bunger bunger bunger bunger

they call me autism supreme they/them Scottish don’t ask me for a fandom list I’ll kill you

[dogpuppy]

[endreal]

a shōnen style cooking anime done in a wuxia/kung fu style would be a funny gimmick. I've been sitting here for the past few minutes thinking of how different parts of cooking could be called and reframed in the same style as martial arts techniques. salting your pasta water? "snow falls on ocean!". rolling out dough for cookies? "mystic staff flattens earth!" dicing an onion? "one hundred aromatic cuts!" baking a cake? "island rises out of lake!" twisting pretzels? "serpent strikes from both ends!" tossing pizza? "Mario's heavenly palm!" do you see my vision in the kitchen, friends?

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

Does not look uhhh good

[everythingfox]

Swirly boy

(via)

[xxcrime-bruleexx]

For those of you wondering if he’s having fun, YES!!!! HE IS!!!!!

Ferrets are good with letting people know what they do and don’t like, and with the way hes just gone floppy, hes having a blast.

Also iirc his human has stated that he will demand the spins.

[theswordofdamntheseknees]

Ferrets can be so much silly fun.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is like those animals that make their running wheels go super duper fast on purpose so that they can stop running and spin on it.

[miskhos]

tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway

[cutecipher]

thank you for putting a random white boy on my post i guess

[cutecipher]

he will be going in the acid though goodbye white boy

[aberrantemotion]

OP NO. ADDING A WHITE BOY TO A VAT OF ACID CREATES A "THE JOKER.:

[cutecipher]

fuck.

[3liza]

[utopians]

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

[utopians]

guess what post just got read aloud in poetry club tonite by an unknowing club member as I watched on in terror

[instantbees]

did anyone order Pokemon appraisal goofery without dick jokes

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[dogpuppy]

Good morning suck on the nipple that is my blog and feast on the milk that is these reels

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

many would say that whispy woods or king dedede are the most iconic recurring obstacle in kirby. i disagree. it's actually this

[orcboxer]

why is kirby facing away from us

[orcboxer]

was it something i said

[mikeyfuckinway]

"cozy bookstore" "cozy cafe with a bookshelf" "omg imagine if there was a place you could just sit and read at" we have this its called the library. you guys want to go to the library. the two college libraries near me have cafes inside and they are open to the public. people need to go to the library

[marzipanandminutiae]

I literally took my hand-sewing to a library a few months back. because it's a gorgeous Victorian library and the walk to and from gets my daily steps in and then some. also there's a cafe nearby to grab a Little treat on my way home

you can just go there and hang out!!

[teaboot]

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

[teaboot]

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products

[teaboot]

Last time Tuberculosis ran through the USA a small number of people got it on purpose to look skinny and waifish and delicate and used makeup to look flushed and bony and when the Victorians figured out tapeworms people would infect themselves on purpose to starve themselves smaller and women and now in the year of our lord 2026 there is a noticeable fraction of the USAmerican population genuinely thrilled about a treatment-resistant microbial parasite that makes you shit and vomit your brains out for a month because side effects include weight loss and STILL we talk about being skinny like it's the natural default setting for all healthy people as if it's a self-sustaining standard and not an imaginary goal that we are constantly constantly constantly beating ourselves with a whip to acheive

[strange-aeons]

Pêches

[jame7t]

I feel like it should be a crime to have your results at the top when I search “free download” if your download isn’t free. I think the death sentence has cuteness in this one instance

[giftofgabber]

every year the sweeties get more vicious