big fucking crab!!!!!

Lucy, 24. I'm just doing this for attention.

[evil-puppetmaster]

I thought you liked catholics?

That’s a fetish. Good for roleplay but not earnestly irl. I like their horny art. But ultimately the Catholic Church is an enemy of humanity.

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[boxylic]

My first canvas!

[boxylic]

Glow up on the letters

[neurodivergentaf]

im dying i completely forgot this conversation i had with a friend three years ago 😭

[akashicrecord]

me using my jailbroken wiimote to anally pleasure a man in kentucky 400 miles away

[akashicrecord]

Can somebody please @ emily blunt on twitter and show her this

[gaystation4]

[a-sentient-cup]

[nextlevelsmp3]

been thinking about this tweet for a month straight

[fritolaycorporation]

her name is pinky pony and she loves to go on a party. so get that through your thick fucking skull

[saltedume]

[elbiotipo]

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

[elbiotipo]

Branson Reese, whoever you are, I keep your words in my heart all the time.

[kaijuerotica]

"branson reese, whoever you are" put some respect on the smooth sharks one fear man's name

[clowniconography]

this is one of the more creative hate comments i've seen and i felt the need to immortalize it

[dovvvvv]

[moon111111]

[skopostheorie]

[localgothdiz-archive]

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[resident-idiot-simp]