[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[ghost-faces-deactivated20250916]

do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste

[saintjasperira-deactivated20250]

demonic possession wouldn’t even affect me, i would just assume it’s The Symptoms

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[mlnochi]

How does one reconnect with friends that you haven't spoken to in around a decade on this site? 🫪

[slimetony]

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

[teaboot]

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

[slimetony]

I’m not really in any position to be picky

[cutiepieism]

[mikufanclub]

without cuteness life is not worth living

[miniaturize]

the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you

[bluechanas]

ai this ai that how about we invent a printer that works first

[kuttithevangu]

The thing about the moon is maybe you don’t need to write a poem about the moon. The moon’s been done, we’ve discussed it. It’s a coin a mirror an eye a lantern in the darkness. It’s a rock in space. It’s the dang moon we’ve all seen it! Is there something you can notice that’s is more surprising than the moon???

[creekfiend]

[maelwife]

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

[pussyluvr2000]

Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story

[gentlekiss]

gk

[chromaticabrasions]

oh my GOD i hope no one realizes i have multiple facets

[chromaticabrasions]

oh thank god…

[sunb1eeder]

[maridoodles]

silly thief king doodles