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Hey I go by Marty | they/them | 29!

[mmmarty]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Lincoln Li-Wilson/Scary Marlowe, Lincoln Li-Wilson & Grant Wilson Characters: Lincoln Li-Wilson, Scary Marlowe, Grant Wilson (Dungeons and Daddies) Additional Tags: Post-Canon, this is a character study Summary:

“You know you can ask me anything, right? About, I don’t know,” he pauses, “girls? I mean, I might not have the most experience, but— “ “Dad!” Linc flushes in the dark kitchen. “That’s not— we’re all married, but we’re not married-married.” “Christ,” Grant rubs his face, “I always forget that you’re technically married and not even seventeen.” “On my second marriage,” Linc grins at him, and Grant bites back a smile.

Teen slumber party :)

[redpandarascal]

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

[hong--zhi--zhu]

[frustratedasatruar]

[rainbowgod666]

Ok the last one got me laughing actually

[sailorbrazil]

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her

[hoerrrru]

I really love her and the whole dwarfs storyline in the Discworld

[discworld-heritage-posts]

Discworld Heritage Post

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[tatangadragon]

water sports should be for adults too.me and the blokes at university should be allowed to shoot eachother with water guns

[tatangadragon]

post cancelled I've been told the term i used already exists in english and that it means something Very Much Different. english is a wicked language that i regret learning

[circlusion]

[b1rd1e]

june is going to kiss you. Mwah

[ghost-in-the-library]

rest in peace forum thread deleted before its time

[jaydenskyle]

WSPTOTC Pride Flag

Pride Flag but for people who think Pride should be a respectable SFW event free of sexual debauchery and provocative clothing. Differs from the Gilbert Baker Design in that its colors are sampled from this image of Reverand Lovejoy's Wife screaming "Won't someone please think of the children"

[woodsywarbler]

fish fear Rocky, statement.

[reynard61]

Let's ambush mama! 😼

[kit-screams-into-the-void]

gay astrophage

[kaiasky]

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

[biggestzam]

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

[kaiasky]

i want you on my team holy shit

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[politijohn]

Source

Happy Pride Month!

[souvenirs]