My Current Obsessions

Mary M Maffei

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[marvelismylife]

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

[roses-likethis-blog]

can’t not reblog the money dog

[conquerchaos]

Someone handed me 20 bucks today to donate to charity!

[ilosemygrip-myfocus]

I’m always so skeptical about these things but also desperate so why not

[naturally-twisted-deactivated20]

The way my bank account about to look after I pay rent…I ain’t got shit to lose🤧

[naturally-twisted-deactivated20]

SOOOOO REAL SHIT I GOT THE JOB I APPLIED FOR YESTERDAY‼️ THE MONEY DOG IS REAL BABYYY 😭

[ana-mc-ana]

Alright

[not-proana-okay]

Not risking it

[mmmaff-blog]

🤷‍♀️

[that-sokovian-bastard]

A Special Game Of Catch

by Mary Maffei ( @mmmaff )

(lilly’s thoughts):

This is so awesome! From the moment you sent it to me, I loved it. And I wholeheartedly accept and boost this headcanon, it would so happen!

[mmmaff-blog]

Aww thanks ♥️

[that-sokovian-bastard]

I just had the best idea on how to make the black widow logo better I’m gonna do it when I get home

[i-am-not-the-real-alice]

I’m so pumped

[that-sokovian-bastard]

I’m so sad I was gonna make it tonight but my pen that I use on my computer died and it takes AAAA batteries…who tf has those laying around

[i-am-not-the-real-alice]

I read AAAAAAAA (scream) batteries and went MONSTER’S INC TECH HASN’T COME OUT YET

[that-sokovian-bastard]

omg but one day we will have it

[mmmaff-blog]

AA... AAA..... AAAA!!¡¡!!

[stardustparker]

hi can we unironically bring back 2012 avengers fandom, im talking serious “everyone has their own floor on stark tower designed by tony and they all have communal movie nights” shit 

[mainflopgirl]

imagine steve getting call me maybe or something stuck in his head and then getting upset that he has to wait 70 years to hear it again

[mainflopgirl]

peggy is like “steve what’s the weather outside?” and steve is like “give me a second i’ll just google it” and then he realizes and is just sitting there like

[totaltrashmammall]

I’m sorry but the idea of Steve realizing he actually misses modern technology is the funniest shit ever

[greatpretending]

[mmmaff-blog]

Steve: oh wait I can’t. This is so sad. Alexa play despa... damnit

[quantumarvel]

a concept: morgan is scared of thunder until peter tells her that it’s her uncle thor checking on her

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

[ixrose]

#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

[urulokid]

#when is chris evans not steve rogers though

[stravaganza]

[an-other-people-deactivated2013]

#when casting is perfect I begin to wonder about Marvel #do they secretly grow these people on farms #let them loose on the world for a while to establish lives #and then cast them as the role they were grown for

[booksandwildthings]

I have

no idea

what you’re

talking about

[skeletoncl0set]

i do believe this is my fifth time reblogging this

[ilovewintersoldiersandsebastian]

apart form sebastian though he goes from this to this

[lastitalianwitcholdblog]

seb’s the weird cousin

[lovemarvel-trash]

@justaweirdthoughtstuff

[smthsmthurmum]

This is amazing oml

[i-is-surrounded-by-idjits]

Seb’s the fanboy they grew to connect with the audience

[itsanerdlife]

@snowyseba This explains everything!

[marveldcmistress]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots on pinterest. I love it.

[themcuhasruinedme]

I think you missed the other fanboy…

[ellysiacat]

Love this

[sexylibrarian1]

Everybody says Seb isn’t like Bucky… but he IS. He’s Bucky without a mask on. Bucky’s always wearing some sort of mask. Even around Steve. Seb is what Bucky would be like if he’d had the chance to just ~be~.

[that-sokovian-bastard]

UH THIS

[mmmaff-blog]

Um we’re forgetting someone…

[mmmaff-blog]

I needed to reblog this again bc I miss it

[greatpretending]

Did you see toms live??? WHAT A DORK OH MY GOSH!

Fjdkvn yes of course I saw it. I bet he fucking harrassed marvel into letting him do it lbr here

[mmmaff-blog]

True true. But still that boy is the death of me

[broken-wings-and-bastard-kings]

[mmmaff-blog]

Oh my goodness

[dailyteamcap]

[mmmaff-blog]

Question: how did steves pants still fit after they injected the serum?

