miss world

both here and there

[mmmadelene]

Remembered Tumblr Suddenly. Photos from a walk with my guy last night 💋

[mmmadelene]

I tried on outfits recently

[mmmadelene]

I FaceTimed my dog from the other side of the earth and I miss her so

[quiupi]

Björk’s Big time Sensuality japanese single

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

jesus on the cross w/ a six pack

[slopmaster9000]

Gaud just shut the fuck up ok just don’t even speak just don’t do anything just shut up oh my God just shut the fuck up gaud shut up

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[helpimtrappedirl]

cross-fit

[snugglyaggron]

jehova’s fitness

[averruncusho]

Rip Jesus? More like ripped Jesus

[yankee-doodle-danger]

i looked up the original and it’s not even photoshopped holy shit

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it’s like the 2nd google image search result for ‘jesus on the cross’

here’s the first:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is a really millennial feel tho

[killowave]

[helpingg]

[henryclervals]

we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh

[moonisneveralone]

This is really the post I was looking for

[joyandcrown]

today’s gentle delight: the reviews on this ikea bear

[positivity-in-pain]

let’s see the kitties!

[sortablue]

[theinfiknight]

[mmmadelene]

It’s Athena

[kyloren]

everyone: HAPPY NEW YEAR! GOODBYE LAST DECADE, HELLO NEW ONE! 2020 WILL BE THE YEAR OF PRODUCTIVITY, POSITIVITY, AND GOOD THINGS!

me, having my millionth existential crisis and painfully aware of the passage of time:

[surprisebitch]

watch until the very end

[owakita]

This is all yours

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[theehorsepuss]

[penstab]

i have a horrible misogynist rooster who only likes blonde hens so i always have to make sure i have 2-3 yellow hens around so he doesn't run anyone ragged. i didn't know this was a problem someone could have but i've had macklemore for eight slutty, slutty years and he's been overly obsessed with the blondness level of his lady friends for the entire time with no sign of slowing down so, like. props to him for sticking to his guns.

SIR, PLEASE,

[penstab]

YOU CANT JUST CASUALLY LEAVE THIS IN THE REPLIES AS IF THIS ISNT A CRUCIAL ELEMENT OF THIS HARROWING STORY

SIR!!!!!!

[papayagas]

mostly she regards him with a certain genteel confusion- no matter how many grand overtures he makes, juno’s never really figured out that he’s not just a really weird plant? since the birds mostly stay in my garden wrecking all my vegetables. 

[brodudepants]

God even the tags are gold

[anthony10000000]

Harajuku 1999

[mmmadelene]

I have been to that exact Laforet! It looks totally different now.

[misterqueasy-blog]

'how kafkaesque' i say waiting in line at the taco bell. you think im talking about the alienating bureaucracy of waiting in a single file line for food premade in another state but actually im talking about the dead cockroach in the corner