dumpster of fun

mckenna - 23 - she/her 17 different fandoms and no common sense. probably like 13% nsfw. (lbr it’s mostly acotar stuff) do not come in here with drama we’re here to have fun and practice escapism

[carys-the-ninth]

"Was this book good or was I deeply 19 when I read it:" an investigative journalism series

[starrforge]

Devour.....

[agnireed]

[otherworldly-tresses]

Good day my horniest monsterfuckers may you get pounded and bred by the mythical beast of your choice

[jame7t]

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

[jame7t]

no hope for you even at all

[steelsonnet]

Chat, I need advice. My loyal knight who guards my bedroom door has been checking in on me whilst I sleep. Today he even removed a gauntlet to brush away the stray hair that had fallen over my face (I pretended to still be asleep so I could feel his fingers against my skin).

[dudakka]

Men of Throne of glass

[hjbender]

The Four Discoursemen

[regging]

me when i have to go to my job that i willingly applied for and honestly isn’t even difficult and is on the whole pretty enjoyable

[strawbrrycowgrl]

y'all wanna talk about female characters serving cunt and yet some of you couldn't even handle nesta archeron...

[rosanna-writer]

ACOTAR Fic Recs: Western, Cowboys, Farmers, Equestrian, General Yeehaw Vibes

This one's for all the horse girls and guys in the fandom! Not an exhaustive list, just a few faves in no particular order. Please go leave these lovely authors kudos and comments (and add your own if there's a fic you love that I've missed!) <3

Feysand

Whiskey Over Wine by @shadowriel - Feyre darlin' permanently altered my brain chemistry fr Don't Want That Smoke by @witch-and-her-witcher - barrel racer Feyre is such a badass in this one!!!

Nessian

Flying Changes by @xxvalkyriesxx - I could read about Nesta competing in the Olympics forever, actually You're A Cowboy Like Me by @c-e-d-dreamer - Nesta calling Cassian "cowboy" is my new religion Cowboy Like Me by @separatist-apologist - I think this might have been the first Nessian fic I ever read, and my heart belongs to Montana!Cassian

Gwynriel

Save a Horse by @mmiscbutterflies - Gwyn and Az are both so fucking hot in this one, the BELT BUCKLE!!!!

Azris

The Embers of Us by @ofduskanddreams - messy emotional angsty perfection <3

Elucien

hopedrunk everasking by @itsybitsybluesy - Lucien is a farrier and there is literally no more attractive profession, but also this one is just so gorgeously written!

Elriel

Rosehall Farms by @yourstarsmyscars - brb running through the flower fields with my beloved GrumpyFarmer!Azriel

[whimsifae]

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

[miss-nerd-alert]

[boltlightning]

oh my god. og my god. the symbolism of it all

[juunipupu]

Knight and the enemy within

[dimalry]

obsessed with baby ivy + baby catrin (will you ever draw catrin with azriel and gwyn 🥺)

Oh like this?

It’s still a WIP but yeah 👁️👅👁️

[ouroborosmotifs]

literally how boring and dull do you have to be to dislike codependent relationships in fiction like where is the passion where is the devotion where is the worship that inevitably corrupts and destroys one if not both of them

[jame7t]

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

[jame7t]

no hope for you even at all