Answer:

[protagonistfinn-deactivated2018]

ok but remember when peter was stopping the atm robbery and he said “i thought you’d be more handsome in person” @ the guy in the thor mask and then later we see that he does impressions of thor AND owns a model mjolnir? i’m not saying peter has a crush on thor but peter has a crush on thor

[mmmaff-blog]

Or maybe he idolized him? I mean I wouldn't say I impersonate my crush. Thors a pretty cool dude and considering Peter looks up to Tony Stark, it's not unlikely that he is a fan of the other avengers as well

[bemusedlybespectacled]

fucking christ I am sobbing

“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“

[pyreo]

i didnt learn anything about contouring but that’s okay

[robotlyra]

Her fuckin Katherine Hepburn Done With Everything accent is killing me

[demonicae]

I am sat at my desk… head in my hands… crying with laughter.

[mmmaff-blog]

“If the men find out we can rearrange the bones in our faces we are finished”

“If you have too big of a brain it means you have ugly things like opinions and thoughts of your own”

“When will my reflection show”

I fricken snorted

[harrison-osterfield-appreciation]

I’m fucking crying, thank you, Harrison.

[mmmaff-blog]

The little "divvy div" at the end I can't

[greatpretending]

I'm sorry work sucks Fluffity fluff fluffffff as we all know tom doesn't celebrate thanksgiving cuz he's from across the pond so y'all r dating and he joins your fam for thanksgiving. He offers to help with the cooking and your mom thinks it's sweet and gives him a job but that's cuz she just met him and you know better and take the masher out of his hands from behind his back bc this soft boy can mess up anything(1/2)

(2/2)“hey!” Tom says, turning in your arms. “I was using that, love.” “How ‘bout you go and set the table, I’ll take it from here,” you tell him. “Alright,” he grumbles. You continue mashing when you hear a bang and spin around. “Oops,” tom says, having tripped over the corner of the carpet, taking down your little brother with him. “Sorry pal,” he helps him up and the seven year old continues on his merry way.(3/2)“Thomas,” you start. “M'sorry, darling. I’ll-” “just go play with the rest of the kids.” “Thanks!” And with a kiss on the cheek he’s off -continue at your leisure-

The rest of the kids

You know they would fucking love him he would end up being a human jungle-gym and he wouldn’t even be mad about it and they would all ask him questions about being spider-man and he would be LIVING for it. When dinner comes they BEG him to sit at the kids table with them and he’s like “I would love to but there’s no more room!!” and then later when you’re putting your little cousin to sleep she asks you “I know you and Tom are dating, but… if you ever break up is it okay if I marry him?” and fjiugshisgjlshjaeo;sjolgtd

[mmmaff-blog]

Human jungle gym

ohmYGooDnEss

"Uhh..." you start, not knowing how to answer. "Of course, darling" Tom interrupts, surprising you. "OKAY goodnight" you say, calming the giggles

"Y'know what?" Tom asks you in the safety of an empty hallway. "What?" Tom suddenly traps you against the wall. "I really liked having kids around..."

[miyku]

THE INCREDIBLES 2 TEASER TRAILER [ June 15, 2018 ]

[mmmaff-blog]

Aaahhhhhhhhhhh

[astroparker-deactivated20200523]

that moment when you wake up and realize you dreamt about tom but have no idea what the actual plot was

[mmmaff-blog]

Ok legit me

[astroparker-deactivated20200523]

Sooo remember single dad!tom meets tattoo artist!tom? Tom scoops his daughter up into his arms and says "that's wonderful, darling!" And his daughters colorful arm points at you and she says, "who this?" And toms like "this is my lovely friend, Y/N." and you wave and toms daughter says "hewwo!" In that cute little baby voice. And tom asks her, "how would you like it if Y/N joined us for dinner tonight?" "Yay!" She claps! -continue at your leisure-

Oh mY and after dinner you politely accept her (and his) invitation to hang out at their house for awhile and you end up being tatted on by her massive set of Crayola markers by her AND tom and she’s doodling various things while he’s tracing little red hearts along your collar bone and then he leaves for a moment to go to the restroom and comes back to find his Lil angel passed out on your lap and he feels so bad that he doesn’t want to wake her so he grabs some blankets and cuddles up to both of you and you all sleep there that night :’)

[mmmaff-blog]

WoW my heart is just going