Yesterday's Jam

Welcome. Here you will find the things I find entertaining enough to waste most of my time on. Mostly fandom stuff probably. A list of my favorite randoms appears on my about me. If you know me, I apologize. Oh goodness I apologize. And suggest that you run far away and rethink your decision to search my dwelling place. But as for everyone else, ENJOY! (Or not, I really don't care)

[beemovieerotica]

dear people with OCD: the next time you have spiraling & intrusive thoughts, what-ifs, or catastrophizing scenarios, I am sending a cardigan-wearing 46-year old NYU professor directly into your brain and he says "Aaaaand scene!!!" and he claps his hands slowly. and he says "Wow. Wow. Powerful stuff. Evocative imagery. A little bit post-modern, a little bit hysterical realism in the vein of Don Delilo but let's pause right here." and you will recognize your thoughts as a perplexing avant-garde film shown to an audience of 15 liberal arts students who are now trying to get a good grade and sleep with their professor.

[catchymemes]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

No matter how suspicious you might find the neighbor who never opens their blinds, they will never be as suspicious as the neighbor who wants free reign to peek in through people’s windows.

[anarchocolate]

I like this analogy, who do you trust more, the person closing their blinds or the person watching through the windows

[thememedaddy]

[greelin]

can i just die in your arms without you making it gay. Come on man

[greelin]

i’m trying to bleed out here. can you not make this weird. Can you do that for me

[greelin]

people will try sooooo hard to apply their own personal tastes to who you, personally, find attractive and it’s so bizarre. “i can’t believe you’d fuck him” Well Elizabeth someone has to. and for me it’s a privilege and an honor

[greelin]

“he’s not hot to me” damn that’s so crazy. Who asked

[chester-benningtons]

[swampgallows]

[catchymemes]

[filmtvtoday]

#he really said we cope through humor

[mlethecomposer]

I’m just getting into acotar(started last week and I’m halfway through book 3) and I don’t have anyone who will read it so I can talk with them about it someone send the troops😭😭

[cassianfanclub]

ITS A GREAT DAY TO BE AN ELRIEL

From Sarah’s interview with TODAY

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

Unpopular opinion but an adult still living at home with their birth family doesn’t owe you an explanation for why they’re living there. 

It could be an illness/disability they have that’s not fully visible. Maybe they want to be around to care for their aging parents. Maybe the rents in their area are so disgustingly, astronomically high that it really doesn’t make sense for them to move out. Maybe they just don’t trust strangers enough to move into shared accommodation. No matter what it is, it’s not your business. 

[neofooturism]

or maybe they’re not american

[eldenturtle]

Tumblr is collectively doing this thing where we’re an old woman in the village minding our business and making our soup but the new gentrified neighbors want to come over and see if we’re interested in starting a Home Owner’s Association and so now we gotta pretend to be a crazy old lady who does devil sacraments and maybe will come to stand in front of their house at night and stare in their windows if they talk to us.

[cyberpriestess]

you say that like we didn't before - it's soup by day, sacrament by night

[joasakura]

A granny in the sheets, Baba Yaga in the streets

[iiamart]

[vagoonabeach]

it wasn't "some reason", it was 2D animators being unionized and 3D not being unionized. and the simple truth that capitalism kills art.

[wevolksbevolksen]

Yes. Of course. It couldnt be because that 2d animation just wasnt as popular as its 3d contemporaries? Not everything is CapTiaLism BaD as much as youd like it to be.

[cadhla182]

Yeah, hon, clearly it's because the visuals of A Bugs Life wowed people more than Prince of Egypt.

[sizvideos]

Thanks to One Third Stories, kids can learn foreign languages the easiest way possible. Get more information here

[language-princess]

THIS IS THE FUTURE I’M SO EMOTIONAL I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES

[babelplanetvlog]

Why hasn’t this existed for years???

[containslanguage]

This HAS existed for years, actually! Check out “The Avion My Uncle Flew” (2004), an exciting YA book that starts off in English and ends up completely in French.

I’ve always thought the concept was brilliant, and I’m extremely pleased to hear that Jonny and Alex are taking it further :)

[andhumanslovedstories]

Rhodey meeting Shuri like “I must ask of you a favor I’m not worthy of but that we all need” and five minutes later, Stark Industries website is hacked and every usage of “Stark” is replaced with “Stank” 

[andhumanslovedstories]

They meet up again at Tony’s funeral, and Rhodey is like, “I’m so glad you’re alive again. We needed you and we missed you. Having said that, I have a potentially insensitive sounding request to make,” and Shuri, already hacking in to every obituary, is like, “No, it’s what Tony Stank would have wanted”

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

game called is this a supernatural episode title or a fallout boy song

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

if you 100% this we are in the asylum together <3

[cruellesummer]