bitch i might be; ♕

B ∞

[tropiyas]

in disbelief that they needed this much to stop guys from peeing here

[unclefather]

*pees through the tape onto the floore*

[pseudomantis]

Posts a bug would make

[pseudomantis]

Getting thrown around

[pseudomantis]

Fell off a counter

[pseudomantis]

Stuck inside a light

[chewedcorn]

double checks for ticket

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

she's so right

[valtsv]

imagine getting jumped by tiktok users and one of them says "unalive his ass"

[coughloop]

[egberts]

what is this? plus size for ants?

[super-metroid]

mr krabs pants

[centimetri-deactivated20260108]

[chewedcorn]

Ancient mask found, irrefutable proof of long skull ancestors

[unclefather]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

he is becoming self aware

[fonzworthcutlass]

“why must I be like that? why must I chase the cat?”

[cannibalchicken]

[slaw-me]

round

[raineymazecave]

well that just mackles my more

[moan-s]

[chewedcorn]

Not very tall tale

[arnold-ziffel]

[meangirlnurse]

What animals do you work with !

you’re supposed to call them “coworkers” i think