourages self-diagnosis, especially in adults! It is hard or even impossible to get diagnosed with adult ADHD if you weren’t diagnosed as a child because the medical system sucks. And if your psych doesn’t work in pediatrics then you probably know more about ADHD and how it affects you than they do.

[finnglas]

Also if you’re AFAB of a certain age, probably you weren’t able to be diagnosed as a child because - lol - back when I was a kid the common wisdom was “girls don’t get ADHD,” it was a “boys-only” affliction, which is some bullshit. There’s a lot that went into why that was, but anyway basically, self-dx all day long kids. In fact, here you go: https://add.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/adhd-questionnaire-ASRS111.pdf

A self-report questionnaire for diagnosing adult ADHD. 

[randomramblesofaraven]

this honestly means so much to me. <3

[roll1uptwice]

[tipsymaple-blog]

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

[reptilequeendazzlestorm]

reblog if u never did

[politijohn]

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[mkfusionink]

????are Tumblr users real people??? Do u masquerade as a normal person irl??? Is that why I don’t know anyone???

[catchymemes]

[morepopcornplease]

i would die for grinch.